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post 1626849683 12-28-2020, 05:22 PM
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How to jam a TV satellite dish?

A friend needs to get rid off a neighbours satellite dish for a few reasons. Its a Sky satellite dish that his trashy neighbours have installed on the roof to watch their 1,000 channels or whatever they do. Is there a device that can jam and scramble the signal of the dish so it doesn’t work?
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post 1626850043 12-28-2020, 05:26 PM
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post 1626850053 12-28-2020, 05:26 PM
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Every day go push it slightly to the left so it looses its signal. They were notice poor connection but think its from their receiver box. Rinse repear until they get fed up and get rid of it
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post 1626851803 12-28-2020, 05:43 PM
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Originally Posted By JohnnyHotSauce⏩
Every day go push it slightly to the left so it looses its signal. They were notice poor connection but think its from their receiver box. Rinse repear until they get fed up and get rid of it
What stick or pole can I use to do that? From my upstairs window I would be able to reach it with a long pole I guess, but what specific thing can I use to push it?
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post 1626851933 12-28-2020, 05:45 PM
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Originally Posted By AnotherAlt4⏩
Yes but it's illegal in the US and the FCC will fukk you if they catch you - which they are decent at.

Here's how it will go -

1) You buy a jammer from China for $200.

2) If it doesn't get seized by customs, you get it and turn it on.

3) Your neighbors call a technician because their TV won't work.

4) The technician tests the signal and realizes it's being jammed.

5) The cops get called and you spend the next 10 years getting fukked in the ass in FDC Houston.

You'll get in less trouble if you just break off the dish and steal it - not that I would recommend that either.
Awesome reply this is initially exactly what I was looking for. What exact “jammer” am I looking for and are we talking aliexpress? What other china website. Damn, the authorities don’t like it? Can’t be that serious!
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post 1626852273 12-28-2020, 05:48 PM
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Jelly usually works better than jam.
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post 1626861353 12-28-2020, 07:32 PM
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post 1626959783 12-29-2020, 07:39 PM
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post 1626960193 12-29-2020, 07:45 PM
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Originally Posted By Crazee_786⏩
A friend needs to get rid off a neighbours satellite dish for a few reasons. Its a Sky satellite dish that his trashy neighbours have installed on the roof to watch their 1,000 channels or whatever they do. Is there a device that can jam and scramble the signal of the dish so it doesn’t work?
Originally Posted By Crazee_786⏩
What stick or pole can I use to do that?From my upstairs window I would be able to reach it with a long pole I guess, but what specific thing can I use to push it?
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post 1626960243 12-29-2020, 07:46 PM
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Originally Posted By Crazee_786⏩
A friend needs to get rid off a neighbours satellite dish for a few reasons. Its a Sky satellite dish that his trashy neighbours have installed on the roof to watch their 1,000 channels or whatever they do. Is there a device that can jam and scramble the signal of the dish so it doesn’t work?
Take the front of door off of a microwave and disable the safety mechanism. Point it at satellite. Microwaves from your microwave operate at resonant frequncies of most common satellite tv networks
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post 1626960543 12-29-2020, 07:48 PM
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why do u want to fuk with their transmission in the first place? honest question lol
post 1626961633 12-29-2020, 08:00 PM
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Too close to my house need it gone

Lmao at the microwave idea
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