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post 1632399583 02-26-2021, 07:56 AM
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So last night I think I had a gay dream, Am I gay now?

True story. I dreamt about hanging out with a random dude but it was pretty gay. No sex involved but I went to visit this dude who lived far away from my dream home and then we hung out in a fruity way. We were like walking around and then we were just surfing on the street on a freakin hospital stretcher wtf?!?! At the end of the dream I went home but I was kinda sad for leaving, like I was already missing that random dude and that sound pretty gay to me.

So Misc, Am I gay now? I always thought I was hetero AF! but now I guess Im kinda homo

EDIT: I was watching the Onion clips last night and this chit before sleeping...



I have a date with a girl tonight, should I cancel?
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i'm just here for the lulz, dont take my miscing too srs
post 1632399703 02-26-2021, 07:58 AM
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Hetero tour is over op
post 1632399723 02-26-2021, 07:58 AM
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as long as the balls dont touch, youre good.
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post 1632399803 02-26-2021, 07:59 AM
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Originally Posted By Stray800⏩
Hetero tour is over op
Fuarkkkkkkk I guess I should start dating dudes now. Deleting Tinder and installing Grinder atm. Im gonna miss the pucci tho
#Doggocrew

i'm just here for the lulz, dont take my miscing too srs
post 1632399883 02-26-2021, 07:59 AM
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How many times did you say giggidy giggidy goo op?
I loe e.
post 1632399963 02-26-2021, 08:01 AM
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Originally Posted By MFarrar74⏩
as long as the balls dont touch, youre good.
But why tf would I go to visit a random dude who lives so freakin far and then hang out with him? Also I missed that dude after the encounter.
Originally Posted By DimTriad⏩
That sounds less gay than mine.
Originally Posted By Redfish225⏩
How many times did you say giggidy giggidy goo op?
Not even once. Is that good or bad tho?
#Doggocrew

i'm just here for the lulz, dont take my miscing too srs
post 1632400023 02-26-2021, 08:02 AM
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How much pr0n do you watch [ded fkn srs] that chit makes you have all kinds of ****gytime dreams.
post 1632400033 02-26-2021, 08:02 AM
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Originally Posted By GlennQuagmire⏩
Not even once. Is that good or bad tho?
Good, it means you don’t have the gae.

Did you look at his penor?
I loe e.
post 1632400293 02-26-2021, 08:06 AM
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Originally Posted By GainzMcgee⏩
How much pr0n do you watch [ded fkn srs] that chit makes you have all kinds of ****gytime dreams.
No porn crew since 2014 srs
Originally Posted By Redfish225⏩
Good, it means you don’t have the gae.

Did you look at his penor?
We both were like GI Joes, no genitalia at all. I mean clothes were never off.
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i'm just here for the lulz, dont take my miscing too srs
post 1632400973 02-26-2021, 08:17 AM
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Originally Posted By GlennQuagmire⏩
No porn crew since 2014 srs



We both were like GI Joes, no genitalia at all. I mean clothes were never off.
You’re good then
I loe e.
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Goodnight sweet prince
post 1632403223 02-26-2021, 08:51 AM
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Originally Posted By Redfish225⏩
You’re good then
Originally Posted By bishdipbrah⏩
Goodnight sweet prince
I didnt say at least once "no homo" during the whole dream tho
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i'm just here for the lulz, dont take my miscing too srs
post 1632403353 02-26-2021, 08:52 AM
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Don't be silly, this dream doesn't make you gay.

Sucking all those diks in college made you gay
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Originally Posted By azzspankr⏩
Don't be silly, this dream doesn't make you gay.

Sucking all those diks in college made you gay
lol the only dink I have ever touched is mine
#Doggocrew

i'm just here for the lulz, dont take my miscing too srs
post 1632404073 02-26-2021, 09:03 AM
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100%, no question.
No different than falling in a lake and asking if this means you're wet.

Sorry, about your luck OP.
I'm sure sucking D is an acquired taste, like drinking whiskey or something - you'll be okay.
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Originally Posted By GlennQuagmire⏩
True story. I dreamt about hanging out with a random dude but it was pretty gay. No sex involved but I went to visit this dude who lived far away from my dream home and then we hung out in a fruity way. We were like walking around and then we were just surfing on the street on a freakin hospital stretcher wtf?!?! At the end of the dream I went home but I was kinda sad for leaving, like I was already missing that random dude and that sound pretty gay to me.

So Misc, Am I gay now? I always thought I was hetero AF! but now I guess Im kinda homo

EDIT: I was watching the Onion clips last night and this chit before sleeping...



I have a date with a girl tonight, should I cancel?
Hey brah! Thats how it happens, you're a gay now..

Definitely cancel with the girl, tell her you're not a breeder and see if she has a hot brother. If you're lucky maybe he'll blow you.

You are ida quagmire now!
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post 1632404393 02-26-2021, 09:09 AM
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first its a gay dream and next step is OP going to the ER for a sex change..dont fight it *******, its destiny
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OP, having gay dreams means that your test levels are off the charts where you'd fuk anything and everything with a pulse. You shouldnt feel bad srs. as long as you're true to yourself in real life. Dreams are just dreams and you're not in control of yourself.
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sounds like u dreamed of having a friend

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a friend who fuks u in the butt and makes u suck it after


ayyyyy
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If no dicks were pulled out, it wasn't gay, it was just a bromance. You can keep your straight card for now.
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Now Im really confused, half the misc told me Im gay and the other half that its just bromance. Dunno what to do now. Should I cancel or not the date? should I tell her about my kinda homo dream?

I mean I still get horny whenever I see a hot girl walking outside.
#Doggocrew

i'm just here for the lulz, dont take my miscing too srs
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Originally Posted By GlennQuagmire⏩
Now Im really confused, half the misc told me Im gay and the other half that its just bromance. Dunno what to do now. Should I cancel or not the date? should I tell her about my kinda homo dream?

I mean I still get horny whenever I see a hot girl walking outside.
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i dunno, but i can safely say that you're not not gay
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We all have those dreams. I always have this dream where I’m sucking off a guy but it’s always the wrong guy.

This is normal.
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