Here is an amusing copypasta I sent to my niece for you reading enjoyment:


Here is a true story about your Mother when she was your age:


One day, we were out for a walk when we happened upon a cute little puppy dog. It was very sad because it had broken it's paw and couldn't walk. It was also very cold and hungry and an orphan.

So, as I took my jacket off to wrap it up and take it home, your Mother runs up and just kicks it as hard as she could right in the ribs. It flew about twenty feet before landing on it's head and she started laughing hysterically.

"Why in the world did you do that??" I asked, shocked and dismayed.

"You shut the hell up!" she barked back at me. Then she runs up and kicks me in the balls.

So I'm down on the ground as she runs back over to the sweet and innocent little puppy and starts jumping up and down on it and then set it on fire.

I begged her to stop, so she is all like "I thought I told you to be quiet!" and comes back over and kicks me in the face a few times, then steals my wallet and leaves.

I never saw her again after that. true story.

aware , , rip