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post 1629174943 01-20-2021, 01:22 PM
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Misc, What great advice has your dad given you?

My dad is an old school miscer type so I figured you guys might enjoy some of the advice he's given me over the years

"Only queers turn down sex, unless they're fat" (he's LTC crew)

"You'd have to be a mongoloid to fail college. The only thing I ever studied was how to grow dope in the ag library and I graduated"

"All women are whores if you're man enough" (Old school way to say high value maybe)

"Only marry a woman who'll fuk you everyday. Your mom would only give it up twice a week and I can't live like that so that's why I had to start cheating on her" (I almost fukn punched him for this one)

"Never fight in front of people you don't know in case you take it too far and have to throw em in the swamp"

Once my brother told him this woman down the road was a crack whoore and she'd give you a bj for a rock a light bulb went off in his head so he learned to cook crack. When my brother and I questioned him on why he would go to all that trouble to get bjs from a nasty crack sloot he told us that "If she's gonna be suckin d it might as well be mine"
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post 1629175533 01-20-2021, 01:28 PM
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don't take a snapshot of your life right now and think that this is how it's going to be forever (ded fkn Srs)




was good advice when i was fresh out of college and miserable at chit job, making zero money, etc. -- and has served me well ever since
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~you are who you surround yourself with crew~
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post 1629175573 01-20-2021, 01:29 PM
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Not dad, uncle.

"Marry rich" and similar jaded views on women
post 1629175813 01-20-2021, 01:31 PM
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some terrible fathers ITT
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post 1629175863 01-20-2021, 01:32 PM
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My dad was a hardcore dude, Army Ranger in Vietnam and tough as nails. I remember being a young boy and I asked him to see pictures from his military days.
He started sorting through pictures (actual photos in an album, this was the 80s) and turned the page...immediately started crying. Closed the book and was silent.
I asked him why he was crying. Took me a bit as a child to realize he was seeing pictures of friends he lost.

He said, "Ignore people that tell you real men don't cry...don't ever be afraid to cry if the person is worth the tears."

This is coming from a man that would ask me if I wanted him to give me something to cry about when I was being a whiny bitch when I didn't get what I wanted.

RIP Dad

Damn OP, now you got me all teared up.


Inb4 "how did you turn into such a *******"
post 1629176223 01-20-2021, 01:35 PM
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Originally Posted By notbadnotbrad⏩
My dad is an absolute savage who’s always dated girls like 20 years younger, makes a chit of money etc

He gave me red pill misc advice from like age 8 before redpill was a term

He told me to not get married young and only worry about money

He also told me once he would have been disappointed if I were short

Told me at 12 we need to get me into a plastic surgeon to fix my nose and pin back my ears when I’m 18

So I’ve grown up with the mentality that looks and money are the only thing that matters srs
I don't think my dad ever comprehended how much money or looks matter since his was born with money and was an absolute gigachad back in the day. Seriously ever gf I've ever had that's seen a pic of him before he turned 40 is like "Holy Chit!" He drank a case of a beer a day and didn't take care of himself so he aged like chit after 40 though. I do appreciate the fact that he chose to have kids with a woman who was almost 6'. I only turned out to be his height, 6'2", so not the best height genetics considering the gene pool I was working with. If he had married a womanlet I might be 5'6" or something
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post 1629176263 01-20-2021, 01:35 PM
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Originally Posted By notbadnotbrad⏩
No I never got it done but the fact he told me at age 12 I have a big nose and dumbo ears made self conscious as fuk all throughout my childhood ... but girls found me good looking so I didn’t care that much and never pulled the trigger. He even offered to pay for it.
ah. I wish I grew up with brothers to keep it real. I think pointing out imperfections probably helps you compete.
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Originally Posted By martoch⏩
My dad was a hardcore dude, Army Ranger in Vietnam and tough as nails. I remember being a young boy and I asked him to see pictures from his military days.
He started sorting through pictures (actual photos in an album, this was the 80s) and turned the page...immediately started crying. Closed the book and was silent.
I asked him why he was crying. Took me a bit as a child to realize he was seeing pictures of friends he lost.

He said, "Ignore people that tell you real men don't cry...don't ever be afraid to cry if the person is worth the tears."

This is coming from a man that would ask me if I wanted him to give me something to cry about when I was being a whiny bitch when I didn't get what I wanted.

RIP Dad

Damn OP, now you got me all teared up.


Inb4 "how did you turn into such a *******"
Mirin your dad ded srs. My dad told my uncle to stop crying at their mother's funeral cause he was making a scene
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Not dad but grandfather. Never met my dad, divorced when i was a baby.

“ No matter how good you are there will always be someone better.”
Must be an oldschool way of inspiring you to never settle?

“You should always have at least 3 girlfriends”
Was true as a teen.
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Originally Posted By HYDRAE⏩
some terrible fathers ITT
We're miscers bruh. If we didn't have emotionally distant fathers who thought of women as "less thans" we wouldn't be here lol
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post 1629176803 01-20-2021, 01:42 PM
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Originally Posted By TBO1313⏩
Mirin your dad ded srs. My dad told my uncle to stop crying at their mother's funeral cause he was making a scene
I was a sobbing mess at my dad's funeral. Would have legit clocked anyone who told me to stop crying.
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he said to basically careermaxx and to not waste your time with slampigs unless youre clapping their cheeks.

10/10 advice tbh. i live by those tenets srs.
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Originally Posted By notbadnotbrad⏩
Yeah my mom is 5’9 and my dad is 6’3 and I’m 6’2 - chit tier genetics checking in

And yeah my dad went to law school in Orange County and got gigs in commercials and stuff

I’ve never seen anyone get more attractive girls than this dude in my life ... I remember as a kid visiting him on weekends and it was legit always some new young chick he was dating that he’d introduce me too

Guy was also so picky about clothing and chit - if I came dressed in my poverty clothes my mom dressed me in hed tell me I look like a slob and need to preeent myself better than take me shopping to some high end retailer

I’m such a failure compared to him
My dad has 3 brothers and he's the shortest one. Even his sister is around 6'. Both of my moms brothers are taller than my me and my dad and my biological brother is 6'4". I got the chit end of the stick on height genes. Hopefully my son gets better height genes.

My dad isn't self made like that so I don't have as much to live up to. I'd like to think I'm more well adjusted adult than him
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Not one god darn thing, unless you include the incentive not to be a massive drunk and f'up like he is.
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- Greet every man with a handshake in the morning and look them in the eye

- Speak up, talk clear and with confidence

- Take off your gloves when shaking someone's hand

- Drink beer

- Buy and use American products

- Fukk anything that moves
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Originally Posted By LYCLifter⏩
Not one god darn thing, unless you include theincentive not to be a massive drunkand f'up like he is.
I know those feels. It's the main reason I only drink a couple times a year now that I have my own son
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legit never had a solid male figure to tell me anything srs
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Sometimes you gotta pull out and shoot that chit on the wall or something.

After finding out he's going to be a grandpa.
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My dad, both real dad with whom I’ve developed a relationship with in my late 20s and my stepdad who did most of my raising both said the same thing: just be better than we were.
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Originally Posted By Sterilite⏩
legit never had a solid male figure to tell me anything srs
I'm old enuff to be your dad so here it goes...
"Fuk anything that's not nailed down"
"Go raw or go home"
"Most of the stuff people worry about ain't ever gonna happen anyway"
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I think when I was 15 we drove past the tradie school and he said one day you'll go there.

I remember I thought I was too good for the trades, but went to two universities and didn't graduate, should've listened to him.
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Originally Posted By PrimarisIn⏩
I think when I was 15 we drove past the tradie school and he said one day you'll go there.

I remember I thought I was too good for the trades, but went to two universities and didn't graduate, should've listened to him.
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"When you do something, do it right, or don't do it at all"
We've all heard it but...
My Dad always showed me this through his actions, any project would never be half-assed. Dad's are awesome.
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Originally Posted By DstryEvrytng⏩
Not dad but grandfather. Never met my dad, divorced when i was a baby.

“ No matter how good you are there will always be someone better.”
Must be an oldschool way of inspiring you to never settle?

“You should always have at least 3 girlfriends”
Was true as a teen.
My mom's dad was awesome. He taught me how to work on mechanical things and always spent time with me. My dad's dad was like a happier more extroverted version of my dad. After my grandmother died me and my cousin walked in my dad's dad getting a bj from his girlfriend. He was like 75 years old...
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