Log In

Your email is not your username

Register

If you were a member of the old Bodybuilding.com forums and would like to reuse your previous username, you can request it below. We use your email only for registration and do not store it. For more information, please see our Privacy Policy.

Confirm your email

A registration code was sent to your email. Enter it here.

Welcome

You have successfully setup your account.

Sign in

Quick Navigation Bottom Misc
Forum » This chick wants to bang...
  1. Results 1 to 30 of 41
  2. Page 1 of 2
  3. 1
  4. 2
  6. Last

Thread: This chick wants to bang...

post 1628863373 01-17-2021, 01:37 PM
-
#1
  1. bsrkoacar2
  2. Registered User
  1. bsrkoacar2
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Dec 2020
  4. Age: 56
  5. Posts: 16,614
  6. Rep Power: 113438

This chick wants to bang...

In an open marriage but she lives 5 hours away... Seriously considering booking a hotel for a weekend lmfao. She'd be down for it

http://imgur.com/a/8JUtw3I
http://imgur.com/a/xrRfbS4
post 1628863513 01-17-2021, 01:39 PM
-
#2
  1. TheEmeraldAlt
  2. Banned
  1. TheEmeraldAlt
  2. Banned
  3. Join Date: Jan 2021
  4. Age: 56
  5. Posts: 56
  6. Rep Power: 0
> 5 hours away
>"Open" marriage
> Presumably you met online

She's cheating on her husband bro.
post 1628863653 01-17-2021, 01:40 PM
-
#3
  1. scooterbrah
  2. Registered Pureblood
  1. scooterbrah
  2. Registered Pureblood
  3. Join Date: Jan 2011
  4. Location: Scottsdale, Arizona, United States
  5. Posts: 22,464
  6. Rep Power: 308215
is she pregnant or just a big fupa?
MinisterOfLust: scooterbrah and Mcfreoko are the two worst posters here.
post 1628863693 01-17-2021, 01:40 PM
-
#4
  1. umadbroski
  2. Sickening kunt
  1. umadbroski
  2. Sickening kunt
  3. Join Date: Aug 2015
  4. Location: Mexico
  5. Age: 32
  6. Posts: 13,110
  7. Rep Power: 48610
nah brah.

No ass is worth a 5 hour travel, srs.

You will regret it once you nut.
vegan bodybuilder crew
software engineers crew
mexican manmore crew
L.A. Rams crew
post 1628863723 01-17-2021, 01:40 PM
-
#5
  1. azzspankr
  1. azzspankr
  3. Join Date: Mar 2011
  4. Posts: 19,617
  5. Subscribers: 2
  6. Rep Power: 260352
No
because:

1) she's married. I'm not a douche even if she is

2). She's a pig

Would not waste the gas or mileage
St. Louis Blues Crew
I cannot suck my entire dong but I can lollipop the head crew
It might be short but it sure is skinny crew
RICHSTRONG's personal s*x toy
post 1628863883 01-17-2021, 01:42 PM
-
#6
  1. meekmilli
  2. Banned
  1. meekmilli
  2. Banned
  3. Join Date: Jan 2013
  4. Posts: 1,056
  5. Rep Power: 0
drive 10 hours both ways, pay for a hotel to smash that? hard pass. maybe if she was a dime piece. but that chick is wouldsmashifIwasdrunk/10.
post 1628863913 01-17-2021, 01:42 PM
-
#7
  1. tripod29
  1. tripod29
  3. Join Date: Oct 2017
  4. Posts: 26,154
  5. Rep Power: 454029
Gonna need to see what the face looks like. 5 hours is a long time away.




















Also, she's cheating.
post 1628863943 01-17-2021, 01:42 PM
-
#8
  1. ErnieMccracken
  1. ErnieMccracken
  3. Join Date: Nov 2013
  4. Posts: 100,062
  5. Rep Power: 330290
lol'd @ open marriage
post 1628863953 01-17-2021, 01:42 PM
-
#9
  1. bsrkoacar2
  2. Registered User
  1. bsrkoacar2
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Dec 2020
  4. Age: 56
  5. Posts: 16,614
  6. Rep Power: 113438
Not preggo... And I asked her if her husband knows about this and she said yeah. Idk bro, some couples are weird. I banged a chick in an open marriage and her husband was home when we fukked and I actually met him. It was weird as fuk but she was a smoke show
post 1628864123 01-17-2021, 01:44 PM
-
#10
  1. thadderbox
  2. Registered User
  1. thadderbox
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Jun 2015
  4. Age: 42
  5. Posts: 7,293
  6. Rep Power: 28026
5 hour drive? Yeah you gonna get robbed.
CURRENT PR(S)
SQUAT - 315
DEADLIFT - 405
OHP - 135
BENCH - LOL
HIP THRUST - 425
post 1628864173 01-17-2021, 01:44 PM
-
#11
  1. bsrkoacar2
  2. Registered User
  1. bsrkoacar2
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Dec 2020
  4. Age: 56
  5. Posts: 16,614
  6. Rep Power: 113438
I consider it when I'm horny but yeah I think I'd regret it. I got some girls here
post 1628864193 01-17-2021, 01:44 PM
-
#12
  1. wollo7
  2. Registered User
  1. wollo7
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: May 2011
  4. Location: Florida, United States
  5. Posts: 1,927
  6. Rep Power: 8978
sounds like a bad idea m8
"classic Miscer dilemma...

where to spend our money?....

Cheap hooker vs. Nintendo 3DS" -- Chikbrah
post 1628864373 01-17-2021, 01:46 PM
-
#13
  1. BroImNigerian
  2. Registered User
  1. BroImNigerian
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Dec 2013
  4. Posts: 2,168
  5. Rep Power: 6677
bust a nut on the hub and you won't even entertain this chit idea anymore
post 1628864383 01-17-2021, 01:46 PM
-
#14
  1. optimisticAir
  2. Banned
  1. optimisticAir
  2. Banned
  3. Join Date: Oct 2020
  4. Age: 56
  5. Posts: 1,350
  6. Rep Power: 0
Originally Posted By bsrkoacar2⏩
Not preggo... And I asked her if her husband knows about this and she said yeah. Idk bro, some couples are weird. I banged a chick in an open marriage and her husband was home when we fukked and I actually met him. It was weird as fuk but she was a smoke show
do it fuk it mayne.

obviously you'll regret the drive/time spent i would do it.

see if you can get an airplane ticket and use uber so the travel is 1-2 hours and just stay the weekend and empty as many loads as possible.
post 1628864453 01-17-2021, 01:47 PM
-
#15
  1. nothingshocking
  1. nothingshocking
  3. Join Date: Jan 2017
  4. Location: Uranus, Gambia
  5. Posts: 36,377
  6. Subscribers: 5
  7. Rep Power: 950330
What are the odds she still has her husband's cum in her? Or some other random dude like you?

Are you ok with scraping it out of her with your mushroom tip?
post 1628864543 01-17-2021, 01:48 PM
-
#16
  1. bsrkoacar2
  2. Registered User
  1. bsrkoacar2
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Dec 2020
  4. Age: 56
  5. Posts: 16,614
  6. Rep Power: 113438
This is the chick I'm banging here
http://imgur.com/a/nW5vmMe
post 1628864573 01-17-2021, 01:49 PM
-
#17
  1. scooterbrah
  2. Registered Pureblood
  1. scooterbrah
  2. Registered Pureblood
  3. Join Date: Jan 2011
  4. Location: Scottsdale, Arizona, United States
  5. Posts: 22,464
  6. Rep Power: 308215
what kind of sex is on the table? we talking boring ass unfulfilling condom missionary or are all 3 holes open to creampie?
MinisterOfLust: scooterbrah and Mcfreoko are the two worst posters here.
post 1628864633 01-17-2021, 01:50 PM
-
#18
  1. Getter_done
  1. Getter_done
  3. Join Date: Dec 2008
  4. Posts: 138,191
  5. Subscribers: 6
  6. Rep Power: 1140615
Tell us more about your open marriage.
post 1628864673 01-17-2021, 01:51 PM
-
#19
  1. bsrkoacar2
  2. Registered User
  1. bsrkoacar2
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Dec 2020
  4. Age: 56
  5. Posts: 16,614
  6. Rep Power: 113438
Originally Posted By scooterbrah⏩
what kind of sex is on the table? we talking boring ass unfulfilling condom missionary or are all 3 holes open to creampie?
Not sure but she seems like a freak
post 1628864773 01-17-2021, 01:53 PM
-
#20
  1. bsrkoacar2
  2. Registered User
  1. bsrkoacar2
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Dec 2020
  4. Age: 56
  5. Posts: 16,614
  6. Rep Power: 113438
Originally Posted By Getter_done⏩
Tell us more about your open marriage.
I'm single. She's in an open marriage
post 1628864793 01-17-2021, 01:53 PM
-
#21
  1. Fuqdatass
  2. You Never Had Me
  1. Fuqdatass
  2. You Never Had Me
  3. Join Date: May 2015
  4. Location: Kansas City, Missouri, United States
  5. Posts: 40,939
  6. Rep Power: 258488
Originally Posted By azzspankr⏩
No
because:

1) she's married. I'm not a douche even if she is

2). She's a pig

Would not waste the gas or mileage
Bingo. This.
I don’t want a large farva, I want a goddamn liter of cola

Send In The Clowns
post 1628864813 01-17-2021, 01:53 PM
-
#22
  1. Nonsense916
  2. worst poster on the misc
  1. Nonsense916
  2. worst poster on the misc
  3. Join Date: May 2010
  4. Posts: 54,085
  5. Rep Power: 321216
The furthest I’ll go to smash a girl is opening my door to let her in my place, c’mon boyo 10hr round trip for expired pucci?
Losers let it happen, winners make it happen.

Nonsense Army Crew.
post 1628864833 01-17-2021, 01:53 PM
-
#23
  1. BulkingIsHard
  2. Registered Bigot
  1. BulkingIsHard
  2. Registered Bigot
  3. Join Date: Aug 2016
  4. Posts: 12,670
  5. Rep Power: 70015
Originally Posted By umadbroski⏩
nah brah.

No ass is worth a 5 hour travel, srs.

You will regret it once you nut.
This lol. You will bust in 10 minutes then she will say she is tired and go to sleep. No sex all night, no round 2, no nothing.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_decline
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Societal_collapse#By_absorption
post 1628864883 01-17-2021, 01:54 PM
-
#24
  1. AshWar
  2. Registered User
  1. AshWar
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Sep 2013
  4. Posts: 31,095
  5. Rep Power: 483561
Ask her to meet you halfway
post 1628865313 01-17-2021, 01:59 PM
-
#25
  1. TallTigerTwo
  2. Registered User
  1. TallTigerTwo
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Oct 2020
  4. Age: 56
  5. Posts: 7,418
  6. Rep Power: 73525
Open marriage? Bet her husband will be at the hotel when you arrive. He’ll either want to participate and watch your hams bounce off his thighs, take your wallet, or sit back and watch while he records this to prepare for divorce filings.

5 hours!? Heeeeeyaaaaalllll nah!
post 1628865593 01-17-2021, 02:03 PM
-
#26
  1. randomuser12345
  2. Registered User
  1. randomuser12345
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Dec 2019
  4. Age: 56
  5. Posts: 1,844
  6. Rep Power: 1588
dafuq is open marriage lol
she is a whale
5 hours + booking a hotel
not worth imo
post 1628865623 01-17-2021, 02:04 PM
-
#27
  1. TREXceps
  2. Banned
  1. TREXceps
  2. Banned
  3. Join Date: Jan 2021
  4. Age: 56
  5. Posts: 26
  6. Rep Power: 0
Lold at all the Chads itt who act like they wouldnt drive around the world and back for an ass that fine that they could Never get otherwise!
post 1628866233 01-17-2021, 02:10 PM
-
#28
  1. Bigbuster1
  2. 41oz King
  1. Bigbuster1
  2. 41oz King
  3. Join Date: Aug 2013
  4. Posts: 10,571
  5. Rep Power: 86766
Nah 5 hours each way isn’t worth it .

She looks like she’d have a smelly cooter too
post 1628866273 01-17-2021, 02:10 PM
-
#29
  1. umop3pisdn
  2. Registered Muser
  1. umop3pisdn
  2. Registered Muser
  3. Join Date: Jan 2009
  4. Posts: 15,406
  5. Rep Power: 77939
Degenerates gonna degenerate
post 1628866413 01-17-2021, 02:12 PM
-
#30
  1. elterrible987
  2. Banned
  1. elterrible987
  2. Banned
  3. Join Date: Jan 2010
  4. Posts: 51,859
  5. Rep Power: 0
Originally Posted By umadbroski⏩
nah brah.

No ass is worth a 5 hour travel, srs.

You will regret it once you nut.
lol OP gonna nut, he gonna be stuck in the hotel with her, shes not leaving making herself at home eating chips and drinking his drinks, then all the thoughts of post nut clarity come flooding in....

is she crazy, do i even know her real name, did she tell the truth about her husband, is her husband mentally unstable and going to find out, is her or her husband wackos that are going to try to track down my work, will she try to claim rape, does she have STDs, what am i doing with my life, was this what I really left my ex for, my parents were married for 10 years by my age, is this as good as it gets, how do i get her out of my hotel, why is she taking the best flavors from my white claw variety pack
  1. Page 1 of 2
  2. 1
  3. 2
  5. Last
Quick Navigation Top Misc
Bookmarks
Digg.com
Digg
del.icio.us
del.icio.us
Stumbleupon.com
StumbleUpon
Google.com
Google
Facebook.com
Facebook
Posting Permissions
  1. You may not post new threads
  2. You may not post replies
  3. You may not post attachments
  4. You may not edit your posts