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post 1627767223 01-07-2021, 06:55 AM
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Danish kids show is about a man with a huge uncontrollable penis

https://www.cnn.com/2021/01/07/europ...ntl/index.html


"Denmark's flagship broadcaster has suffered blowback over its newest children's TV program, "John Dillermand" --an animation starring a man with a penis so massive and flexible it can save children from danger, fetch objects from a river and operate as a pogo stick."




post 1627767443 01-07-2021, 06:59 AM
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Weird that when Americans complain about straight-up sexualizing 6-year old girls in Cuties, CNN is first to lambast those vile white supremacists who hate women having any agency whatsoever. But then, when it's in Denmark and the topic is comedic male sexuality CNN is all about policing it.
post 1627767643 01-07-2021, 07:02 AM
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Ha, you can watch the episodes here.

https://www.dr.dk/drtv/episode/john-...r-hunde_227288
post 1627767723 01-07-2021, 07:03 AM
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They ripped off Proudmanlet's identity. He deserves royalty checks.
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post 1627768143 01-07-2021, 07:08 AM
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post 1627768163 01-07-2021, 07:08 AM
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Originally Posted By mesobuild
Ha, you can watch the episodes here.

https://www.dr.dk/drtv/episode/john-...r-hunde_227288
LMFAO he calls his phucking dink The Diller.
post 1627768343 01-07-2021, 07:10 AM
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Writer of the show was probably inspired by the drawing threads on the misc lmao
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post 1627768503 01-07-2021, 07:12 AM
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So are we about to have an influx of new Danish misc accounts in the next decade?
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In another episode, he breaks a friend's vase with his penis and must raise money to pay them back




The show's opening montage also shows him using his genitals to keep a lion away from a group of children.









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post 1627768793 01-07-2021, 07:16 AM
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I hope Proudmanlet gets his share of royalties from this show, otherwise he should sue
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more than 10 posts about a massive peanor and anaconda man hasn't show himself... he dead?
post 1627769173 01-07-2021, 07:20 AM
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I have seen some bad animation in my day but that is hard to watch.
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post 1627769293 01-07-2021, 07:21 AM
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Originally Posted By bov188
He's busy
Or maybe his crazy poodle got him


post 1627769593 01-07-2021, 07:25 AM
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he look like ron jeremy
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post 1627769983 01-07-2021, 07:29 AM
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post 1627770043 01-07-2021, 07:30 AM
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They should be prosecuted.
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post 1627770293 01-07-2021, 07:32 AM
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Fake news, The Diller is clearly controllable.


For God's sake, the madman is whipping a lion with his dik in the opening.
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That seems like an effective way of grooming girls into thinking flashers are harmless and silly, and maybe that it's a woman's job to remind boys to keep their dicks in their pants. I wonder which creator is the sex pest?
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Inb4 Misc R&P libs buy 2nd homes in Denmark.
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"Denmark's flagship broadcaster has sufferedblowbackover its newest children's TV program, "
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Worried about PM, no way he still hasn't posted
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He set his penis thread alarm a little late it seems
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Originally Posted By JuAngusPeppered
more than 10 posts about a massive peanor and anaconda man hasn't show himself... he dead?
Originally Posted By Titansfan08
Worried about PM, no way he still hasn't posted
Originally Posted By darkninja67
He set his penis thread alarm a little late it seems
Originally Posted By Uhyeahokay
I’m alive

tbh I find this kinda disturbing, don’t support this kind of stuff being aimed at children srs, would be lulzy if an adult cartoon but kinda sick aimed at kids imo
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The craziest part of this whole story is that PM didn’t get in til the 2nd page.





At least that’s the craziest part until the dolls and action figures start hitting the shelves.
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