China tests peoples butt holes for Covid

01-30-2021, 04:16 PM

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China tests peoples butt holes for Covid

tmz.com/2021/01/30/china-anal-swab-covid-test-dummy-video-demonstrate/

Some Chinese officials have rolled out a whole new way to test for COVID-19 -- and it entails bending over and spreading 'em ... something we can now see in a test run.

You might've heard of this by now, but you haven't seen it quite like this -- check out this video of a Chinese health official demonstrating how their new anal swabbing method works ... doing the deed on none other than a life-size dummy, who is oh-so-compromised.

The doll -- which is weirdly wearing pajamas for some reason -- is bent over with its heinie out in the air and its arms spread out, almost like it was getting checked for weapons at a prison intake session or something. Eventually, the scientist goes in.

01-30-2021, 04:23 PM

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I'll make sure to eat 2 extra jumbo black bean burritos before. They'll be in for a heinous surprise.

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