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Thread: Anyone ever fart in front of the mirror?

post 1630918473 02-08-2021, 10:54 PM
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Anyone ever fart in front of the mirror?

I get in front of my mirror put my head between legs and spread cheeks wide open. I love how it opens and closes really quick - it's almost like it is calling my name
post 1630918513 02-08-2021, 10:55 PM
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yes I did that one time when I was 8 years old but never again.
post 1630918643 02-08-2021, 10:58 PM
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Damnit..... Now I'm curious.... I'm too old for this chit
post 1630918673 02-08-2021, 10:59 PM
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um...u ok ?
post 1630918743 02-08-2021, 10:59 PM
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Originally Posted By 44344⏩
yes I did that one time when I was 8 years old but never again.
Brah your missing out.
I'm 40 in a few months and still do this sort of chit.
Also lighting my farts on fire.
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post 1630918773 02-08-2021, 11:01 PM
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Originally Posted By 44344⏩
yes I did that one time when I was 8 years old but never again.
This.

I’m scared to imagine how unaesthetic my azzhole is now. Years of sweat, hair, and poop have probably turned it to mordor.
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post 1630919003 02-08-2021, 11:06 PM
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Originally Posted By BulkingIsHard⏩
This.

I’m scared to imagine how unaesthetic my azzhole is now. Years of sweat, hair, and poop have probably turned it to mordor.
Afew weeks ago some of my younger friends
(mid twenties) were talking about girls licking butthole, when asked if I partook I said I enjoyed it when I was younger but not so much now, they asked why?? And I couldn't quite find the words to express that I'm now a mid thirties tradie who's probably got a saggy ugly old butthole that smells 99% of the day, and twice as bad after lunch.... Or maybe I've just learned shame not sure.
post 1630924163 02-09-2021, 01:57 AM
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Lol. In on fart thread.

Next time try opening your cheeks then pushing your booty hole hard against the mirror.

Its called a mirror smearer.

Your welcome
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post 1630924383 02-09-2021, 02:03 AM
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I fart into pillows then sniff the pillow


it traps all the fart and its SUPER concentrated. you've been warned
post 1630928183 02-09-2021, 04:36 AM
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A bunch of amateurs...
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post 1630928423 02-09-2021, 04:45 AM
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Lmao reminds me of a time when my buddy was hammered and lit a fart on fire. Went off like a blow torch and then you heard a “whoosh” sound and his angus sucked the flame back in. The whole room smelled like burned arse hairs

Edit: then me and his brother found a carrot under his bed lol
post 1630928473 02-09-2021, 04:48 AM
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post 1630928483 02-09-2021, 04:48 AM
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Imagine getting caught doing this
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post 1630928533 02-09-2021, 04:49 AM
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Originally Posted By Ironface⏩
Imagine getting caught doing this
Most likely would get startled and shoot out a quick log
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