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Thread: No haircut can MOG the mullet

post 1630194723 01-31-2021, 02:09 PM
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No haircut can MOG the mullet

Ded fukin srs.

Doesn't matter the setting.

- officel with mullet -> commands his superiors

- tradie with mullet -> gets other trades to dig holes for him

- Groom with mullet -> fuks the bridesmaids as a warm up

-stemcel with mullet -> gets his name on the patent without even participating

- cop with mullet -> kills unarmed civilians without causing a riot

- politician with mullet -> commits insider trading with approval from SEC

- baker with mullet -> buys store-bought pastries and useless them at 60% mark up, lines down the block

- bus driver with mullet -> has passengers tip them on the way out.
post 1630195103 01-31-2021, 02:16 PM
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yeah until this red (red is alpha) high fade slayer with a thick masculine neck and a robust jaw / hunter eyes comes in and takes your girl by simply wiggling his flaccid dink in his $150 nike joggers at her (ded fkn Srs)


~focus on what you can control crew~
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post 1630195873 01-31-2021, 02:26 PM
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wish i could grow a mullet, srs
See natypes sig
post 1630195953 01-31-2021, 02:27 PM
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Originally Posted By RealLifeAlpha⏩
yeah until this red (red is alpha) high fade slayer with a thick masculine neck and a robust jaw / hunter eyes comes in and takes your girl by simply wiggling his flaccid dink in his $150 nike joggers at her (ded fkn Srs)


Lmao was the barber havin a laugh. Who the fuk rocks that ghey chit mane
post 1630196653 01-31-2021, 02:39 PM
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If haircuts were body parts, the mullet would be a foot
Damn
post 1630197113 01-31-2021, 02:44 PM
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If you're worrying about what hairstyle mogs the mullet, you clearly have a subhuman face.

Why lift when it's all about the face?

Time to LDAR.
post 1630197453 01-31-2021, 02:49 PM
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Can confirm I am Mel Gibson in 'Lethal Weapon'.
I have sampled every language and French is my favorite to curse in.

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post 1630197743 01-31-2021, 02:52 PM
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Been on no haircut since last March.

Feels good man

Hair is getting long as fuk
post 1643678793 07-27-2021, 12:40 AM
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post 1643679123 07-27-2021, 12:55 AM
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never understood the hate for the mullet

same as with every hair style, if you're an ugly fukker it won't make a difference, if you're a handsome brah you can rock any hairstyle
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post 1643679133 07-27-2021, 12:55 AM
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post 1643679983 07-27-2021, 01:37 AM
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Originally Posted By orangetide⏩
- politician with mullet -> commits insider trading with approval from SEC
phukkin lol
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post 1643680303 07-27-2021, 01:53 AM
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Originally Posted By TokenV⏩
never understood the hate for the mullet

same as with every hair style, if you're an ugly fukker it won't make a difference, if you're a handsome brah you can rock any hairstyle
Some people look better with more hair than with less. Look at Elon Musk.
All it takes is Mookie Betts, Steph Curry, and Joe Burrow all sitting in the same car in order for one drunk driver to make the world a significantly better place.
post 1643680363 07-27-2021, 01:57 AM
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Originally Posted By RealLifeAlpha⏩
yeah until this red (red is alpha) high fade slayer with a thick masculine neck and a robust jaw / hunter eyes comes in and takes your girl by simply wiggling his flaccid dink in his $150 nike joggers at her (ded fkn Srs)


Mirin that headcut ded fuken srs
post 1643680643 07-27-2021, 02:13 AM
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Been spotting loads of lads flapping about with mullets lately. Looks fuking ridiculous
post 1643680683 07-27-2021, 02:16 AM
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Originally Posted By CellyTech⏩
Been spotting loads of lads flapping about with mullets lately. Looks fuking ridiculous
Dont be jelly cos u cant grow a good mullet
post 1643680803 07-27-2021, 02:26 AM
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Originally Posted By ilovetradies⏩
Dont be jelly cos u cant grow a good mullet
I could with ease as I've got very thick hair, but I just don't like the look of it at all mayne. I've went through all sorts of cuts over the years but now I just keep it short on top with a 0.5 on the sides + beard at a 2.
post 1697498233 02-06-2024, 11:31 AM
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post 1697498473 02-06-2024, 11:33 AM
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Originally Posted By headturner1⏩
Been on no haircut since last March.

Feels good man

Hair is getting long as fuk
Same. a little over a year in. First time in my life having long hair. Not sure how long I'll let it grow but going to go a while longer.
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