what was it like?

asking foor a friend

YBD did

jail but not prison

it was rly fuking boring and smelled like pee

creepy dude had all these cuts on him and told me his life story lol

Yes, it was made into a documentary. 58:00

They took my life - and when I got out – who was waiting for me? Nobody!

Payback. Except I’m not in that business anymore. Because the one thing I learned in jail is that money is not the prime asset in life. Time is – and your time is just about up.

When I was in jail I was the undisputed chess champion in our unit. My holding unit had a board etched into our table.
Met a drummer that was only held for a day and a night, I learned how to light a cig/joint without a flame. Memorized the phone number of someone that could give me an opportunity to earn some cash once I got out.
My first night there, the other people in my unit ate my dinner because I had been napping. I told them to wake me up if that ever happened again, and that was the closest I came to confrontation.

While I knew I was in the wrong place at the wrong time when the crime was being committed, I was also fairly certain that none of the charges would stick to me (they didn’t) so I was just bored for the three days I was booked.

I do feel that our institutions are more of a time out than rehabilitation back into normal life. Not everyone responds well to timeouts. Some people rebel, some embrace the “bad boy” candor.

Im sure prison is much different than county jail.

No but my husband works at one. It's loaded with covid and it's a total shi* show at the moment srs.

there are some weird people out there,

if i ever end up in prison i hope i end up with the nice people

lol this film is funny AF

this is why martial arts is essential unless your bloatbrah

if you cant do the time, dont do the crime as they say.

its sounds real great m8

did you ever get cosy with bubba?

1 month

Sharjah central jail,

Me and 4 of my friends, whom I hardly speak to now.

Were in my car at 1 am , the cops rolled up and arrested us for the pot we're smoking.

It was fun but it also was probably cause I had my friends with me the entire time


Would recommend/10

I have.

It SUCKED big time.

When I found out that I was going I started hitting the gym twice a day, eating everything in sight in an attempt to appear more intimidating to the inmates that would be there. On the day that I was to arrive I was feeling a little anxious, but not really nervous, as by this time I had watched several prison movies on Netflix and felt like I had a pretty good idea of what to expect.

At the arrival gate the guards waved us through...there was tall,bright metal fencing everywhere with barbed razor wire strung along the top in multiple rows...I knew there was no way I'd be able to climb over it without slicing myself all to hell or getting shot in the process. I made a mental note of this as we entered the tunnel into the main facility.

Once inside I went through a processing room where I was searched with a metal detector and then had to sign a few forms before being led down a long corridor where you could see some of the inmates in their orange jumpsuits through little square windows. Some of them looked pretty menacing, as I recall looking back, but I made it a point to stare them down, no phucks given.

As we made it to the last sliding metal-bar door...the only passage to the outside world and safety as I knew it...a guard approached towards me and told the girl standing behind me that she would only be allowed one guest visitor. At this point I'm beginning to sense that I need to take some kind of action, so I tell the guard that I will volunteer to leave.

I had to sit in my truck for like two hours doing nothing while she visited her brother. It was located in the middle of nowhere and I couldn't even go somewhere for lunch, either.

Never again.

lmao I was so confused and then, not at all.

thanks for sharing your experiences m8,

it sounds like you had some great opportunities in there,

i don't agree with it either its almost like your a child that needs too stand in the corner, but the bad boy condor is what women like to love so it can't be all bad.

In the UK weve just got prisons, i've never tried it myself but heard you can get various qualifications while in there.

going to prison is a great way to get your wig split

sounds like fun m8 did you not shine your boots or something?

hahahaha

im guessing prison isn't that cosy

I went to county jail for suspicion of riding a fukking BICYLE home from CC while intoxicated.

I was singing a song mockingly that played at my then chitty jobs muzak station and they must have heard it.

I spent 12 hours in the drunk tank and one guy puked a bit. Another was pissed and threw his shoes against the wall. Another was pretty fukn cool and we made a pact that if anyone attacked we'd watch each other's back. Fortunately nothing went down.

The water in one cell was phuking translucent.

The guards were complete chitheads.

The dude that fingerprinted me was especially rude, even asked if I smoked meth. I told him I have never done meth in my entire life and looking back I would have liked to tell him to just stick to doing his job because he has no right to question me. He's not an investigator.

There are a few more details but I think that's about enough.



Oh one more thing, the charges never even got filed. The half cops that arrested me just let it go. Which I appreciate even though the manlet used excessive force and they didn't even do a sobiety check. The tall guy was pretty okay.

Ah and for the record I've never done ******* either. No hard drugs crew.

lmao spent the better part of a day in a jail in 3rd world Africa. If you go hunting make sure your serial numbers on any guns you bring are documented 100% perfect srs. T'was the most interesting experience with a nice round robin of the "police" pulling guns on me and my guides pulling guns on them. Those mfkers went to bat for me that's for sure.

don't know how i would cope tbh im guessing extra lockdowns due to the rona

Went to jail for a few days before being bailed out.

Tiny cell holding 30+ of us. Everyone was literally sitting shoulder to shoulder with no room to stretch your legs.

If you can fall asleep in conditions like that then you can fall asleep anywhere srs. I've never had trouble falling asleep anywhere else after that experience.

Fix'd

So you use tears as manipulation. Date thugs who are in prison. Low Iq don't even think to take a pipe out of your car.

I've never seen you make ANY post that didn't reveal what a typical low tier 0 value female you are.

More stories like this, pls.

i couldn't imagine this, who was hooman rights?

i guess you live and learn and it all builds character

Yes to visit someone

I have never known anyone who went to prison so I have not visited anyone in prison. Nor have I been a guest myself.

Strongest username to post-content ratio I’ve seen in quite some time

Yeah the worst part was the dementors.