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post 1631437093 02-15-2021, 06:27 AM
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Woman has sex with her boyfriend ONCE a year on Valentine’s Day (PICS)

Admin assistant Maria Simpson, 25, from Birmingham, and James Phillips, also 25, an IT systems engineer, have only had sex three times and plan to keep their annual pact until they're married.

Maria says: “I know this may sound crazy but our Valentine’s Day sex pact is what keeps us committed and obsessed with each other. Only making love on February 14 makes James fancy me even more and shows us both we’re truly meant to be together. It sounds old fashioned, but James and I have different priorities"

"Until we get married, Valentine's Day will be the only time I give James the gift of sex"

Her boyfriend, James, who also tests butt plugs and fleshlight products in his spare time said "When I met Maria, I knew she was special. We were both committed to working and studying, and when she suggested our sex pact I knew she was the one for me"













https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/14...valentines-day
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post 1631437183 02-15-2021, 06:28 AM
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post 1631437213 02-15-2021, 06:28 AM
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Lol boys getting cucked and doesn’t even know it
post 1631437233 02-15-2021, 06:29 AM
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sounds like they are already married
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post 1631437303 02-15-2021, 06:30 AM
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post 1631437343 02-15-2021, 06:31 AM
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she´s doing it wrong

you´re supposed to give him a lot of sex, marry, no sex, footage with his cheating azz, divorce and margaritas all your life, sitting at the beach

my plan C if i fuk up A and B

LE: she s pressuring him to get married, got it
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post 1631437383 02-15-2021, 06:31 AM
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""In 2022, we're hoping to finally get married - with a small, intimate wedding on Valentine's Day. Once James and I finally say 'I do', we won't limit our sex sessions anymore. Until then, only Cupid's arrow can get me naked in the bedroom. I wouldn't have it any other way"

Notice how everything is dictated on HER terms. Fukn lol @ James
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post 1631437593 02-15-2021, 06:37 AM
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Once a year is about right, judging the state of her mush
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post 1631437613 02-15-2021, 06:37 AM
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Brace yourselves soyboys. This is dating in 2030 soyciety.
post 1631437703 02-15-2021, 06:38 AM
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Originally Posted By RoxyFoxy22⏩
she´s doing it wrong

you´re supposed to give him a lot of sex, marry, no sex, footage with his cheating azz, divorce and margaritas all your life, sitting at the beach

my plan C if i fuk up A and B

LE: she s pressuring him to get married, got it
Plan C got wrecked when you went on Onlyfans
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post 1631437743 02-15-2021, 06:39 AM
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Somebody else is doing that the rest of the time....simps
post 1631437903 02-15-2021, 06:41 AM
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That woman is definitely getting piped down year round just not by James.
post 1631437943 02-15-2021, 06:42 AM
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Wonder who she's fukking the other 364 days of the year.
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Lol there's no way this isn't satire & they're not trolling the news.
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post 1631438283 02-15-2021, 06:49 AM
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"the gift of sex" bahahhahaa bitch you really think you're something huh? fuk outta hurrrrrrrrr smelly ass gross kunt
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Originally Posted By bsmit107⏩
Wonder who she's fukking the other 364 days of the year.
"When the first lockdown happened in March 2020, James was already abroad in Melbourne"

"James was in Tokyo to spend nine months training in IT systems installations with work. That’s when we made our once-a-year love pact. We knew we wanted to make it work long-distance, as sex wasn't a priority"
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she got a case of man hands
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Such is life for a timothy.

And no one is ever going to marry that roxy idiot. Most likely another SS DLB alt account.
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“Her boyfriend, James, who also tests butt plugs and fleshlights products in his spare time said”

..... Oh dear. The lack of sex has lead him down a road of degeneracy, he is now a ruined man. She should bail.
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Once a year for them? That is a win for humanity. Lessens the chance those two ugly people might produce offspring.
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Originally Posted By Kev1972⏩
Such is life for a timothy.

And no one is ever going to marry that roxy idiot. Most likely another SS DLB alt account.
nobody is a bigger idiot than you

brb risking your own life for other´s people wealth

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she uses those DSL's 364 days on Jamal and Patel while this cuck with a lip ring tests out his buttplug on himself fukin lol
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Originally Posted By TheBrentmeister⏩
Admin assistant Maria Simpson, 25, from Birmingham, and James Phillips, also 25, an IT systems engineer, have only had sex three times and plan to keep their annual pact until they're married.

Maria says: “I know this may sound crazy but our Valentine’s Day sex pact is what keeps us committed and obsessed with each other. Only making love on February 14 makes James fancy me even more and shows us both we’re truly meant to be together. It sounds old fashioned, but James and I have different priorities"

"Until we get married, Valentine's Day will be the only time I give James the gift of sex"

Her boyfriend, James, who also tests butt plugs and fleshlights products in his spare timesaid "When I met Maria, I knew she was special. We were both committed to working and studying, and when she suggested our sex pact I knew she was the one for me"













https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/14...valentines-day
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Correction: man has sex once a year, mans girlfriend has sex frequently
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They're probably both fukking other people.
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Originally Posted By TheBrentmeister⏩
Her boyfriend, James, who also tests butt plugs and fleshlights products in his spare time said
lol wat
Originally Posted By yewotm8⏩
They're probably both fukking other people.
she 100% is while he sits home butt plugging himself
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Lol at letting “testing buttplugs in spare time” show up in an article about yourself

He’s probably out fukin dudes the rest of the year what a ******* srs

Article screams roll bread to me
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Almost threw up reading that ****. This is why I would never get into a relationship unless I was clearly the one in charge
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