How many victim points am I entitled to? (ancestry test)

02-19-2021, 06:24 AM

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How many victim points am I entitled to? (ancestry test)

Not too happy about my sister putting my DNA out there in a database, but it's done, so I might as well use the information.

1% West African and 1% Jew, has my tour just begun?

02-19-2021, 06:41 AM

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Oh you get a pass for sure dude. You might as well take advantage of it. Go get you some shoes and stuff next time the police shoot a criminal. Maybe a new TV if you get there early.

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02-19-2021, 06:49 AM

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Originally Posted By QueenAriana⏩

you should be celebrating bra. you can identify as Afro-Canadian legally.

Exactly my thoughts brah, I am now immune to the SJWs.

Originally Posted By EagleOfWar⏩

Oh you get a pass for sure dude. You might as well take advantage of it. Go get you some shoes and stuff next time the police shoot a criminal. Maybe a new TV if you get there early.

Not what I was going for, but I'll take it.

02-19-2021, 07:00 AM

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you are automatically entitled to round 1 interviews at the fortune 500 company of your choice

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02-19-2021, 07:10 AM

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Originally Posted By CougarP01⏩

you are automatically entitled to round 1 interviews at the fortune 500 company of your choice

Yeah, but I feel I didn't earn it, it feels like racism to me.

Originally Posted By ispy⏩

how did your sister submit your saliva sample to 23andme?

Well, we originally thought we were from Alabama.

02-19-2021, 07:46 AM

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How much was the test, thinking of doing this to verify why my dik is so big.

445/340/545

02-19-2021, 07:48 AM

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Originally Posted By jeshelton⏩

How much was the test, thinking of doing this to verify why my dik is so big.

She got it on sale for a hundred canuck dollars. The normal price is 130$ ish CAD, so about 100$ USD.

I'm disappointed my cawk is not bigger, considering I got 1% BBC in me.

02-19-2021, 08:09 AM

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How did your sister get your DNA brah?

Is she your stepsister?

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02-19-2021, 08:13 AM

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Originally Posted By Drew23⏩

How did your sister get your DNA brah?

Is she your stepsister?

Ok *******s, not my exact DNA, but you get my point.

See post #7 though.

02-19-2021, 08:17 AM

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So your sister snowballed a test tube

I think it's safe to say you can use the n word now.

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02-19-2021, 08:28 AM

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It’s sounds like his his sister submitted it on herself, and he’s just going by her results.

But I got some bad news...

Or

02-19-2021, 08:38 AM

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Originally Posted By azzspankr⏩

So your sister snowballed a test tube

I think it's safe to say you can use the n word now.

What's snowballed mean here? I never heard it used in this context

Can I join a jewish community now?

Originally Posted By Bigbuster1⏩

It’s sounds like his his sister submitted it on herself, and he’s just going by her results.

But I got some bad news...

Or

Yes I'm using her results, you fkn porn addicted *******s.

Or am I?

02-19-2021, 08:42 AM

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Originally Posted By ramimotemem⏩

Ok *******s, not my exact DNA, but you get my point.

See post #7 though.

Be a lot cooler if you did.

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02-19-2021, 08:46 AM

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What I find interesting is that you have Arab and Jewish DNA. Dat dere Genetic coexistence.

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02-19-2021, 08:50 AM

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Originally Posted By ramimotemem⏩

What's snowballed mean here? I never heard it used in this context

Can I join a jewish community now?

Yes I'm using her results, you fkn porn addicted *******s.

Or am I?

Snowballing (sexual practice), the act of spitting semen into a partner's mouth after oral sex.in this case a vile

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02-19-2021, 08:53 AM

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You brahs mirin my ethnic purity?

Not srs

Spoiler!

sorta srs

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02-19-2021, 08:55 AM

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Here's some reparations money, OP. I'm 0.8% sure you'll know how to do great things with it.

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02-19-2021, 08:59 AM

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23andme has me over 12% Ashkenazi Jew. The rest is european and 0.4% is Nigerian.. I want to know which one of my ancestors tainted me with bbc genes

Wort ew in th wold.

02-19-2021, 09:10 AM

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[QUOTE=Shortfuze post_id=1631801643]What I find interesting is that you have Arab and Jewish DNA. Dat dere Genetic coexistence.[/QUOTE]I questioned this as well, it probably explains why I'm such a self destructive kunt.

[QUOTE=azzspankr post_id=1631801883]Snowballing (sexual practice), the act of spitting semen into a partner's mouth after oral sex.in this case a vile[/QUOTE]Thanks brah, I can't get that image out my head now.

[QUOTE=MattyMiscer post_id=1631802053]You brahs mirin my ethnic purity?

[img]https://i.imgur.com/Ev176Ap.pn

Not srs

[b]Spoiler![/b][SPOILER]sorta srs[/SPOILER][/QUOTE]I am, I wish I was 100% of one ethnicity, ded srs.

[QUOTE=frankdtank20 post_id=1631802213]Here's some reparations money, OP. I'm 0.8% sure you'll know how to do great things with it.[/QUOTE]Lmao, well played.

[QUOTE=ClivesTriceps post_id=1631802443]23andme has me over 12% Ashkenazi Jew. The rest is european and 0.4% is Nigerian.. I want to know which one of my ancestors tainted me with bbc genes

[img]https://i.ibb.co/86qb[/QUOTE]Mirin 67% purity.

Lmao that colonizer couldn't stop himself from that BBQueen

02-19-2021, 09:13 AM

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Originally Posted By ClivesTriceps⏩

23andme has me over 12% Ashkenazi Jew. The rest is european and 0.4% is Nigerian.. I want to know which one of my ancestors tainted me with bbc genes

You can basically ignore the stuff listed as "trace ethnicity." From what I read about it awhile back, it basically boils down to having a few gene sequences that happen to be common in certain ethnicities, but it's not really distinctive enough to say that you actually have any ancestors from that ethnicity.

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02-19-2021, 09:15 AM

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let's see OP, you are about 50% North African, but not a black brah it seems, you might get a few points there. However you are 50% european, so that's probably a lot more negative points.

However you are 2% Jewish/West african put together, which may help your cause, which is likely not enough. Sadly, you would be considered white according to American demographics.

I'm sorry OP but you do not qualify for reparations.

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02-19-2021, 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted By sooby⏩

let's see OP, you are about 50% North African, but not a black brah it seems, you might get a few points there. However you are 50% european, so that's probably a lot more negative points.

However you are 2% Jewish/West african put together, which may help your cause, which is likely not enough. Sadly, you would be considered white according to American demographics.

I'm sorry OP but you do not qualify for reparations.

Yeah but if Elizabeth Warren can claim to be Native American on her job applications, OP can definitely claim African American

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02-19-2021, 11:32 AM

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What is OP mixed with?

02-19-2021, 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted By sooby⏩

let's see OP, you are about 50% North African, but not a black brah it seems, you might get a few points there. However you are 50% european, so that's probably a lot more negative points.

However you are 2% Jewish/West african put together, which may help your cause, which is likely not enough. Sadly, you would be considered white according to American demographics.

I'm sorry OP but you do not qualify for reparations.

Fuark bro, even in Canada? It's where I'm from.

can I at least claim minority for work applications?

Originally Posted By MattyMiscer⏩

Yeah but if Elizabeth Warren can claim to be Native American on her job applications, OP can definitely claim African American

That's what I want to hear!

Originally Posted By FitizenKane⏩

What is OP mixed with?

Picture is in the OP brah.

If you can't see it I'll edit this post with the mix.