1.


Keeps to himself (almost never leaves his room), will not bother you at all

Always pays rent on time

Has 5-6 cats and a Caucasian Ovcharka that will be moving in with him

Really quirky, but keeps his distance and other than the dog barking you almost never notice him


2.


Will be a good lifting partner

Always pays rent on time (with cash only)

Constant stream of tinder hookups (ages 18-60) accompanying him back to his room

Has friends that drop by every once awhile that give off strong organized crime vibes

Really personable and funny / doesn't argue or cause drama with you


3.


10/10 social skills / life of the party

Always brings groups of hot sloots back to the apartment / will be a great wingman at bars/clubs

Is sometimes late paying rent

Goes on benders that will worry you

Lots of drama


4.


Will clean and cook for you

Very tidy, will take care of many chores around the house

Pays rent up front for the entire year

Brings back constant stream of guys like this back to the apartment to slam


Zero drama, will provide good life advice and perspective

Same age as your mother


5.


Very loyal and supportive. The type of guy to pick you up from the airport at 2am when all friends and family bail.

Get vouchers from government to cover his rent (no risks)

Has hot asian sisters/cousins/friends that come by all the time

Asks you for money a lot


6.


Huge story teller

Pays rent on time, has his professional life in order

Refuses to watch netflix with you

Stays up all night

Very interesting and intellectual / will help you with homework/career/investing advice/you name it

Consumed with various conspiracy theories

Has a strong aura/energy with him. Guaranteed to meet interesting people when you hit the town with him


7.

Not legal immigrant so have to keep this off the books

Good chance she lets you smash

Rent payments may or may not be tied to the above

Has dozens of shady ****li male family members that drop by unannounced

Overall very cheerful and full of positive glowful energy

AP3 crew

Wassup brah?

Bolobrah.

As cool as it would be to live with Brad, he’d just be too unreliable/unpredictable to share an apartment with.

Can pick after reading choices.

in for roomies

Eod looking aesthetic as fuarkkk

Your probably the strongest pick tbh

Can I bang #4??

lold hard, repped

Always pick 1 crew.

Oh well, at least I get to play with the cat.

Got bolo brah. At least I will probably get a few mods reps out of it from his real account.

#4 please.

Zheng all the way

你好我的朋友！

Choices are better than expected. ZhengTerry and EOD actually sound like pretty good roomies.

Gonna go with the asian boyos. Either Bolobrah or Zheng.

Lmao at Bradley being a chit tier roommate too

Edited and added choice 7 in original post.

gov't checks and roomies to help with income = goals

brad's not bad

I welcome our Chinese overlords

Lol, based and fresh descriptions, on spread

I'd pick nr. 7 because I heard she's coming to Norway and I could use a roommate

Picked #1
Good thing I dont have a HOA.

i left the rooster thing out - if he brings those along, no person would pick himn

Excellent work OP. Nice balance of Chinese people plus someone who doesn't believe China exists.

honestly, if the 7 people I listed did a real world misc season, would you not be tuning in every week? I would.

Evening bump

Nice

#7

awfkbye

can't go wrong with 2 or 3 lol

Picked 3

don't mind him