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Would you smash this 55 yo lifelong fitness trainer?
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02-25-2021, 06:38 AM
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- GlennQuagmire
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- GlennQuagmire
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Would you smash this 55 yo lifelong fitness trainer?
So I guess its true, working out and a healthy diet are the secrets of aging gracefully...


Born in1965. Let that sink in.


Born in1965. Let that sink in.
#Doggocrew
i'm just here for the lulz, dont take my miscing too srs
02-25-2021, 06:38 AM
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02-25-2021, 06:38 AM
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02-25-2021, 06:39 AM
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- Nonsense916
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- Nonsense916
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No too old
Imagine her leather like skin
Imagine her leather like skin
Losers let it happen, winners make it happen.
Nonsense Army Crew.
02-25-2021, 06:40 AM
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02-25-2021, 06:42 AM
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- OffwhiteBrah
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02-25-2021, 06:43 AM
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- Thunderpants
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- Thunderpants
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She looks like she cheerily clogs the toilet every morning with an absolutely horrendous chocolate stink pickle
02-25-2021, 06:48 AM
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- scooterbrah
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- scooterbrah
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can she even get her hole wet anymore?
MinisterOfLust: scooterbrah and Mcfreoko are the two worst posters here.
02-25-2021, 06:52 AM
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02-25-2021, 06:53 AM
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- LobsterRageFist
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- LobsterRageFist
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Extremely solid upkeep for everything surrounding the old pussy, but it's old pussy none the less.
Look, you're my best friend, so don't take this the wrong way but, in 20 years if you're still here postin' in hhhnnnggg threads, beggin' for mod reps, and braggin' about whales you harpooned from POF, I'll f'in kill ya. That's not a threat, that's a fact, I'll f'in kill ya. You got somethin' none of us have, and you don't owe it to yourself man, you owe it to me. Cuz tomorrow I'm gonna wake up and I'll be red, and I'll still be a socially awkward/FA. And that's all right.
02-25-2021, 06:53 AM
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02-25-2021, 07:02 AM
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- GlennQuagmire
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Originally Posted By scooterbrah⏩
can she even get her hole wet anymore?

#Doggocrew
i'm just here for the lulz, dont take my miscing too srs
02-25-2021, 07:05 AM
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- DesiredUserphag
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- DesiredUserphag
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I'd keep her as one of my long term FWBs because she surely is a freak in the bed
𝗣𝗨𝗥𝗘𝗕𝗟𝗢𝗢𝗗
ωσяℓ∂ тяανєℓєя ȼяєω ₅₀/₁₉₅
𝕬𝖊𝖘𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖙𝖎𝖈𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖞 𝕮𝖚𝖙 𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕽𝖆𝖈𝖊 ®
ᗪIᔕᑕᖇIᗰIᑎᗩTIOᑎ E᙭ᑕᒪᑌᔕIOᑎ IᑎᗪOᑕTᖇIᑎᗩTIOᑎ
02-25-2021, 07:08 AM
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02-25-2021, 07:09 AM
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- lightsarefallin
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- lightsarefallin
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Sure. Looks good for a granny.
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
02-25-2021, 07:17 AM
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- Merovingian11
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I'd let her suck my D, maybe a little couchie coup. 5 pumps then jerk it into her mouf.
Take her out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.
Take her out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.
I have sampled every language and French is my favorite to curse in.
Kryptonite Crew
02-25-2021, 07:21 AM
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02-25-2021, 07:23 AM
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- GlennQuagmire
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Originally Posted By Merovingian11⏩
Thats more than the avg 20 yo gets. You surely are a gentleman.I'd let her suck my D, maybe a little couchie coup. 5 pumps then jerk it into her mouf.
Take her out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.
Take her out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.
#Doggocrew
i'm just here for the lulz, dont take my miscing too srs
02-25-2021, 07:28 AM
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- WoofieNugget
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Without question. I'd do horribly nasty things to her in the shower post workout.
02-25-2021, 07:29 AM
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- Arem24
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- Arem24
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Would hit, have a few slays in their mid 40's plus that look similar. Would be fun to have a couple month fling with and then keep in the rolodex for when I'm in town.
Tbh, I've found more often than not if a woman is wealthier, stress free, never smoked, works out daily, eats healthy, manages sun time, spa treatments, tasteful and reasonable maintenance procedures, etc., they can be softer, smoother, wetter, etc., than a 22 year old used up bartender that fake bakes, smokes and whose diet consists of vodka, cigarettes, and pepsi.
These women also love sex, they want nothing other than physical pleasure and occasional company, there's no drama, they enjoy taking care of you, and they'll groom you and introduce you to social contacts.
It's a forgotten coming of age phenomenon that's biologically not unnatural for a younger man to go into the sexual tutelage and learn the art of being a gentleman from a woman of power that knows.
Also, the look when you're at a work conference outside socializing waiting for your ride and a Bentley rolls up, lmao.
Srs.
It's the gh.
Tbh, I've found more often than not if a woman is wealthier, stress free, never smoked, works out daily, eats healthy, manages sun time, spa treatments, tasteful and reasonable maintenance procedures, etc., they can be softer, smoother, wetter, etc., than a 22 year old used up bartender that fake bakes, smokes and whose diet consists of vodka, cigarettes, and pepsi.
These women also love sex, they want nothing other than physical pleasure and occasional company, there's no drama, they enjoy taking care of you, and they'll groom you and introduce you to social contacts.
It's a forgotten coming of age phenomenon that's biologically not unnatural for a younger man to go into the sexual tutelage and learn the art of being a gentleman from a woman of power that knows.
Also, the look when you're at a work conference outside socializing waiting for your ride and a Bentley rolls up, lmao.
Srs.
Originally Posted By DSTEE⏩
Tbh brah, it's an older confident woman having fun and enjoying her relative youth. Do I get annoyed as anyone by the constant flood of attention seeking sloots on the gram etc. constantly posting garbage? Yes. But I doubt this woman is sitting their talking to her friends about how many likes she got today.She was ok untill that dumb ass vapid video of hers. God I hate that chit
Also trannyface
Also trannyface
It's the gh.
02-25-2021, 07:32 AM
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02-25-2021, 07:33 AM
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- Jms89
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- Jms89
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I've smashed worse looking 55 year olds.
This fool's running a Honda 2000
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02-25-2021, 07:39 AM
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- GlennQuagmire
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Originally Posted By Arem24⏩
A wild romantic appearsWould hit, have a few slays in their mid 40's plus that look similar. Would be fun to have a couple month fling with and then keep in the rolodex for when I'm in town.
Tbh, I've found more often than not if a woman is wealthier, stress free, never smoked, works out daily, eats healthy, manages sun time, spa treatments, tasteful and reasonable maintenance procedures, etc., they can be softer, smoother, wetter, etc., than a 22 year old used up bartender that fake bakes, smokes and whose diet consists of vodka, cigarettes, and pepsi.
These women also love sex, they want nothing other than physical pleasure and occasional company, there's no drama, they enjoy taking care of you, and they'll groom you and introduce you to social contacts.
It's a forgotten coming of age phenomenon that's biologically not unnatural for a younger man to go into the sexual tutelage and learn the art of being a gentleman from a woman of power that knows.
Also, the look when you're at a work conference outside socializing waiting for your ride and a Bentley rolls up, lmao.
Srs.
Tbh brah, it's an older confident woman having fun and enjoying her relative youth. Do I get annoyed as anyone by the constant flood of attention seeking sloots on the gram etc. constantly posting garbage? Yes. But I doubt this woman is sitting their talking to her friends about how many likes she got today.
It's the gh.
Tbh, I've found more often than not if a woman is wealthier, stress free, never smoked, works out daily, eats healthy, manages sun time, spa treatments, tasteful and reasonable maintenance procedures, etc., they can be softer, smoother, wetter, etc., than a 22 year old used up bartender that fake bakes, smokes and whose diet consists of vodka, cigarettes, and pepsi.
These women also love sex, they want nothing other than physical pleasure and occasional company, there's no drama, they enjoy taking care of you, and they'll groom you and introduce you to social contacts.
It's a forgotten coming of age phenomenon that's biologically not unnatural for a younger man to go into the sexual tutelage and learn the art of being a gentleman from a woman of power that knows.
Also, the look when you're at a work conference outside socializing waiting for your ride and a Bentley rolls up, lmao.
Srs.
Tbh brah, it's an older confident woman having fun and enjoying her relative youth. Do I get annoyed as anyone by the constant flood of attention seeking sloots on the gram etc. constantly posting garbage? Yes. But I doubt this woman is sitting their talking to her friends about how many likes she got today.
It's the gh.
Originally Posted By Jms89⏩
Show me better onesI've smashed worse looking 55 year olds.
#Doggocrew
i'm just here for the lulz, dont take my miscing too srs
02-25-2021, 07:57 AM
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02-25-2021, 08:13 AM
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02-25-2021, 08:14 AM
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02-25-2021, 08:21 AM
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- RocknRollMuscle
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- RocknRollMuscle
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nice myspace angles.
big hips and butt. no thanks.
big hips and butt. no thanks.
Weight Loss: Go carnivore or keto/low carb. Create calorie deficit. Buy packaged healthy meals if needed. Meat is good and heals, stop being lied to.
Youtube Dr. Shawn Baker to change your life today.
02-25-2021, 08:24 AM
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02-25-2021, 08:24 AM
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- leoslayer1
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- leoslayer1
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Send her over she's just my type.
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02-25-2021, 08:45 AM
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- TaeBoNinja
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