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02-03-2021, 10:59 AM
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My roommate is a simp
Sometimes it genuinely makes me sad. He is one step above the avg incel though cause he actually spends time with this girl in real life. But dig this...
he entertains her (drives her all over fcking everywhere for hikes)
spends too much money on fancy dinners (that are never split)
cooks for her every chance he gets
misc.. he even pays her rent..
He's been pursuing this chick for nearly a year. He's tried making moves on her, but she's denied him every step along the way. Last night she was over and I saw she granted him the proximity he's so desperate for. He was basically crushing her into the arm of the couch, almost sitting in her lap, it made me uncomfortable to even witness.
The icing on the cake.. single mom. 3yo boy gets wholly inadequate attention from his sloot mom. I know my roommate isn't the only one she fcks with.
I wish I could red/blackpill him... but what difference does it make. He's a 5'6 indian/asian brah who's like 140lbs soaking wet.
Does misc have any ideas?
he entertains her (drives her all over fcking everywhere for hikes)
spends too much money on fancy dinners (that are never split)
cooks for her every chance he gets
misc.. he even pays her rent..
He's been pursuing this chick for nearly a year. He's tried making moves on her, but she's denied him every step along the way. Last night she was over and I saw she granted him the proximity he's so desperate for. He was basically crushing her into the arm of the couch, almost sitting in her lap, it made me uncomfortable to even witness.
The icing on the cake.. single mom. 3yo boy gets wholly inadequate attention from his sloot mom. I know my roommate isn't the only one she fcks with.
I wish I could red/blackpill him... but what difference does it make. He's a 5'6 indian/asian brah who's like 140lbs soaking wet.
Does misc have any ideas?
02-03-2021, 11:01 AM
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Simps gonna simp
One thing I always told my simp friend was " simps never win "
One thing I always told my simp friend was " simps never win "
02-03-2021, 11:17 AM
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02-03-2021, 11:20 AM
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Paying her rent?
That's insane even if they were dating.
That's insane even if they were dating.
02-03-2021, 11:34 AM
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Originally Posted By soberchuck⏩
It was funny cause in the beginning there was a different guy paying it. And he was like 'nah, I'll NEVER do that.' And yet here we are.Paying her rent?
That's insane even if they were dating.
That's insane even if they were dating.
She's basically pretty. I mean, misc standards would tear her apart, but she gets by. But obviously undereducated, prolly got preggo at 19 I'm thinking.. maybe 21.. I'm not sure just how young she is. Works this chit ass job at a naval base (roommate is a welder) I think she does fire watch or something. Having a conversation with her is mind-numbing. Her interests include binge watching tv and drinking. SMH
02-03-2021, 11:36 AM
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02-03-2021, 11:37 AM
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Only positive of simp culture is we are seeing a backlash and a lot more men are becoming naturally red pilled and developing more self respect
02-03-2021, 11:39 AM
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
Who's jimmies would I rustle? This is legit, guy. It's a reality that is totally exaggerated on the misc, but I'm ashamed to see such a sad and pathetic thing taking place in my own home. (ok well not MY home, but still)based on your join date, i'm guessing this is fiction in order to rustle jimjams srs
edit: they made some fancy cheesecake last night, I should've taken pics of the state of the kitchen this morning. They must have made 3 separate trips to the store and back to her house for various chit she wanted to make sure it was done just right. brb 'i need myyyyy handmixer' 'oh noooo, we have no lemon zest, we need lemons!!!'
Can he be saved? How can I break the spell she has on him?
02-03-2021, 11:44 AM
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Had no idea your roommate is HoustonMiscer. Very cool!
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02-03-2021, 12:11 PM
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Survival of the fittest brah. Not everyone will get or deserves cunny. Some people will need to be peons for so Chads can exist. The only thing you can do is teach him the ways of whoremaxxing otherwise it’s already over for the boyo.
02-03-2021, 12:13 PM
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Originally Posted By dankydank⏩
Oh man.. he's lost. This is why I don't say chit.Survival of the fittest brah. Not everyone will get or deserves cunny. Some people will need to be peons for so Chads can exist. The only thing you can do is teach him the ways of whoremaxxing otherwise it’s already over for the boyo.
So it goes.
02-03-2021, 12:21 PM
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If he's a bro set him down and be honest. No need to go hard in the paint right away but just express FACTS. If he has any soul left he will at least hear you out. If not let him rot.
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02-03-2021, 12:22 PM
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02-03-2021, 12:46 PM
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I cringed so hard reading the OP I pissed in my pants wtf..
but wait, you're still friends with this absolute fukking failure of a human being?
Bruh...do everyone a favour and end him.
but wait, you're still friends with this absolute fukking failure of a human being?
Bruh...do everyone a favour and end him.
fist yourself
02-03-2021, 12:55 PM
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Originally Posted By BigElephant⏩
He actually married a big titty blonde when she was 17, he was 21 (he became her legal guardian lmao) but after a couple years she cheated a bunch and they split. She was miles out of his league, but he got in early. Now I think his standards are through the roof, and even though this current chick has no bobs, he's fiending cause he's been incel since the divorce.He pays her rent and is constantly jestermaxxing for her? What's his dating history before this sloot? Is he a virgin?
Originally Posted By BustaCapp⏩
lmfao I don't wanna be rude, but I'm just a timely paying tenet who is grateful to live with some young relatable guys in an area full of fcuking weirdos. We aren't 'bros' but I've been here about 18 months, so we've had our share of fun. As I said in the OP, it makes me sad. I don't like to see this chit, but also I keep my cards close to my chest, and I'm not gonna give unwanted advice. He takes advice from all the other chicks that come through our place, but not really from the guys.. which is too bad cause the other chicks give useless advice.I cringed so hard reading the OP I pissed in my pants wtf..
but wait, you're still friends with this absolute fukking failure of a human being?
Bruh...do everyone a favour and end him.
but wait, you're still friends with this absolute fukking failure of a human being?
Bruh...do everyone a favour and end him.
02-03-2021, 01:04 PM
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Just let him learn the hard way so he becomes jaded.
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02-03-2021, 01:07 PM
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holy ****
02-03-2021, 01:09 PM
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Originally Posted By Glutebrahhh⏩
Fair play you have a higher than average tolerance.lmfao I don't wanna be rude, but I'm just a timely paying tenet who is grateful to live with some young relatable guys in an area full of fcuking weirdos. We aren't 'bros' but I've been here about 18 months, so we've had our share of fun. As I said in the OP, it makes me sad. I don't like to see this chit, but also I keep my cards close to my chest, and I'm not gonna give unwanted advice. He takes advice from all the other chicks that come through our place, but not really from the guys.. which is too bad cause the other chicks give useless advice.
Even Jesus himself would have scorned such cuckery.
I couldn't live under the same roof as such a feeble excuse of a man as him and it would take all my willpower not to strangle that vapid, freeloading leech everyh time I saw her.
fist yourself
02-03-2021, 01:15 PM
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Originally Posted By BustaCapp⏩
Yo this last halloween I ended up 3rd wheeling with them on a 2 hr drive... I wanted to throw myself out the backseat and into traffic.Fair play you have a higher than average tolerance.
Even Jesus himself would have scorned such cuckery.
I couldn't live under the same roof as such a feeble excuse of a man as him and it would take all my willpower not to strangle that vapid, freeloading leech everyh time I saw her.
Even Jesus himself would have scorned such cuckery.
I couldn't live under the same roof as such a feeble excuse of a man as him and it would take all my willpower not to strangle that vapid, freeloading leech everyh time I saw her.
02-03-2021, 01:16 PM
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Originally Posted By Glutebrahhh⏩
Set him up with other women?Sometimes it genuinely makes me sad. He is one step above the avg incel though cause he actually spends time with this girl in real life. But dig this...
he entertains her (drives her all over fcking everywhere for hikes)
spends too much money on fancy dinners (that are never split)
cooks for her every chance he gets
misc.. he even pays her rent..
He's been pursuing this chick for nearly a year. He's tried making moves on her, but she's denied him every step along the way. Last night she was over and I saw she granted him the proximity he's so desperate for. He was basically crushing her into the arm of the couch, almost sitting in her lap, it made me uncomfortable to even witness.
The icing on the cake.. single mom. 3yo boy gets wholly inadequate attention from his sloot mom. I know my roommate isn't the only one she fcks with.
I wish I could red/blackpill him... but what difference does it make. He's a 5'6 indian/asian brah who's like 140lbs soaking wet.
Does misc have any ideas?
he entertains her (drives her all over fcking everywhere for hikes)
spends too much money on fancy dinners (that are never split)
cooks for her every chance he gets
misc.. he even pays her rent..
He's been pursuing this chick for nearly a year. He's tried making moves on her, but she's denied him every step along the way. Last night she was over and I saw she granted him the proximity he's so desperate for. He was basically crushing her into the arm of the couch, almost sitting in her lap, it made me uncomfortable to even witness.
The icing on the cake.. single mom. 3yo boy gets wholly inadequate attention from his sloot mom. I know my roommate isn't the only one she fcks with.
I wish I could red/blackpill him... but what difference does it make. He's a 5'6 indian/asian brah who's like 140lbs soaking wet.
Does misc have any ideas?
Originally Posted By soberchuck⏩
Paying her rent?
That's insane even if they were dating.
That's insane even if they were dating.

Then there are women not wanting to take advantage/give someone the wrong impression/create any kind of implied obligation.
I just don't even. At least with OnlyFans you have to believe the guys throwing down cash know in their hearts that it is only make believe.
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02-03-2021, 01:18 PM
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Originally Posted By BustaCapp⏩
damn i never thought i would rep this colloso******* but spot on post.I cringed so hard reading the OP I pissed in my pants wtf..
but wait, you're still friends with this absolute fukking failure of a human being?
Bruh...do everyone a favour and end him.
but wait, you're still friends with this absolute fukking failure of a human being?
Bruh...do everyone a favour and end him.
02-03-2021, 01:30 PM
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Originally Posted By katya422⏩
This is a thoughtful idea. But... excuses excuses excuses, you know? Even if I knew some women in the area, dude is pretty weird.Set him up with other women?
Originally Posted By katya422⏩
This strange unspoken dance seems to have cropped up (at least) once or twice now, since I've heard about it (gossip). But he gets that feeling/sensation that she ought to be into him, 'We spent the day having fun', 'I just bought you an expensive dinner,' 'we've been watching movies till the AM' - there are all these signs that typically preclude real intimacy, and yet when he puts the pressure on her she turns him down every time. He asks if she wants to sleep in his bed, she turns away if he tries to kiss her, she doesn't actually want ANY physical contact - 'no holding hands on the couch.'Then there are women not wanting to take advantage/give someone the wrong impression/create any kind of implied obligation.
I just don't even. At least with OnlyFans you have to believe the guys throwing down cash know in their hearts that it is only make believe.
I just don't even. At least with OnlyFans you have to believe the guys throwing down cash know in their hearts that it is only make believe.
And yet he did have his arm around her last night - however she was sitting like a statue, not actually leaned back against the couch. Bizarre man. I don't get why he puts up with it, and I don't understand how she actually sleeps at night if her intentions are so manipulative and shallow.
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