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post 1631212943 02-12-2021, 09:34 AM
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I LOVE disappointing sluts with my tiny penis

I'm objectively pretty attractive. 6'1'', fit, facial aesthetics, and have a large number of friends. BUT, my little dicklet is laughable. 5 inches long, and a mere 4 inches of girth. to be honest, it hasn't seemed to matter that much with girlfriends. i am enthusiastic in the sack, can muster serious stamina, and know my way around a ****.
YET there is nothing more i love doing than going to some barslut or tinder whore's place and revealing my pathetic pissclit. i'm sure they expected the whole package with me, so the look of defeat is palpable. it is an amazing sort of bathos that plunges them into a chasm that only a mind addled by hunger for BIGCOCK can appreciate.
i then **** them poorly for a hasty 5 minutes, achieve my climax, and make my leave, knowing i've done right in this world.
post 1631213063 02-12-2021, 09:36 AM
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Bathos is a cool word. I've never heard that one.
post 1631213103 02-12-2021, 09:36 AM
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behold the anti-simp

bring forth the humbling unto these h0es
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post 1631213143 02-12-2021, 09:37 AM
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Sounds like a good way to get a reputation.

We need a name for this though

"Chad baiting" maybe?

Has to be thousands of guys in the OPs position looks to pull by somewhat disappointing members.
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post 1631213183 02-12-2021, 09:37 AM
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Said the guy crying writing this post
post 1631213313 02-12-2021, 09:39 AM
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Makes me thankful for my 6.2 incher
post 1631213483 02-12-2021, 09:41 AM
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In b4 Proudmanlet
post 1631214033 02-12-2021, 09:48 AM
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Lol repd, I love it when thirsty sloots wanna bang then I cumm in 30 seconds and leave
post 1631214803 02-12-2021, 09:56 AM
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Originally Posted By dontstopbelief⏩
In b4 Proudmanlet
Inb4 pm


I'm on the other side i think chicks are pleasantly surprised by my wang, usually don't expect it. It's no 11inch anaconda tho
post 1631215913 02-12-2021, 10:10 AM
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Hate to break it to you but most sloots can get off with 5". You're going to have to trim it down a bit. Call your doctor and see about a penis reduction. Might be covered under your healthcare plan.
post 1631217243 02-12-2021, 10:28 AM
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might be the best writing i've seen on the misc, and i've been here for some time.
by appointment only
post 1631217693 02-12-2021, 10:32 AM
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Originally Posted By envied09⏩
might be the best writing i've seen on the misc, and i've been here for some time.
This.
Almost reminds me of a GMiscer thread.
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post 1631218073 02-12-2021, 10:37 AM
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Which R&P lib's alt is this? L'mao
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post 1631218443 02-12-2021, 10:43 AM
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Disappointed by the delay seeing “Hehe ty men”.
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post 1631218513 02-12-2021, 10:44 AM
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Originally Posted By MisterJustice⏩
anyone remember when a 6 incher used to be perfectly decent/acceptable dink?
It still is.

If you take online forums seriously, you shouldn't leave the house unless you're 6 foot 4, 240 pounds, single digit body fat, 8 inch dink, 200k plus salary
post 1631218563 02-12-2021, 10:45 AM
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5” with 4” girth is considered small? This is very unsettling
Back with my Fam
post 1631218683 02-12-2021, 10:47 AM
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Originally Posted By GiveMeTheD⏩
It still is.

If you take online forums seriously, you shouldn't leave the house unless you're 6 foot 4, 240 pounds, single digit body fat, 8 inch dink, 200k plus salary
Strong username to post content correlation rofl
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post 1631218823 02-12-2021, 10:49 AM
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You should start clogging their toilets on your way out too

I mean imagine how pissed off those broads would be standing there completely unsatisfied while aggressively plungering their toilet free from the clutches of your hefty chocolate keister beast.
post 1631219573 02-12-2021, 11:01 AM
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Basically the equivalent of bedding a sexy chick and pulling her panties down and it's just stanky as all hell
post 1631227273 02-12-2021, 12:28 PM
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Originally Posted By MisterJustice⏩
anyone remember when a 6 incher used to be perfectly decent/acceptable dink?
never on misc. we all 8x6 minimum.
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post 1631242123 02-12-2021, 03:44 PM
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5 inches is average, so they probably aren't enthused and they aren't disappointed either. When they start laughing at you and refusing sex, that's when you know you have a small penis.
post 1631242523 02-12-2021, 03:50 PM
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Originally Posted By dontstopbelief⏩
In b4 Proudmanlet
Hehe ty men
Forever alone? Attraction and keeping the girl chasing you - http://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=131498033

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post 1631243593 02-12-2021, 04:08 PM
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Lmao 'pissclit' rekt me
Damn
post 1631244893 02-12-2021, 04:26 PM
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Originally Posted By Glutebrahhh⏩
Bathos is a cool word. I've never heard that one.
This. Repped
See user title srs
post 1631245053 02-12-2021, 04:29 PM
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In on peepee thread.

I remember being 7 op.
I loe e.
post 1631245393 02-12-2021, 04:33 PM
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you are a hero sir
post 1631245603 02-12-2021, 04:35 PM
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tfw will never know that feel :/
post 1631245733 02-12-2021, 04:36 PM
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Originally Posted By DesperateEnuf⏩
I'm objectively pretty attractive. 6'1'', fit, facial aesthetics, and have a large number of friends. BUT, my little dicklet is laughable. 5 inches long, and a mere 4 inches of girth. to be honest, it hasn't seemed to matter that much with girlfriends. i am enthusiastic in the sack, can muster serious stamina, and know my way around a ****.
YET there is nothing more i love doing than going to some barslut or tinder whore's place and revealing my pathetic pissclit. i'm sure they expected the whole package with me, so the look of defeat is palpable. it is an amazing sort of bathos that plunges them into a chasm that only a mind addled by hunger for BIGCOCK can appreciate.
i then **** them poorly for a hasty 5 minutes, achieve my climax, and make my leave, knowing i've done right in this world.
Lmfaod
post 1631246863 02-12-2021, 04:53 PM
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Originally Posted By proudmanlet⏩
tfw will never know that feel :/
i wish i had your size for a day..would destroy sloots with it
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