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post 1628440113 01-13-2021, 06:51 AM
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Rate my Tinder pickup line

post 1628440433 01-13-2021, 06:55 AM
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Speedrunning being unmacthed/10. GJDM
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post 1628440913 01-13-2021, 07:03 AM
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Originally Posted By MajesticBeat⏩
Speedrunning being unmacthed/10. GJDM
Originally Posted By nineOHnine⏩
Here's a better one OP:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a gun
Get in the van
NOt sure if I want to chase her in her castle while she's being smashed by a BigBowserC...
post 1628441023 01-13-2021, 07:05 AM
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50/50 she has no idea what you are talking about.
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post 1628442103 01-13-2021, 07:18 AM
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OP, she won't get it. They never do.
Originally Posted By nineOHnine⏩
Here's a better one OP:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a gun
Get in the van
Here's an even better one:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I f*cked Pricness Peach
And I'll f*you too
post 1628443143 01-13-2021, 07:28 AM
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
If I fist you
Will you fist me too
post 1628443703 01-13-2021, 07:34 AM
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I lol'd but she prob won't get it, most chicks on there are dumb as FU when it comes to humor
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post 1628445373 01-13-2021, 07:49 AM
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post 1628448043 01-13-2021, 08:23 AM
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Originally Posted By Woody-5⏩
I lol'd but she prob won't get it, most chicks on there are dumb as FU when it comes to humor
that's lame 'humor'
post 1628448113 01-13-2021, 08:23 AM
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You're everything I thought I didn't want in a girl
post 1628449173 01-13-2021, 08:37 AM
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post 1628449823 01-13-2021, 08:45 AM
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Originally Posted By Woody-5⏩
I lol'd but she prob won't get it, most chicks on there are dumb as FU when it comes to humor
Better reason to suck dicks instead
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