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post 1630721543 02-06-2021, 04:38 PM
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Afraid I'm going to accidentally cum in my meeting tomorrow

i've got a big meeting down at the office building tomorrow afternoon, corporate is going to be there and everything. this is all well and good, except this businesswoman is going to be there and she's kind of hot. i haven't had any contact with a woman in years, so i'm afraid when i shake her hand it might get the best of me and i'll cum. any tips?
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post 1630721633 02-06-2021, 04:40 PM
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fap before the meeting
post 1630721683 02-06-2021, 04:42 PM
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I thought shaking hands was banned these days?
post 1630721843 02-06-2021, 04:47 PM
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OP claims to have "business meeting" "downtown" with a hot woman on a Sunday.

Yeah, ok, sure buddy.
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post 1630721913 02-06-2021, 04:49 PM
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Originally Posted By BuckNakedinBama⏩
OP claims to have "business meeting" "downtown" with a hot woman on a Sunday.

Yeah, ok, sure buddy.
down at the office building. look it up bud
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post 1630721993 02-06-2021, 04:51 PM
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Tell her to follow the Scout Motto and Be Prepared. Preferably with an open mouth.
I have sampled every language and French is my favorite to curse in.

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post 1630722273 02-06-2021, 04:59 PM
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Originally Posted By BuckNakedinBama⏩
OP claims to have "business meeting" "downtown" with a hot woman on a Sunday.

Yeah, ok, sure buddy.
When you lay it out like that it does seem pretty fake.

Spoon pic op?
post 1630722313 02-06-2021, 04:59 PM
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pocket pool and let'r rip bud
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post 1630722953 02-06-2021, 05:12 PM
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introduce her to palmetta (your hand), she'll get jealous and want the D
do it *******
post 1630723833 02-06-2021, 05:26 PM
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So she/has a dick? You worried you’ll grab it?
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