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post 1629258513 01-21-2021, 11:17 AM
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We like cuddling! Muscles are disgusting!

“We like cuddling! Muscles are disgusting! We don’t like men who are obsessed with the gym! We want to look better than the man!” they would say.

At this point, I started getting annoyed with their behavior, and asked them the following question:

“What type of man are you looking for?”

They paused for a second, and replied “Well, obviously a nice guy that’s going to treat us with respect, and who can communicate in a way that does not offend us.”

At this moment, I had a big smirk on my face, knowing damn well that what I was about to say next would cause them to flip out.

“So then why do you cheat on your boyfriends for ******* guys like me?” I exclaimed.

They were silent for a few seconds, and then suddenly went full bitch mode.

“You’re such an *******, Alex! You don’t talk to a lady like that! Go **** yourself! You don’t know what a woman likes!” they screamed.

Of course, their words didn’t faze me.

I just sat there in a calm and collected fashion, as I sipped on my cool glass of lemonade.

After about 5 minutes of them ranting at me, I cut them off and said “So when are we ****ing? Next Tuesday or next Saturday?”

They quickly glanced at each other, as their eyes and mouths widened.

“What did you just say???” they barked.

“You heard me. Are we ****ing next Tuesday or next Saturday?”

Interestingly enough, they started giggling and eventually began playing my game.

They would say things like “You are so bold! You are so bad! You are something else!”

Just as expected, they were coming on to me.
post 1629259213 01-21-2021, 11:24 AM
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English isn’t my first language either.
post 1629259333 01-21-2021, 11:25 AM
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You need a hug?
post 1629259533 01-21-2021, 11:27 AM
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post 1629259773 01-21-2021, 11:30 AM
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OP had quite the conversation with his balls today.
post 1629259833 01-21-2021, 11:31 AM
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Originally Posted By MegaSloot⏩
OP had quite the conversation with his balls today.
So when are we ****ing? Next Tuesday or next Saturday?
post 1629259843 01-21-2021, 11:31 AM
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It pretty crazy how many people mistakenly think muscles to be hard as concrete. A non-flexed muscle is still pretty soft even at a low body fat. If muscles were too hard to cuddle shredded people would also be incabable of moving.
post 1629260153 01-21-2021, 11:35 AM
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Damnnnn alex
post 1629261263 01-21-2021, 11:48 AM
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Originally Posted By leoric1997⏩
So when are we ****ing? Next Tuesday or next Saturday?
I'm busy Tuesday. Pepper your angus for Sunday, we'll watch the NFC championship game!
post 1629261723 01-21-2021, 11:54 AM
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Originally Posted By Rajc⏩
alpha giga super duper twinkmaxxed
fixed
post 1629265793 01-21-2021, 12:45 PM
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Cool screenplay. Is this for a gay porn flick?
post 1629266103 01-21-2021, 12:48 PM
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Alex pls........................
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post 1629266403 01-21-2021, 12:52 PM
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What did you just say???
post 1629267083 01-21-2021, 01:00 PM
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I googled that and it lead me to "AlphaDestiny" apparently he posts on 4chan or some chit.

He's 5'8...

post 1629267353 01-21-2021, 01:03 PM
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chadlet destiny?
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post 1629268223 01-21-2021, 01:13 PM
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when's the next chapter of Incel Tales ?

im hooked
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post 1629269133 01-21-2021, 01:21 PM
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Originally Posted By HalfDragon⏩
I googled that and it lead me to "AlphaDestiny" apparently he posts on 4chan or some chit.

He's 5'8...

thought it sounded familiar, like a copy pasta

but lol at alphadestiny being 5'8

he's 5'4, 5'5 at best
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