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post 1626040813 12-19-2020, 03:25 PM
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The worst feel in the world srs

When I think about this, I feel like you incels must when reading the teenage love copypasta.

You will never be a Paleolithic specimen. You will never hunt megafauna on the plains or in the forest with your brothers and then feast on its flesh later round the campfire. You will never live totally free and sleep under the stars, wrapped up in the skin of your prey with a woman who is truly yours. Your mind has been warped by countless generations of domestication and subjugation. Your physical powers have also been greatly lessened. You must purposefully workout for hours every week, follow your diet and supplement regimen and avoid environmental poisons and chemicals in order to have a good physique, but still you will never come remotely close to the strength, size and conditioning that ancient man had without even trying. Either that or you have to risk your health, your hair and your natty hormones by riding a bike.

You will never be a Paleolithic specimen.

Still you should try to be one.

post 1626042003 12-19-2020, 03:42 PM
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until you do tear an acl or something and have no way to ever fix it, making you a cripple for the rest of your life and unable to provide for and feed your family.
post 1626042063 12-19-2020, 03:43 PM
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Originally Posted By climberbrah
until you do tear an acl or something and have no way to ever fix it, making you a cripple for the rest of your life and unable to provide for and feed your family.
Thatslifeson.jpg

The brah with the stronger ACL gets your kill and your woman
post 1626042073 12-19-2020, 03:43 PM
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Hunter gatherers look closer to ****** janitors than guy in pic
post 1626042223 12-19-2020, 03:45 PM
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Originally Posted By meanstringbean
Hunter gatherers look closer to ****** janitors than guy in pic
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post 1626042253 12-19-2020, 03:46 PM
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Speak for yourself. I grew up mostly in completely unsupervised Tier 1 wildlife.
post 1626042403 12-19-2020, 03:48 PM
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I get hating the direction we are going in the West but idealizing paleolithic times, just lol brah

Why don't you join a commune or something? They're probably full of hippy types but if you want to get back to basics it's probably the closest you will get at this point. I'm sure some are better than others. There are chitloads all over the world.

Or just go to Africa and join a tribe (you can actually do this).
post 1626042603 12-19-2020, 03:51 PM
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Originally Posted By Gainzzz
I get hating the direction we are going in the West but idealizing paleolithic times, just lol brah

Why don't you join a commune or something? They're probably full of hippy types but if you want to get back to basics it's probably the closest you will get at this point. I'm sure some are better than others. There are chitloads all over the world.

Or just go to Africa and join a tribe (you can actually do this).
That just sounds like larping to me. I don't want to larp as a paleolithic specimen.
post 1626042613 12-19-2020, 03:51 PM
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Originally Posted By PenorBrahNoHomo
Thatslifeson.jpg

The brah with the stronger ACL gets your kill and your woman
How about chlamydia? No anti biotic

Smashing every shoot raw dink gonna fall off srs
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post 1626042713 12-19-2020, 03:53 PM
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Just lol if you think guys of old looked like that
Fak U say? Cheeky kent ya, i'll fakin fak ya, ya lil sloot
post 1626042723 12-19-2020, 03:53 PM
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Originally Posted By Kwace
How about chlamydia? No anti biotic

Smashing every shoot raw dink gonna fall off srs
Chlamydia is harmless for men. Doubt AIDS existed back then. Do wild animals even get STDs?
Originally Posted By FailedPotential
Just lol if you think guys of old looked like that
Next you gona try to tell me they didn't have lion friends
post 1626042933 12-19-2020, 03:57 PM
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penor brah

no homo
post 1626042993 12-19-2020, 03:58 PM
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Originally Posted By TypeNirvash
penor brah

no homo
You reckon cavemen had huge dinks?
post 1626043063 12-19-2020, 03:59 PM
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some people in the world still live like that and I envy them

being born in a really modernized country sucks. in developing countries they do their living outside and do outside things; very social, friendly, and welcoming. in modernized countries everyone does their living inside watching tv, internet in front of their computers, or playing video games becoming anxious of people that if a man was getting assaulted on a train nobody would do **** about it. this is the real tea
There is only one Hell: the one we live in now.
post 1626043083 12-19-2020, 03:59 PM
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So man up, move to Africa or South America and live your life, OP.

ONLY YOU ARE HOLDING YOURSELF BACK.
You have my word as a Schons.
post 1626043253 12-19-2020, 04:03 PM
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Originally Posted By Hypernation
So man up, move to Africa or South America and live your life, OP.

ONLY YOU ARE HOLDING YOURSELF BACK.
But I'm a cucked modern, that is not my life. That's the whole point.
Originally Posted By 2RDEYE
some people in the world still live like that and I envy them

being born in a really modernized country sucks. in developing countries they do their living outside and do outside things; very social, friendly, and welcoming. in modernized countries everyone does their living inside watching tv, internet in front of their computers, or playing video games. this is the real tea
Brb getting boat to Sentinel Island. I'm sure that would end well.
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