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post 1628106483 01-10-2021, 06:14 AM
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Just smashed a 50 yo bodybuilder milf

Title

Was chilling at home and some milf from tinder who’d been blowing up my phone talking about how she was going to be in town for the week

I mean she looked good but I’m not about that life jerome

Ended up getting some other simp to buy her dinner so I figured why not

She brought me a meal from the restaurant, apparently she ordered extras and the dude paid for it? Lmao

Screens from tinder:





Lyft driver who dropped her off may have been aweir
post 1628106663 01-10-2021, 06:21 AM
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Lol aweir
post 1628106773 01-10-2021, 06:24 AM
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Did she give you a lil nudge?
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post 1628106933 01-10-2021, 06:28 AM
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Came in expecting

Leaving unaware
I loe e.
post 1628106973 01-10-2021, 06:29 AM
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[QUOTE=ChangeOfStyle post_id=1628106773]Did she give you a lil nudge?[/QUOTE]If by lil nudge you mean no holes barred access then yes

Alternatively if you mean she gave me a free takeout meal paid for by her simp with free delivery then also yes

[QUOTE=Redfish225 post_id=1628106933]Came in expecting

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Leaving unaware[/QUOTE]You know I gots love for you homie but wth
post 1628106983 01-10-2021, 06:29 AM
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post 1628107053 01-10-2021, 06:31 AM
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post 1628107133 01-10-2021, 06:32 AM
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post 1628107203 01-10-2021, 06:33 AM
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That's how you pop someone's cherry, man. Repped
post 1628107453 01-10-2021, 06:37 AM
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post 1628107483 01-10-2021, 06:38 AM
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Originally Posted By Redfish225⏩
Came in expecting

Leaving unaware
I'd still go.
post 1628107493 01-10-2021, 06:38 AM
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Originally Posted By ExPatriot⏩
Did you use all three of your condoms?
Ops a boss.

He nutted in her at least 10x that night. And thats just an assumption.
post 1628107593 01-10-2021, 06:41 AM
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she really wanted to smash too. rawdog.

he shud have taken a few shots in the changing room before working out.
post 1628107883 01-10-2021, 06:46 AM
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Originally Posted By r32gojirra⏩
You know I gots love for you homie but wth
lol
Originally Posted By mesobuild⏩
I'd still go.
I’d contemplate for about .350 seconds
I loe e.
post 1628108673 01-10-2021, 07:00 AM
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I bet that meal was paid for by an autistic cop too. Feelsbadmayne.jpg poor bastard being a 'frontline' worker, should be getting praised, making tiki tok videos and here hes getting cucked by a miscer. Fuuuarrrkkkkk
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post 1628108863 01-10-2021, 07:04 AM
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Originally Posted By ExPatriot⏩
Did you use all three of your condoms?
Jfl if you think I didn’t rawdog that post-menopausal milf Sir Lionel Richie Style

All

Night

Long
post 1628109093 01-10-2021, 07:08 AM
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Originally Posted By r32gojirra⏩
Jfl if you think I didn’t rawdog that post-menopausal milf Sir Lionel Richie Style

All

Night

Long
Did you skeet in her?
I loe e.
post 1628109193 01-10-2021, 07:10 AM
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Wow OP, GJDM.

Sounds like you would have had to have been a completely retarded autist to fumble that one though.

post 1628113173 01-10-2021, 08:21 AM
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Can someone cliff the other thread? It's gotten so long

Would rep but yeah that doesn't do much
More plates, more dates
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post 1628113553 01-10-2021, 08:28 AM
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lol I bet that loser brought some condoms aswell, thinking that was finally his night
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post 1628113593 01-10-2021, 08:29 AM
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Lmao

Save some for the autists among us
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post 1628159473 01-10-2021, 04:27 PM
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Bet you smashed so hard she’s too sore to go to the gym the next day.
post 1628163773 01-10-2021, 05:04 PM
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Originally Posted By japzz⏩
Can someone cliff the other thread? It's gotten so long
No need for cliffs. It might be long but nothing has happened.
post 1628163873 01-10-2021, 05:05 PM
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post 1628163993 01-10-2021, 05:06 PM
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post 1628165753 01-10-2021, 05:22 PM
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post 1628166083 01-10-2021, 05:26 PM
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Originally Posted By mesobuild⏩
I'd still go.
Brah... I have some bad noos...

It’s about your sexual orientation...
post 1628166523 01-10-2021, 05:29 PM
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Originally Posted By r32gojirra⏩
Title

Was chilling at home and some milf from tinder who’d been blowing up my phone talking about how she was going to be in town for the week

I mean she looked good but I’m not about that life jerome

Ended up getting some other simp to buy her dinner so I figured why not

She brought me a meal from the restaurant, apparently she ordered extras and the dude paid for it? Lmao

Screens from tinder:





Lyft driver who dropped her off may have been aweir
Somebody had to take care of Business, nice work
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post 1628166693 01-10-2021, 05:32 PM
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Fuark I wish this was true
At least someone would’ve smashed
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post 1628166713 01-10-2021, 05:32 PM
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Originally Posted By tomwanks⏩
wow op, gjdm.

Sounds like you would have had to have been a completely retarded autist to fumble that one though.

lol
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