Texas University suggested in a series of tweets that students should wear face masks during masturbation, even quipping that they should ‘mask-urbate’.

The University of North Texas’s Student Health and Wellness Center fired out the tweets, which have since been deleted because they offered advice contrary to that of the school’s guidelines on coronavirus, according to Campus Reform.

One of the tweets declared “Mask-urbate?! Read below to learn more,” with an accompanying image suggesting that any students with COVID symptoms should “skip sex and stay in.”

An infographic emblazoned with the university logo read “Mask-urbate! Use face coverings during mutual masturbation to reduce your risk,” while also suggesting students “be creative with physical barriers & sexual positions to prevent close face-to-face contact.”

https://summit.news/2021/01/29/texas...-masturbation/

Guessing this is satire.

This is something I would expect out of Austin not the rest of the state.

Clown world

I wore a covid mask today to stroke and masturbate

I tore up my waifu pillow at an alarming rate

Cawk holes in my water bed have caused it to deflate

My HBB housemates downstairs are now irate

Wtf

Das it mayne das it mayne das it mayne

Stroke game on point
Masked man in the darkness
Madness comes
To those who stroke
Unprotected

This is getting sad at this point... This is not about mitigating a virus it's about social control

the only safe
why is rapid and
fast ROUGH ANAL SEX
the speed and velocity can
create a heat surface , which acts like an induction
and viruses are known to die to warm/hot surfaces...rough anal is the only way