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12-26-2020, 06:11 PM
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ITT: simple way to avoid pointless conversations (life hack)
If you’ve ever been relaxing at the crib and some jehovah’s witnesses turn up at your door
Or those people who attempt to stop you in the shopping centre trying to sign you up to a mobile phone plan or sell you a lottery ticket
Easiest way to avoid lengthy discussions with them is to claim not to speak English
For example If someone approached me I just hit em with the “isvinici pozhaluista, ya ne govaru po angliskii” and keep walking.
If they’re in my face I just hold steady eye contact and say loudly and slowly
YA.
NE.
PONYEMAU.
PO ANGLISKII.
It always works because by definition if they’re engaged in such poverty money-making rackets they’re not educated enough to be bi-lingual
You don’t even really need to know a second language yourself, just memorise the above phrase to the point where you can rattle it off without breaking stride, and enjoy all the time you saved!
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-claiming not to speak English can be a big time saver
-probably do it in a language that is relatively uncommon where you live.
Or those people who attempt to stop you in the shopping centre trying to sign you up to a mobile phone plan or sell you a lottery ticket
Easiest way to avoid lengthy discussions with them is to claim not to speak English
For example If someone approached me I just hit em with the “isvinici pozhaluista, ya ne govaru po angliskii” and keep walking.
If they’re in my face I just hold steady eye contact and say loudly and slowly
YA.
NE.
PONYEMAU.
PO ANGLISKII.
It always works because by definition if they’re engaged in such poverty money-making rackets they’re not educated enough to be bi-lingual
You don’t even really need to know a second language yourself, just memorise the above phrase to the point where you can rattle it off without breaking stride, and enjoy all the time you saved!
Cliffs:
-claiming not to speak English can be a big time saver
-probably do it in a language that is relatively uncommon where you live.
12-26-2020, 06:18 PM
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One time no BS I just cracked the door open just enough and said "I worship the devil bro" and then closed the door.
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That's why grandma's apple pie rocks and yours sucks.Originally Posted By Dave22reborn^^^Racist police officer who also cries about how racism doesn't exist, also cries reverse racism and typifies the stupidity of the racist right, referring to black people as "they" and regurgitating racist stereotypes.At least it will thunderstorm tonight, and we know how they feel about water. :)
12-26-2020, 06:20 PM
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But why not simply say you aren’t interested and don’t have the time, tbfh?
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12-26-2020, 06:25 PM
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Originally Posted By justgenetics⏩
Ain’t nobody got time fo datBut why not simply say you aren’t interested and don’t have the time, tbfh?
12-26-2020, 06:28 PM
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12-26-2020, 06:29 PM
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Originally Posted By Anachron⏩
Извините пожалуйста я не говорю по английскиToo much work.
These days all you need to do is start having a coughing fit.
These days all you need to do is start having a coughing fit.
12-26-2020, 06:29 PM
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I usually just burp really loud then walk off. Works 100% of the time.
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Jklol
12-26-2020, 06:32 PM
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nah like hell im gonna put on an act.
a simple dismissive "nah" works 100% every time.
lol a few weeks ago some stranger started trying to talk to me while I was walking to my car, before he would finish his sentence blasted him with a Nahh, dude instantly shut up and went his way
a simple dismissive "nah" works 100% every time.
lol a few weeks ago some stranger started trying to talk to me while I was walking to my car, before he would finish his sentence blasted him with a Nahh, dude instantly shut up and went his way
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