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post 1627206573 01-01-2021, 02:08 PM
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lol if you don’t use the self checkouts when you shop

Walked into the GOAT Publix to get me a delicious sub sandwich. Went to checkout and I see lines of people waiting. Most have only a small basket with items. But the self checkout was open, no wait. So I scanned my sub at the self checkout, paid and loled as I walked out the door with these stupid fuks still waiting. I’ll be home before they even pay.

Lol just lol
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lol if you use the checkouts when you shop

Walked into the GOAT Publix to get me a delicious sub sandwich. Went to checkout and I see lines of people waiting. Most have only a small basket with items. But the exit was open, no wait. So I put my sub into the bag, flexed and loled as I walked out the door with these stupid fuks still waiting. I’ll still have my money while they have to pay.

Lol just lol
post 1627207283 01-01-2021, 02:17 PM
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I don't understand those dumbfuks that stand around in line when the self checkout is open. Makes no sense at all.
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Originally Posted By MajinBuuuu⏩
I don't understand those dumbfuks that stand around in line when the self checkout is open. Makes no sense at all.
maybe they dont want to bag their own groceries
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Originally Posted By IronFeta⏩
lol if you use the checkouts when you shop

Walked into the GOAT Publix to get me a delicious sub sandwich. Went to checkout and I see lines of people waiting. Most have only a small basket with items. But the exit was open, no wait. So I put my sub into the bag, flexed and loled as I walked out the door with these stupid fuks still waiting. I’ll still have my money while they have to pay.

Lol just lol
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Disclaimer: I don’t condone the stealing of publix subs.
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post 1627207623 01-01-2021, 02:20 PM
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Flip side you also get the mega-douches who use the self checkout for a whole cart full of groceries.
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Fuk that. I don’t go there to work.
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id rather have those self-checkouts for clothing stores than grocery stores. i want someone to bag my groceries lol
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post 1627207913 01-01-2021, 02:24 PM
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Originally Posted By jamalfudge⏩
Flip side you also get the mega-douchss who use the self checkout for a whole cart full of groceries.
And the seniors who forget where they are midway through their order.
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post 1627207983 01-01-2021, 02:26 PM
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Originally Posted By jamalfudge⏩
Flip side you also get the mega-douches who use the self checkout for a whole cart full of groceries.
Sounds like a Walmart shopper
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post 1627208273 01-01-2021, 02:31 PM
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Agreed, they should also deduct some $ off of our purchases when we use self checkout, as we save them from paying some mouth breather.
Originally Posted By Anachron⏩
They are normally slower IME.
Also this, after a few self checkout trips, I learned the codes for my vegetables and am able to blow the cashiers out of the water in terms of speed.
post 1627208843 01-01-2021, 02:38 PM
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I usually only pick up a few items so self check out is a go. If I have a full cart load of stuff then im definitely NOT using self check out I will have my things scanned at the cashier.

lol at standing at the self check out like a cuck scanning 50 different items onto the machine when you can have some sloot do it for you.

Alot of older people would opt to go to a cashier because they dont want to be bothered learning how to use the machine.
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unexpected item in bagging area, remove this before continuing

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Yeah, self checkouts make me lose faith in humanity though.

It blows my mind how slow and stupid so many people are when it comes to those.
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Originally Posted By Polaris⏩
Yeah, self checkouts make me lose faith in humanity though.

It blows my mind how slow and stupid so many people are when it comes to those.
Sounds like a Walmart shopper
I probably banged your mom.

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Brb buy alcohol and have to wait for 300lb karen to move her ass and approve it
Brb Wait for assistance
Brb unexpected item in bagging area
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Originally Posted By OT2000⏩
Walked into the GOAT Publix to get me a delicious sub sandwich. Went to checkout and I see lines of people waiting. Most have only a small basket with items. But the self checkout was open, no wait. So I scanned my sub at the self checkout, paid and loled as I walked out the door with these stupid fuks still waiting. I’ll be home before they even pay.

Lol just lol
The ones around my place are annoying as **** to use.

Place item in basket
Place item in basket
Replace the item in the basket
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Originally Posted By Rajc⏩
so you fix the bag on your own like a self checkout ?

SELF CHECKOUT
the cashier taking all day
SELF CHECKOUT
like hotels after a long stay
SELF CHECKOUT
like kobe on his flight day
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I shop at the goat Giant Eagle where you can scan your items and bag them as you shop then just pay and leave.
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Originally Posted By jamalfudge⏩
Flip side you also get the mega-douches who use the self checkout for a whole cart full of groceries.
There is actually nothing wrong with this. I checkout my bigass cart full of chit faster than the moron who keeps fuking up their couple items. Fumbling with everything they touch including payment.

I do this with full carts regularly with zero fuks given.
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Originally Posted By OT2000⏩
Walked into the GOAT Publix to get me a delicious sub sandwich. Went to checkout and I see lines of people waiting. Most have only a small basket with items. But the self checkout was open, no wait. So I scanned my sub at the self checkout, paid and loled as I walked out the door with these stupid fuks still waiting. I’ll be home before they even pay.

Lol just lol
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self check out
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anal sex , the intensity
that causes you to ejaculate backwards in time and space
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Originally Posted By ****liGirl⏩
unexpected item in bagging area, remove this before continuing

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Women can't use technology, confirmed

Lol never had any issues with the self checkout
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I only go to the store once a week and buy groceries for a family of four. Be grateful I don't use self checkout and make you stand there miscing on your phone for 10 min while I look up produce codes and wait for an ID check on my beer.
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usually never pay for more than 2 avocados using self checkout
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lol at paying for groceries like a pleb. I just push the cart past everyone and walk it to my car. Load up the groceries in the car then push the cart into the middle of the parking lot. Especially when it’s raining I make sure to leave my cart where someone has to get out of their car to move it.
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Originally Posted By BigDeeps01⏩
Women can't use technology, confirmed

Lol never had any issues with the self checkout
i haven’t either

looks like we’re both 150+ IQ
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Originally Posted By Bigdumogre⏩
lol at paying for groceries like a pleb. I just push the cart past everyone and walk it to my car. Load up the groceries in the car then push the cart into the middle of the parking lot. Especially when it’s raining I make sure to leave my cart where someone has to get out of their car to move it.
NY pizzarias don’t have self checkouts fatty
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