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post 1630939693 02-09-2021, 08:38 AM
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The necktie is an outdated phallic symbol of white male supremacy in parliament

https://www.theguardian.com/world/co...nds-parliament


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I met Shawn Michaels at a restaurant once - we’d accidentally been given his table. Apparently he was fond of the restaurant and had a specific table he liked, and the management had messed up and gotten their days wrong, (it was Tuesday and they thought he was coming on Thursday or something like that). Anyway, the manager, completely embarrassed (this is a pretty nice restaurant) comes by and says “I’m so sorry, but we’d like to move you to another table if you could be troubled, and we’ll gladly compensate you for the cost of the meal and any other meal you’d like while you’re in town.” My sister and cousin were both like “Yeah that’s cool.” and I kind of played the ******* a bit. “I’m sorry, I just don’t understand. We’ve been here for 15 minutes - we’ve just ordered. Can’t we finish our meal here?” Then out of nowhere Shawn Michaels shows up next to the manager and says “Paul, these guys can finish. We’ll be at the bar. I got some time.” And I (being a big HBK fan) said “Oh wow, uh… I had no idea. Please feel free to give them the table.” Shawn was grateful, shook my hand and said thanks, then gave me a card with his number on it and told me to give him a call later. After working up the nerve, I gave him a call that night, and to make a long story short, we had a glorious 11 month love affair, man on man, that I shall never forget. Our bodies intertwined as one, and from the beauty of Morocco, to the French Riviera, to the snorkeling in the Galopagos, Shawn Michaels and I made glorious gay love to each other on six of the seven continents.
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post 1630940713 02-09-2021, 08:50 AM
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Originally Posted By bongowongo⏩
I met Shawn Michaels at a restaurant once - we’d accidentally been given his table. Apparently he was fond of the restaurant and had a specific table he liked, and the management had messed up and gotten their days wrong, (it was Tuesday and they thought he was coming on Thursday or something like that). Anyway, the manager, completely embarrassed (this is a pretty nice restaurant) comes by and says “I’m so sorry, but we’d like to move you to another table if you could be troubled, and we’ll gladly compensate you for the cost of the meal and any other meal you’d like while you’re in town.” My sister and cousin were both like “Yeah that’s cool.” and I kind of played the ******* a bit. “I’m sorry, I just don’t understand. We’ve been here for 15 minutes - we’ve just ordered. Can’t we finish our meal here?” Then out of nowhere Shawn Michaels shows up next to the manager and says “Paul, these guys can finish. We’ll be at the bar. I got some time.” And I (being a big HBK fan) said “Oh wow, uh… I had no idea. Please feel free to give them the table.” Shawn was grateful, shook my hand and said thanks, then gave me a card with his number on it and told me to give him a call later. After working up the nerve, I gave him a call that night, and to make a long story short, we had a glorious 11 month love affair, man on man, that I shall never forget. Our bodies intertwined as one, and from the beauty of Morocco, to the French Riviera, to the snorkeling in the Galopagos, Shawn Michaels and I made glorious gay love to each other on six of the seven continents.
lmfao that's a great one.

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post 1630941623 02-09-2021, 09:00 AM
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Ok so I'm not gay but I'm Swedish and have a fantasy where Germany win world war two and Sweden needs to export aryan twink boipussy slaves to high ranking SS officers for pleasure. I imagine I'm a shy little blonde twink with smooth pale skin and being brought into komedant heinrichs bedroom to give him pleasure. He is a tall broad shoulders kraut with a jawline that could cut a diamond and with massive daddy muscles and I'm a pathetic skinny little boipussy twink. He pulls me into his arms force kissing me and pressing my chest against his. He pins me down on the bed tearing my cute lil virgin panties off, he has waited for this for a long time. He teases my boipussy with his massive thicc German cock and then he goes all in. ****ing me with a force I've never felt before. Every thrust makes him moan with pleasure. I love the fact I give him pleasure. He cums deep into my sissy swede guts, breeding my booty hole then he cuddles me with his strong masculine German arms until I fall asleep on his chest.
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Guess who just ordered a bunch of neckties
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Being a white guy and not in the process of starving to death is a sign of patriarchy and white supremacy.

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All the way down to neck ties now


And like 70% of the population doesnt believe there is a consistent daily demoralization campaign targeting white males
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this sloot also writes for huffington post

https://www.clairerobinson.org/resea...rdian-articles


who decided that these people's opinions are worth publication?
post 1630943993 02-09-2021, 09:32 AM
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Brown people wearing clothes is cultural appropriation.
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Originally Posted By elterrible987⏩
this sloot also writes for huffington post

https://www.clairerobinson.org/resea...rdian-articles


who decided that these people's opinions are worth publication?
Who nose?
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The actual story is unfathomably based. In this specific scenario, it's double hilarious that full face tattoos aren't mentioned but the absence of a tie makes you unprofessional. Colonial noose is dumb and so are ties.
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Rolling at the name of the file.
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Being real, who here wears a tie?

I only wear one during interviews, when I wore one as intern, in some corporate building. My supervisor told me to take it off.
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I used to work on an IT helpdesk and they made us wear ties because we were "customer facing" but it was a remote call center environment, there was no customer walk ins. Brb sitting on a phone all day with a tie for no reason while the rest of the office isn't required to.
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Originally Posted By AccountingMajor⏩
Being real, who here wears a tie?

I only wear one during interviews, when I wore one as intern, in some corporate building. My supervisor told me to take it off.
I don't, but if it's going to trigger some SJW's. Let's go.
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Originally Posted By ramimotemem⏩
I don't, but if it's going to trigger some SJW's. Let's go.
Sounds good to me
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Cucked whites bowing down as usual. White males need to reassert their dominance again or get ready for a real phucked up future. Any excuses to not do this is pure cuckold schit. But "muh economy, muh material possessions and muh fed notes" GTFO with that ******* talk. All the Chads on here talking about how alpha they be while they have no control over their women and get told hows its going to be by far left beta *******s and their pets.

Proper non white supremacist attire

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Originally Posted By SteveSanders⏩
Cucked whites bowing down as usual. White males need to reassert their dominance again or get ready for a real phucked up future. Any excuses to not do this is pure cuckold schit. But "muh economy, muh material possessions and muh fed notes" GTFO with that ******* talk.

Proper non white supremacist attire

What's he eating?
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Time to wear two ties over a: "It's ok to be white" t-shirt.
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Originally Posted By AccountingMajor⏩
What's he eating?
Plate lip


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I used to love dressing up in suits and ties for work. Matching colors, shined shoes, looking good, having a nice wardrobe.

Now, working from home, if I put on jeans 2x a week it's a miracle.

Claire is your typical liberal. Ugly women who are self loathing and project that misery on the secure alpha white male who never gave her the time of day.
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I once had a job in a restaurant and all servers were required to wear a white shirt and a necktie, including the females.

I had a huge crush on one of the girls who had blonde hair and often wore a purple tie. I was kind of timid back then so I had a hard time making conversation with her. I could talk to the other girls OK but since I liked this one my mind was blank most of the time. I'm pretty sure she didn't have a dick.

I might start wearing a bowtie with an extra long and thick necktie for maximum testes and phallus gains. Maybe even learn to tie a full windsor. When I wear a tie I usually do a 3/4 windsor which my brother taught me. I think he came up with it and gave it that name.
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