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It does not matter that American millennial's are too fat and beta for the military

because Europe is still alpha as fuc and will save you.

If the chit hits the fan then France will deploy 2REP to save your ass



Germany will drop the KSK



and Great Britain can always deploy the SAS to show you how much of a beta nation you really have become.

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Luckily you don't have to be athletic to pilot a bomb via remote directly into somebodies face.

What's your bad ass "SAS" gonna do against our elite level gamers who've been practicing for this since 5 years old?
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Originally Posted By Tanerian⏩
Luckily you don't have to be athletic to pilot a bomb via remote directly into somebodies face.
Don't the Chinese control your remote systems?

Europe will save you when the time comes brah.
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Originally Posted By x420SwagScopex⏩
France owes us one srs
Well, that is true.

The *******s learned that they needed to be more alpha after WW2.
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our tier 1 elements are always ready to go boyo we dont need france to save us LOL
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Originally Posted By DrugsToGetBig⏩
our tier 1 elements are always ready to go boyo we dont need france to save us LOL
but what happens after tier 1 are expended and you look to the reserve nation of corn syrup eating beta fatties to save you and they claim mental health problems and anxiety?

You will look to Europe to send in the real alpha's to save the day, like the Polish special forces



or the British SAS



Fortunately there is so much alpha in Europe that it should make up for the shortfall in Murica'.
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Originally Posted By doughnutking⏩
but what happens after tier 1 are expended and you look to the reserve nation of corn syrup eating beta fatties to save you and they claim mental health problems and anxiety?

You will look to Europe to send in the real alpha's to save the day, like the Polish special forces



or the British SAS



Fortunately there is so much alpha in Europe that it should make up for the shortfall in Murica'.
lol @ thinking the D boys would ever be expended...






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[QUOTE=DrugsToGetBig;1632867423]lol @ thinking the D boys would ever be expended...



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lol the future of warfare is 100% virgin neckbeards sitting in front of various types of kiosks DFS. One will hack the banking system, another will shut down the power grid, and the third will pilot a drone right up your angus.

Close quarters combat is over.
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Originally Posted By doughnutking⏩
If the chit hits the fan then France will deploy 2REP to save your ass
Bruh you a quality poster. This is the funnies thing I've seen all week.
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
lol the future of warfare is 100% virgin neckbeards sitting in front of various types of kiosks DFS. One will hack the banking system, another will shut down the power grid, and the third will pilot a drone right up your angus.

Close quarters combat is over.
Pretty much this. Jfl if anyone thinks ground units are gonna do chit against technology.
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Originally Posted By EagleOfWar⏩
Pretty much this. Jfl if anyone thinks ground units are gonna do chit against technology.
Technology in full control by China and Russia?

Do you even news?

Europe will save you, son.

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americans are definitely fat and lazy but also, the military is:
- 100% voluntary
-compromises less than 1% of the total US population
-Still dominates the world military landscape especially in conventional warfare

But holy fuk does the National Guard and all the reserves have a chit ton of fatties. After SG Dan Daily (Segre ant Major of the Army Army , highest ranked Enlisted Person) left, and this new guy came, he did some retarded chit and lowered standards almost all the way across the board basically making is ok to be a sissy
Originally Posted By doughnutking⏩
Don't the Chinese control your remote systems?

Europe will save you when the time comes brah.
The chinese only try so hard to infiltrate and control american......everything because no other country is worth the time and effort
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oh you have in shape soldiers huh?

does your county even have dancing robots yet? LMAO one step closer to Terminators

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The real question is how many battalions or divisions in Europe are "US Grade" (experience + doctrine + weaponry). Otherwise you end up with a paper tiger like Ukraine that was technically the 3rd or 4th largest military in Europe but they couldn't take cities held by middle aged men armed with WW2 stockpiles and T34s from monuments.

Likewise from watching a lot of YouTube videos I'm also led to believe that your typical conscript in Turkey and Russia are likewise poorly trained, poorly equipped and low morale. They would probably run for the hills if something equivalent to ISIS ever entered their country (the Chechens didn't really leave Chechnya on a large scale during those respective wars).
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Originally Posted By gluon⏩
oh you have in shape soldiers huh?

does your county even have dancing robots yet? LMAO one step closer to Terminators

I concur that America does have better robots and E.T porn than Europe.





and you all wonder why your country is going down the chitter. lol
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Originally Posted By tank2003⏩
americans are definitely fat and lazy but also, the military is:
- 100% voluntary
-compromises less than 1% of the total US population
-Still dominates the world military landscape especially in conventional warfare

But holy fuk does the National Guard and all the reserves have a chit ton of fatties. After SG Dan Daily (Segre ant Major of the Army Army , highest ranked Enlisted Person) left, and this new guy came, he did some retarded chit and lowered standards almost all the way across the board basically making is ok to be a sissy



The chinese only try so hard to infiltrate and control american......everything because no other country is worth the time and effort
But the Army has come out with the new ACFT weeding out about everyone in the Army lol

The ACFT is basically a CrossFit workout lol
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Europes elite forces are better than the average US military POG.

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Originally Posted By doughnutking⏩
I concur that America does have better robots and E.T porn than Europe.





and you all wonder why your country is going down the chitter. lol
LMAO @ those gifs

but I know why the US is going down the ****ter. liberals. i used LOL @ Europe's liberals, but my god now US libs are too much for France of all places. fukin shame
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Originally Posted By cavillac⏩
Europes elite forces are better than the average US military POG.

-Water is also wet
Real life isn't Call of Duty 16 vs 16 or whatever the server limit is. Such 'elite forces' would disappear within days of a real conflict or lose their relevancy fast.
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I went into Air Force recruiting office at almost 6'1" 212 and the recruiter told me im too fat lol. This was 10 years ago.
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Originally Posted By Dan916⏩
I went into Air Force recruiting office at almost 6'1" 212 and the recruiter told me im too fat lol. This was 10 years ago.
What is weird is you had obese fatsos like TimK on YouTube who was in Iraq in the early 2000s because they literally had no standards then. The army is weird going through periods of "we take nobody" to "we take everybody"
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France and poland, sure.
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Originally Posted By iloveus⏩
But the Army has come out with the new ACFT weeding out about everyone in the Army lol

The ACFT is basically a CrossFit workout lol
All those officers from the early '10s finally won and convinced the entire Army Crossfit creates super soldiers.

Hated those dumb prick officers who looked like tanks, did CrossFit for PT instead of the stupid PT they made their peasants do, let themselves off early to do more PT, and then would still fall out of rucks and get lost AF on every field training exercise.
Originally Posted By DoYouEvenNEM⏩
Real life isn't Call of Duty 16 vs 16 or whatever the server limit is. Such 'elite forces' would disappear within days of a real conflict or lose their relevancy fast.
I think they would just go back to their more traditional roles instead of every group basically being interchangeable. SEAL? Go backs to doing chit in the water. SF? Go back to training gorilla groups and unconventional warfare stuff. Ranger? All the things people think infantry does. Recon? Idk Recon? Infantry? Draw dicks on walls. Do what you do best. I don't think any special ops unit would be obsolete in a "real" war, they just wouldn't be the only ones seeing offensive missions.

It is baffling the Army got rid of the Asymmetric Warfare Group though.
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Originally Posted By AgRyan⏩
All those officers from the early '10s finally won and convinced the entire Army Crossfit creates super soldiers.

Hated those dumb prick officers who looked like tanks, did CrossFit for PT instead of the stupid PT they made their peasants do, let themselves off early to do more PT, and then would still fall out of rucks and get lost AF on every field training exercise.
interdasting

Army does litterally buy "mil-spec" plates from rogue now for pt LMAO

happy to see a strength component involved; not happy to see the military apply it.

We were all much better off just doing "calisthenics" and cardio then lifting on our own...
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Originally Posted By rectifryer⏩
interdasting

Army does litterally buy "mil-spec" plates from rogue now for pt LMAO

happy to see a strength component involved; not happy to see the military apply it.

We were all much better off just doing "calisthenics" and cardio then lifting on our own...
Yeah I hated PT when I was in, but lifting should always be done on your own time. I can only imagine all the dumb kids who are E5 at 21 because they joined at 17 giving terrible deadlift advice to everyone in their squad and the whole squad listening because they're dumb too.

If you really wanted a strength portion, body drag, pull-ups, lunges, etc would all be much more "combat relevant" and not as stupid.
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Originally Posted By AgRyan⏩
Yeah I hated PT when I was in, but lifting should always be done on your own time. I can only imagine all the dumb kids who are E5 at 21 because they joined at 17 giving terrible deadlift advice to everyone in their squad and the whole squad listening because they're dumb too.

If you really wanted a strength portion, body drag, pull-ups, lunges, etc would all be much more "combat relevant" and not as stupid.
Army says the new ACFT is to help prevent injuries.

They took studies of complaints during both I Iraq and Afghanistan and now have decided the ACFT is the way to go.

I mean good intention but I'm not really sure a Crossfit style workout is the way to go about it. Also I think the ACFT is likely to cause more injuries

The Army though does need a fitter army.

I mean if they want to prevent injuries maybe require Yoga time and massage time and require a Chiropractor
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Originally Posted By Dan916⏩
I went into Air Force recruiting office at almost 6'1" 212 and the recruiter told me im too fat lol. This was 10 years ago.
Originally Posted By iloveus⏩
Army says the new ACFT is to help prevent injuries.

They took studies of complaints during both I Iraq and Afghanistan and now have decided the ACFT is the way to go.

I mean good intention but I'm not really sure a Crossfit style workout is the way to go about it. Also I think the ACFT is likely to cause more injuries

The Army though does need a fitter army.

I mean if they want to prevent injuries maybe require Yoga time and massage time and require a Chiropractor
If the army wants to prevent injuries, then they need to:
-stop getting equipment from the lowest bidders. I bought half my own chit because army issue was donkey chit most of the time. Take my boots. Made by vibram. I got 3 pairs at BCT. 2 "normal" pairs and 1 winter pair. I was nearly 2 inches taller with them on and they weighed nearly 5 pounds each. But i cant tell you how many times i rolled my god damned ankles on a ruck march. Or just walking casually somewhere.

-Stop taking FUKKING FOREVER to make changes like with PT and PT tests. Push ups, sit ups and a 2 mile run is.....meh to get an idea of howin shapesomeone is. But the:
1.) push up is NOT a good measure of strength
2.)the sit up a good measure of core strength/endurance/stability
3.) A 2 mile run is a better indication, but IMO, the PT test should reflect what a soldier needs to accomplish under the worst circumstances. Like a ___ mile times ruck march with a load on their back, change the 2 mile run to a 2 mile run with obstacles to negotiate. Its WAY easier to adapt to running at a steady speed than it is to speeding up, slowing down, climbing this, negotiating this rope obstacle etc and then get back up to speed

-Stop lowering the standards for women but claiming you did no such thing all because of this horse chit 3rd wave feminism movement. You've already sullied the name of my Rangers and the Special Forces.

-Ax the automatic promotions for officers. We should have to earn them like the enlisted

-I dont have any idea of how to do this, but somehow, some way, please help your men overseas and keep their goddamned wives from cheating

-Do more to help the soldiers once they ETS. We still need help after the army (military in general) has emotionally fukked us up for life. Stop letting politicians ruin our healthcare even more
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Millennials are on their way out of youth. We need to worry about the military being staffed with zoomers.
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