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Thread: My thick monster cawk is throbbing, literally has a measurable pulse rn

post 1633334093 03-09-2021, 12:10 PM
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My thick monster cawk is throbbing, literally has a measurable pulse rn

It’s mean as fuk right now, and this is completely unprovoked. Feels like I OD’d on cialis or something. I can’t sit up from my desk because it will tear through my pants. I could hammer a nail into concrete. Just by flicking it, slinging it in a downward motion towards the nail

It’s constantly leaking precum, like a drooling animal, I’m constantly having to shove tissues down there.

Srs guys, I could shatter bullet proof glass right now if I ran info it at full speed

If I don’t do something soon, then idk what’s going to happen here..

post 1633334543 03-09-2021, 12:15 PM
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Congrats brah

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post 1633335343 03-09-2021, 12:23 PM
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your balls
are saggy?
post 1633336283 03-09-2021, 12:36 PM
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Originally Posted By Kiop⏩
your balls
are saggy?
There is a lot of activity going on in them, on the contrary. They’re quite swollen

post 1633336593 03-09-2021, 12:39 PM
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Originally Posted By exyl⏩
There is a lot of activity going on in them, on the contrary. They’re quite swollen

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post 1633338093 03-09-2021, 12:56 PM
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Well, then have a fap.
post 1633338233 03-09-2021, 12:58 PM
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Just read about a guy who got COVID and he got an erection for 3 hours and died. (SRS).

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post 1633338603 03-09-2021, 01:03 PM
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Originally Posted By Drew23⏩
Just read about a guy who got COVID and he got an erection for 3 hours and died. (SRS).

Good night sweet prince.
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post 1633338763 03-09-2021, 01:05 PM
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post 1633351493 03-09-2021, 03:40 PM
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Originally Posted By drew23⏩
just read about a guy who got covid and he got an erection for 3 hours and died. (srs).

Good night sweet prince.
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post 1633351563 03-09-2021, 03:41 PM
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pics or didnt happen
post 1633351893 03-09-2021, 03:46 PM
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post 1633351903 03-09-2021, 03:46 PM
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Originally Posted By navid93⏩
pics or didnt happen
this
post 1633351943 03-09-2021, 03:46 PM
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Originally Posted By Drew23⏩
Just read about a guy who got COVID and he got an erection for 3 hours and died. (SRS).

Good night sweet prince.
lmao
post 1633352323 03-09-2021, 03:51 PM
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Happened to me today boyo. Fapped and busted the biggest nut of my life. (srs)
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post 1633352513 03-09-2021, 03:53 PM
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No pics huh?
post 1633356263 03-09-2021, 04:44 PM
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Put your apple watch around your cock and get a heart rate measurement or i'm negging
post 1633360273 03-09-2021, 05:40 PM
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Where the fukk are the pics OP?
post 1633360573 03-09-2021, 05:44 PM
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ITT: OP discovers his penis is connected to his cardiovascular system, proceeds to put out an SOS about how horny he is to other gay dudes on the misc.
post 1633360863 03-09-2021, 05:49 PM
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Pics?
post 1633361033 03-09-2021, 05:52 PM
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Originally Posted By Km2019⏩
ITT: OP discovers his penis is connected to his cardiovascular system, proceeds to put out an SOS about how horny he is to other gay dudes on the misc.
Lmao all the pics comments
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post 1633361763 03-09-2021, 06:04 PM
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Originally Posted By DM28⏩
Lmao all the pics comments
Lmao of the strong lack of no homo ITT
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post 1633361963 03-09-2021, 06:07 PM
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This reminds me some yrs ago at work when we had a meeting at the end of the work day on a Friday. My Fwb was coming to visit for the weekend so I was really excited about that....out of nowhere I started daydreaming about her, and smashing her over the weekend. All of a sudden I got rock hard, and the meeting was almost over I was thinking oh god I hope everyone just leaves, and doesn't take forever where I have to finally get up with a huge boner.

So here I am with a huge boner in the conference room but hiding it under the table while the manager is talking, and I'm not paying attention just thinking please meeting be over. Finally the meeting is over, and everyone starts leaving but my seat was kind of near the exit door, and you can tell ppl are kind of wondering why I'm not leaving right away like them. I lean over to sort of cover my boner, and put my phone to my ear as if I have an important call incoming. At this stage precum is already leaking in my jeans I'm thinking oh god. Finally everyone leaves.


Thankfully, the bathroom is right next to the conference room I waddle to the bathroom with a boner, and pull up my fwb nudes, and go to town, and bust the biggest nut ever. I even let out loud moans and screamed a bit. As I was doing that someone came into the bathroom, but I'm pretty sure they just assumed I just took the biggest dump of my life.

I legit sounded like this for a little bit.






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