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post 1626585383 12-25-2020, 04:51 PM
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It’s Christmas Day 2026...

Kamala Harris addresses the nation condemning any religious gatherings (worshiping God is now hate speech)


Curfew is about to kick in at 8pm Eastern 5pm Pacific, you scramble to the store but the vaccination chip reader is malfunctioning.

A Transexual woman coming out of the store bumps into you and drops her dilation cream. You say excuse me, She holds the side button on her iPhone 18 to alert authorities about a hate crime in action.

Continue the story
post 1626585493 12-25-2020, 04:53 PM
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You evade the authorities and make it home safely. You log on to misc and see that it's completely dead-- only one new thread that day. You click the thread and it turns out OP is still a *******.
HTC
Proud Dad crew
6'4" height of the gods
post 1626585683 12-25-2020, 04:56 PM
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After a 6 hour sex sim VR session with 1996 Jennifer Aniston I cry myself to sleep
“Gotta have opposites, light and dark and dark and light, in painting. It’s like in life. Gotta have a little sadness once in awhile so you know when the good times come" - Bob Ross
post 1626585773 12-25-2020, 04:57 PM
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and it's still lower than you think
No sig crew
post 1626587283 12-25-2020, 05:21 PM
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you get that new vr kit with self lubricating and pre heated fleshlight, you take your pick of any 10/10 hbb on the hub and beat your meat all night
What we do in life echoes in eternity
post 1626587313 12-25-2020, 05:21 PM
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3 years before skynet takes over
post 1626587493 12-25-2020, 05:24 PM
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Rich Piana will be 18 years old.......
Retired...no smartphone....no neighbors......just holes...
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