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post 1626002023 12-19-2020, 03:52 AM
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Co workers just found out I’m a virgin

Idk what to do guys...now I’m just itching to beat this pretty boy to death

We were all having lunch in the break room and of course the skinny twink and his entourage are all sitting at one table while I’m sitting by myself. They were joking about getting a women preg and using condoms so I thought I’d make a light hearted joke saying

“Hey as long as she’s on top you’re fine. What goes up must come down lol”



They all looked at me in silence before looking at each other, and the ******* pretty boy leader asks me
“Johnny...are you a virgin?”

I didn’t know whether to lie or say yes so I just asked
“Why do you need to know?lol”

He starts laughing and says
“That’s all I needed to know”

They all proceeded to laugh and go about their conversation

Now I’m really pissed as I already had some dumb chit happen to me at Walmart and now this. I’m genuinely beginning to think of a way to hurt him. I’m thinking about challenging him to a fight in the restroom just me and him with the door locked no *** hold barred just fk him up bad.
post 1626002153 12-19-2020, 04:00 AM
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you can start by not saying "lol" in real life.
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post 1626002163 12-19-2020, 04:00 AM
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Lol at story and lol at your avi
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post 1626002283 12-19-2020, 04:03 AM
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Originally Posted By JustCallMeJonny⏩
“Hey as long as she’s on top you’re fine. What goes up must come down lol”

“Why do you need to know?lol”
Saying “lol” in real life; not even once.

Careful OP. Your autism is showing.
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post 1626002363 12-19-2020, 04:06 AM
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Report them to HR duh.
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post 1626002383 12-19-2020, 04:07 AM
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I just don’t know if I should even show up to work later because I might just lose it. I’m really close snapping. The skinny ******* supposedly had a threesome recently and wouldn’t stfu about
post 1626002513 12-19-2020, 04:11 AM
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who cares?
post 1626002533 12-19-2020, 04:12 AM
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Originally Posted By stewartrochet⏩
who cares?
I fking care because they disrespected my name so i got to redeem myself
post 1626002623 12-19-2020, 04:15 AM
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Originally Posted By taskmob⏩
Report them to HR duh.
this
get them fired srs
virgin harassment/discrimination
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post 1626002683 12-19-2020, 04:16 AM
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I actually find this kinda odd. Throughout my life in my teen years, 20s and 30s I don't recall any male peers clowning each other for being a virgin. The guys that I grew up with were savage, mean-spirited as5holes that had no problem committing violence, vandalism and theft.......and yet making fun of a guy for being a virgin was never a thing.

I always thought this was just some hollywood trope.
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post 1626004093 12-19-2020, 05:00 AM
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lol it’s over

op is a ****** no wonder
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post 1626004603 12-19-2020, 05:17 AM
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You meant you just found out that your coworkers already knew you were a virgin?

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post 1626004803 12-19-2020, 05:22 AM
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The only solution is to have sex with the leader to assert dominance. And while you’re doing it just keep yelling “it looks like I’m not a virgin anymore, doesn’t it?”.
post 1626005053 12-19-2020, 05:29 AM
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Lol. This troll persona has taken an interesting turn of late.
post 1626005073 12-19-2020, 05:31 AM
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Originally Posted By TomWanks⏩
Lol. This troll persona has taken an interesting turn of late.
He started out as a tough guy braggart and now he's contemplating G4P....
Everything I post is satire.
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post 1626005373 12-19-2020, 05:41 AM
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Do you work at smart tech?
post 1626006203 12-19-2020, 06:03 AM
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Originally Posted By JustCallMeJonny⏩
I just don’t know if I should even show up to work later because I might just lose it.
Good for you. Glad some girl is desperate enough to take your virginity. Just make sure you wrap it.
post 1626006803 12-19-2020, 06:17 AM
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Saying "lol" aloud is a lot more cringy than being a virgin at any age.
post 1626007523 12-19-2020, 06:33 AM
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post 1626008263 12-19-2020, 06:54 AM
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But what if all the gossip about you're a virgin to the female employees ends up a female employee offering you sex, causing you to lose your virginity. Then the irony is this ends up being a good thing.

Fwiw, my co-workers knew I'm a virgin and there was no issue about it.
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post 1626009773 12-19-2020, 07:31 AM
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post 1626009993 12-19-2020, 07:35 AM
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Originally Posted By TheParalyzer⏩
Lookin good johny
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post 1626010283 12-19-2020, 07:42 AM
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This account is still going. Troll MOD account confirmed..
post 1626010553 12-19-2020, 07:47 AM
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Surprised they even asked if thats your real Avi
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Originally Posted By JustCallMeJonny⏩
Idk what to do guys...now I’m just itching to beat this pretty boy to death

We were all having lunch in the break room and of course the skinny twink and his entourage are all sitting at one table while I’m sitting by myself. They were joking about getting a women preg and using condoms so I thought I’d make a light hearted joke saying

“Hey as long as she’s on top you’re fine. What goes up must come down lol”



They all looked at me in silence before looking at each other, and the ******* pretty boy leader asks me
“Johnny...are you a virgin?”

I didn’t know whether to lie or say yes so I just asked
“Why do you need to know?lol”

He starts laughing and says
“That’s all I needed to know”

They all proceeded to laugh and go about their conversation

Now I’m really pissed as I already had some dumb chit happen to me at Walmart and now this. I’m genuinely beginning to think of a way to hurt him. I’m thinking about challenging him to a fight in the restroom just me and him with the door locked no *** hold barred just fk him up bad.
Look on the bright side. If you decide to transition you already have wonderful breasts.
post 1626011073 12-19-2020, 07:56 AM
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Bags of sand.
post 1626012153 12-19-2020, 08:15 AM
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Only reason I’m a virgin is because I’m rough with women
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