Multiplemiggs VS lousy park managment. Circa 1997.

Managment at the park / campsite were complete a-holes. It once was a nice place to go, and then they got in there and they ran it like they were prison wardens.
There was this one Karen that was a real kunt for the rules and she'd trot around in her uniforn trying to assert her dominance on anyone that entered.
They were all like that. A uniform and that little bit of authority went straight to their heads.

So one night in around December 1997 I was driving home and I had a flu that had me chitting all over the place that afternoon. Gas station bathrooms, mall bathrooms. Think I'd chit 5 times already that day. All violent massive wavy gravy chits. Total bowel evacuation. Fukkin hidious every time.

I thought fukk it. This would be a perfect gift for those *******s that run the park.
They wouldn't be around till spring when the park opened, so it would have plenty of time to dry up hard for maximum hardening.
So I drove down there and ran to that outhouse before I chit my pants. Opened the door, pulled down my pants, and did the glute spread.
I blasted the walls and all over the chitter. I was sort standing / glute spread
I swung my hips back and forth and my ass had become like a giant paint sprayer for my artistry. My chit was the consistancy of bad, lumpy gravy. I blasted the walls and chitter down for a good 30 seconds before my masterpiece was complete.
Wiped up with goverment 1 ply ass wipe and stood there for a moment mirin my artistry before I closed the door and bounced.
I went back a few months later to see if it was still there and it was. Nicely dried hard.
My gift to them.

Here's an accurate recreation of what it looked like.

Lmfao

Miraculous rickets recovery

fukin loooool

me too and then I and put all 50 tablets in the curry.

https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showt...#post996495393

Holy fuk brah. Lmfao.

Wow, savages ITT. Wish I wasn't on recharge.

edit: I used to despise Walmart (and still do I guess) so when one popped up in my hometown, it became a common theme among my peers and I to go just to make a mess. We would all use different stalls in the bathroom and just piss on everything. Primarily the TP rolls, but also the walls - everywhere but the toilet really. We also thought it was pretty funny to fill shopping carts with stuff and then leave them around the store. Pretty sad in hindsight, since it was just causing a mess for the peers in our town to clean up. But. Small town fun you know.

I worked at a seafood restaurant in high school, and we would occasionally take commercial size (like 10 gallon) bags of ketchup to parties and throw them out the window/off the roof next to groups of people standing around on the driveway or patio. Instant 2 inch head to toe coating of ketchup.

My friend also was well known for chitting in pool skimmers during house parties - he was a weirdo

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