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post 1632819043 03-03-2021, 06:55 AM
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It's christmas 2045,and your little girl is coming home for xmas...

And she's engaged. Due to her living on the other side of the country you've never had the opportunity to meet her fiance. She texts mom and says she's right around the corner, and they'll be pulling in any second. Mom peers out the window with anticipation, and you go to the liquor cabinet and pull out the scotch you've been saving for a special occasion. She gets out, with this shadowy figure, you can't really make him out, but he looks somewhat normal.

They walk into the house, and you're greeted by this...

WUT DO?


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post 1632819083 03-03-2021, 06:56 AM
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commit seppuku
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post 1632819153 03-03-2021, 06:57 AM
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that's a 1% top of the line white male chad right there.
post 1632819263 03-03-2021, 06:58 AM
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post 1632819293 03-03-2021, 06:58 AM
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Id ask her where did she find such a chad.
post 1632819383 03-03-2021, 07:00 AM
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Originally Posted By lnvictus⏩
Could be worse..if you know what I'm saying.
No...I don't.
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post 1632819503 03-03-2021, 07:02 AM
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I punch him in the face 2012 times then ask him to explain his problem
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post 1632819513 03-03-2021, 07:02 AM
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brb pop every pain med I have in the house and wash it down with the special scotch then excuse myself from the table so I can die in peace in my comfy bed with some music as the house burns down from the fire I lit after nailing all the doors shut
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ᗪIᔕᑕᖇIᗰIᑎᗩTIOᑎ E᙭ᑕᒪᑌᔕIOᑎ IᑎᗪOᑕTᖇIᑎᗩTIOᑎ
post 1632819653 03-03-2021, 07:04 AM
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Originally Posted By Fuqdatass⏩
I punch him in the face 2012 times then ask him to explain his problem
Originally Posted By DesiredUser****⏩
brb pop every pain med I have in the house and wash it down with the special scotch then excuse myself from the table so I can die in peace in my comfy bed with some music
No man is your friend
No man is your enemy
Every man is your teacher

Black Crew
Lol @ Tradies Srs
AP4 crew
post 1632819693 03-03-2021, 07:05 AM
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I'd see how he reacts to touching his arm then tell him about my favourite netflix shows.
post 1632819933 03-03-2021, 07:08 AM
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