As a connoisseur of the fine female spirit, let me describe the hottest girls I have had sexual relations with. Feel free to also share your experiences please.


Coming in at number 5: I called up this French Canadian girl up and she came over with the fattest but still fit booty in leggings. 10 mins into our Netflix and chill session, I had her on all fours in my bedroom and proceeded to sniff her butt before pulling her leggings off and laid the pipe. She was very narcissistic in a way, as I remember her watching herself in the mirror.

4th hottest: Persian fitness sloot. Met her in the gym and we proceeded to text and hang out. One Friday afternoon, after her college classes was over, I went over to her place to chill. One thing led to another and she pulled my dink out and started deep throating. Busted in her mouth and still wanting more, I went to town on that fit bod and tight young pucci.


3rd hottest: Met this half Korean and half White girl on New Years Eve downtown clubbing. Started dancing and made out with her rather easily so I promptly got us back to my apartment. We were both drunk on Jager bombs so banged into the wee hours of the morning. At the end, my bed sheets were covered with sweat and her pucci juice.


2nd hottest: Blasian gym bunny. She was particularly petite and had a bubbly yet timid personality. After taking her out on dinner dates, I invited her over and she showed up with a bottle of wine. Her body was incredible and particularly fresh. During her sucking my dink, she got on top of me and we 69'd until I was short of breath. I ended up banging her a second time with her wearing a school girl skirt I bought for her.

Number 1: The hottest girl I banged came to me rather early in life. I was invited to a college dorm party and my plus one was this gorgeous White girl from my high school. I saw her in the college library during orientation week with a friend and had to chat her up. She gave me her number so the next week we went to the party. Well, we got so drunk we ended up in a co-ed wing bathroom and I clapped her beautiful ass in a shower stall.

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negged *******

The ugliest chick I banged was your mom

Dear Hustler, you are not going to believe this story but I promise it is 100% true...

Some Brazillian who was visiting Toronto from Sau Palo for business

She was a consultant or some chit

I met her at the bar, we started making out at the bar. We went to her swag hotel, fuked. Then she took out her laptop and started surfing the web completely disinterested in me. I tried cuddling with her and she told me she thinks it's time that I leave.

Don't even know her name or how I'd ever even go about finding her.

She was the best man.


Then when I moved home from university to my parents place my neighbour was like an 8.5. We started talking and then eventually we'd just meet on the front lawn and I'd bring her over to smash (lasted like 6 months). She actually reached out to me drunk a few weeks ago.

She was the best also man

This fooking coont that turned out to be a complete trainwreck.

Unfortunately by the time I got her after her split from her boyfriend her ass wasn't as nice and she had bad posture.

Her tits were really nice though and I really liked her face, though she was really arrogant about it. I got to coom inside a couple of times. I shoulda put it in her mouth. Oh well, bygones.

open thread.no pics.negged.

Gee 328 rep power and neg threats, so scary.

I'd neg you but you're too piss weak to bother.

Why don't you post some pics? Put your mouth where your money is.

I'd boost you by a good 20 or so if she's not some snaggletooth.

Or at least give some description or story.

negged

as someone who has been doxed

Cheers

I was a senior in university, she was a freshman that showed up at a fraternity rush party. Petite with flowing red hair and bright green eyes and her body was totally hnnng with perfect teds and a totally sexy ass. Young and willing to do anything. I had a girlfriend at the time and it didn't even matter, when she started flirting with me I was done. She was 18 and we went back to her dorm that night and I did unspeakable things to her body. We dated for almost two years.

Imagine this girl but younger looking:


Another girl a few years later was from Guyana, again with a killer body and blue eyes that could pierce your soul. Her body was dark skinned and sexy AF and she knew how to use it. First night we were together we banged four times and it never stopped. She was also completely insane but the looks and sex kept me coming back even though the relationship was totally toxic.

Again, this is a close pic:

Negging everyone in this thread.

Dear OP,

I hope that this message finds you well. I was very excited by your title, as it sounded promising given that it's about women you've personally had intimate relations with. I was very much looking forward to the lewd nudes that one has come to expect from such threads here on Misc.

Unfortunately, you decided to be acolossal fukking *******and not include any pictures whatsoever. Imagine my dismay when I opened this thread to find that not only were there NO PICS, but that you also produced a wall of text. You have been negged for your insolence. Current reps are at 30310 and I hope to see them dwindle.

Sincerely,

LordBroly

Oh yea the Blasian girl turned out to be a lingerie model too. Here's a vimeo vid:

https://vimeo.com/419761711

Your mom was definitely up on the list

yes

Too many to list dead srs but I’ll post one

5’ tiny little Greek girl, perfect big tits, perfect ass, perfect face, tiny little waist, let me cream pie every time.