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Thread: If Jackie Chan were a motivational speaker

post 1629661523 01-25-2021, 01:24 PM
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If Jackie Chan were a motivational speaker

he'd be Jackie Can
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post 1629661713 01-25-2021, 01:26 PM
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If Jackie Chan blew air, he'd be Jackie Fan
post 1629662333 01-25-2021, 01:30 PM
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If Jackie Chan were a delicious Spanish dessert, he'd be Jackie Flan
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post 1629662493 01-25-2021, 01:31 PM
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If Jackie Chan sat on the beach all day, he'd be Jackie Tan.
I have always wanted to become a tampon. My dream is to be inserted into a woman's chamber of love and absorb her lady juices.

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post 1629662583 01-25-2021, 01:32 PM
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If he was a racist he’d be Jackie Clan
This body holding me, be my reminder here that I am not alone.
Makes me feel eternal, all this Pain is an Illusion.
post 1629662603 01-25-2021, 01:32 PM
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If Jackie Chan was a miscer posting nudes, he'd be Jackie Ban
post 1629662633 01-25-2021, 01:32 PM
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If he were an Incel/non lifter he'd be Jacki 4/Chan (or Jackie Miscer)
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post 1629662643 01-25-2021, 01:32 PM
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If Jackie Chan were a container made of metal and used for cooking food in he'd be Jackie Pan
post 1629662653 01-25-2021, 01:32 PM
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if Jackie Chan was a runner, he'd be Jackie Ran (ded fkn Srs)
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~nothing is permanent so just enjoy the ride crew~
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~It's up to you to fix your life crew~
~deep, sustained sexual eye contact with your own nephew crew~
post 1629662853 01-25-2021, 01:34 PM
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If Jackie Chan were arrested for domestic violence, he would be Smackie Chan.
Hi
post 1629663123 01-25-2021, 01:36 PM
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if Jackie Chan had big breasts, he’d be Jackie Tran
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post 1629663663 01-25-2021, 01:42 PM
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If Jackie Chan were a chronic masturbator, he'd be Jackie Wang.
post 1629665143 01-25-2021, 01:53 PM
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If Jackie Chan ate cereal, he'd be Jackie Bran
post 1629665403 01-25-2021, 01:55 PM
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If Jackie Chan offered IT services, he's be Jackie LAN.
post 1629665453 01-25-2021, 01:55 PM
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If Jackie Chan got locked up, hed be Jackie Chain
post 1629665603 01-25-2021, 01:56 PM
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If Jackie Chan was a fan he’d be Jackie Stan.
post 1629665933 01-25-2021, 01:58 PM
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If Jackie Chan was your respected acquaintance, He'd be Jackie-San
post 1629666183 01-25-2021, 02:01 PM
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If Jackie Chan baked cakes and had bad hips he’d be Jackie Nan
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post 1629666453 01-25-2021, 02:04 PM
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If Jackie Chan gave happy endings, he'd be Jackie Man.
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post 1629667403 01-25-2021, 02:13 PM
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If Jackie Chan was an Islamic terrorist he would be Jackie Iran
post 1629667673 01-25-2021, 02:16 PM
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If Jackie Chan were a homicidal kid's doll he would be Chucky Chan
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