Work from home brahs due to covid

How will you cope when you have to go back? Been over a year for me. A couple things I dont think I will be able to deal with:

traffic
morons in your face 8am on Monday morning (or any morning)
manager up your ass
no internet/pr0n to break up the day
no being able to chit in your own bathroom
no full custom coffee bar/nespresso machine
walk away from pc at 4pm and take a nap/hit the gym/play with dog

fuark brahs how can you go back after this?