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post 1631762413 02-18-2021, 06:25 PM
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My snake escaped inside my house

gf coming over in one hour, she doesn’t know i bought one. In the house somewhere. Pray for me bros. Snake isn’t venomous btw
EL PASO★STRONG
8-3-19

Procedures I’ve had. Feel free to ask about them:
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post 1631762493 02-18-2021, 06:26 PM
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Hopefully it slithers into her pussy
post 1631762523 02-18-2021, 06:26 PM
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pics of snake then pics of gf
post 1631762593 02-18-2021, 06:27 PM
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Originally Posted By Tunechii⏩
pics of snake then pics of gf
Then pics of your snake.
post 1631762943 02-18-2021, 06:30 PM
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Snake as in dink? See a doctor fast
Would kick em in the nuts
post 1631763103 02-18-2021, 06:32 PM
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If it comes out of hiding say to her "that's actually my dick"
post 1631763233 02-18-2021, 06:33 PM
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Reptile crew checking in.

What kind of snake? It'll turn up.
post 1631763333 02-18-2021, 06:34 PM
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My friend lost his snake for 2 days, found it stuck to the back of his fridge where the motor/coils were for warmth.
post 1631763373 02-18-2021, 06:35 PM
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Nice way to make her run away screaming for sure.
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post 1631763623 02-18-2021, 06:39 PM
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Originally Posted By umop3pisdn⏩
My friend lost his snake for 2 days, found it stuck to the back of his fridge where the motor/coils were for warmth.
****ing lol
post 1631763743 02-18-2021, 06:40 PM
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is it molting somewhere
post 1631763853 02-18-2021, 06:42 PM
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Originally Posted By chivasregal⏩
gf coming over in one hour, she doesn’t know i bought one. In the house somewhere. Pray for me bros. Snake isn’t venomous btw
I lost a snake once
post 1631763913 02-18-2021, 06:42 PM
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just zip
your pants
stupid bastard
post 1631764393 02-18-2021, 06:49 PM
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Originally Posted By umop3pisdn⏩
My friend lost his snake for 2 days, found it stuck to the back of his fridge where the motor/coils were for warmth.
Was it dead?
post 1631765043 02-18-2021, 06:58 PM
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Check my pants op. Might find your snake in there.
Jesus, kang of kangs, accept me into your heart and kangdom.
Amxn.
post 1631767193 02-18-2021, 07:25 PM
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Update:
Girlfriend left cause she had some errands to run (lol?)
Still looking for this thing. Close call misc
EL PASO★STRONG
8-3-19

Procedures I’ve had. Feel free to ask about them:
- LASIK surgery (2007)
- Septoplasty (2018)
- Gum Graft (2019)
- Gynecomastia/Liposuction (2021)
post 1631778363 02-18-2021, 09:54 PM
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Did you find that snake yet brah??
post 1631785143 02-19-2021, 12:41 AM
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Originally Posted By SuperHercules⏩
Biden's America
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