I'm not very active on this forum, or any forum for the matter. Been a lurker for years though. Anyway my confession... Years ago I went to the casino with a few friends and my brother. After winning some money from roulette I had to change in my chips for cash at a cashier's window. I was in line next to my buddy, and after 5 minutes or so it was my turn at the window. I cashed out and turned around and the line was massive. Walking away I crop dusted a good 15 people and had the most serious poker face as I walked away. My buddy was still at the window and busted out laughing. Then I couldn't hold it in. I has one of those uncontrollable laughs where I was almost crying. Within less than a minute security was there and kicked both of us out of the building.

let me guess... this was october 1st 2017 at the mandalay bay casino

lmao this is why i misc

vegas? i think its the buffets

i had probably the most potent concentrated rank ass fart of my life on the plane ride back. It was silent and just a small warm volume of gas. Everyone around us was covering their noses, making faces, the woman in front of me was frantically adjusting her air vent. There was a fat guy near by and people were giving him dirty looks thinking he did it. I never broke but came very close, I was legit biting my tongue to keep from bursting out in laughter, esp seeing the lady play with the vent. I had to bow my head down like i was sleeping and bite my tongue.


After we got off the plane my parents were talking about that fart and saying it was the fat guy, they didnt even believe me at first when i said it was me, they thought i was joking.

did this take place at the Tangiers?

I do this often at the indian casinos with old ladies beside me at the slots.

That's pretty funny OP. I had a good lol.

I have a few good Vegas stories.

When I was 17 or so my brother lent me his ID to get into the Glitter Gulch. One rubbed her titties on my face and when I tipped her I got to cop a feel on her thigh. Then I had two beautiful babes on each arm. It was glorious and my siblings were like wtf bro is a G.

I went by myself another time later on to the NY NY casino after an impulsive night owl drive with no direction in mind at the start, I just sorta ended up there. I won about 60 bucks on I think just a single slot pull. Pretty sure it was rigged to get me to play more, but who knows? I still have one of the chips that I didn't cash in. My GF at the time didn't believe me until I showed her the chip. On the way home some douchebag in traffic at like 5am gave me this double handed flip-off like a retard for some reason.

Also rode that rollercoaster on the Stratosphere. That chit was terrifying. Fun though.

Later on I went with a few friends and these chicks in the car next to us we asked for them to show us their tits. They asked for my pants in exchange. I took mine off and waved them a bit and one girl flashed us. My buddy just gunned it and left them in the dust. Was friggin hilarious. No pants for you sloot. Hahaha.

I never ripped any good farts there that I can think of though.

Stay warm bros, silent but deadly.