we should evalute people as "overweight" if they have loud footsteps

Obviously the problem is that their leg muscles just aren't up to the task of eccentrically tensing to carefully lower their weight in a low-impact quiet manner.

It's not that they're inconsiderate *******s right?

Either way, stomping in non-emergencies should be ****ing illegal and we should deprive people who do it of their freedoms and jail them in fitness farms where a combination of squats, calf raises and fork putdowns will help train them to creep around like a thief for everyone's sanity.