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» How do you pick up a woman in the gym?
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post 1633540583 03-11-2021, 06:15 PM
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How do you pick up a woman in the gym?

Was mirin' a woman in the gym two days ago, and I noticed in the mirror that she would look at me when I had my back turned doing my sets. She was working out with a friend, and it would have been difficult to not interrupt their workout, just to try for a number. One of the only places I have no idea how to talk to a woman. (Ded fkn Srs)
post 1633540673 03-11-2021, 06:16 PM
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Normal by doing cleans and snatches.
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post 1633540833 03-11-2021, 06:20 PM
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At the end of your Incline set launch your weights near her. Say hi when picking them up.



350% guaranteed she'll go weak at the knees due to the niagra falls between her legs.
post 1633540913 03-11-2021, 06:21 PM
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Wait til she leaves, follow her home then when she goes inside go through her bins to find some old mail or something with her name on it.
Find her on social media then wait til she goes out and posts a story at a bar that you recognize. Rock up to said bar and be like "Hey, I think you go to my gym". Profit
post 1633541023 03-11-2021, 06:24 PM
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Just leave them be. They don't want little Timmy's bothering them when they're trying to work out. If you must, just ask her for her cash app and shoot your shot that way
post 1633541133 03-11-2021, 06:26 PM
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Dated/ was engaged for 7 years to a girl I met at a gym.

Same thing as anywhere. Don't be a fkin autist, don't be creepy, and actually be interesting.



Or play law of averages and just ask if she wants to fuk...
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post 1633541473 03-11-2021, 06:33 PM
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The same way I would pick up a man.








By the waist
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Only talk to girls 5'7"+ crew
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post 1633541553 03-11-2021, 06:34 PM
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Lift with your legs.
post 1633541593 03-11-2021, 06:35 PM
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Originally Posted By nucleargnome
The same way I would pick up a man.








By the waist
When in doubt, whip it out?
post 1633541623 03-11-2021, 06:36 PM
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thought you were gay

at least you been shafted by the big green weenie
"If you don't vote for me you ain't black!" - Plantation Joe Biden

Wreck em
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post 1633541743 03-11-2021, 06:37 PM
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pick her up and depending on her weight, she could be my warm-up set or my PR

just lol if you go from ltc to htc for your workout
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post 1633541803 03-11-2021, 06:38 PM
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Just strike up conversation and get a reading on her, if it's good offer to grab drinks sometime. Profit?
post 1633541893 03-11-2021, 06:39 PM
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Originally Posted By cncman
thought you were gay

at least you been shafted by the big green weenie
The big green weenie makes everyone gay when it comes to jokes/trolling
post 1633542023 03-11-2021, 06:41 PM
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I’m sorry idk how to do this, only look at myself in da mirror
post 1633542163 03-11-2021, 06:42 PM
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Originally Posted By gmenfan40
How do you pick up a woman in the gym?
By the ankles
Still Cuckin On Four Fours, Wrapped In Four Voes
post 1633542533 03-11-2021, 06:47 PM
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Originally Posted By AlexxVann
Wait til she leaves, follow her home then when she goes inside go through her bins to find some old mail or something with her name on it.
Find her on social media then wait til she goes out and posts a story at a bar that you recognize. Rock up to said bar and be like "Hey, I think you go to my gym". Profit
Better yet, while you are in the gym go up to her and say "Hey, I think you go to my gym"
post 1633542603 03-11-2021, 06:48 PM
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post 1633542713 03-11-2021, 06:49 PM
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Originally Posted By IPoopStandingUp
when mine turn to c+j hbb
"If you don't vote for me you ain't black!" - Plantation Joe Biden

Wreck em
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Glory to Aubernia!
post 1633543183 03-11-2021, 06:55 PM
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After a hot one gets off the bike, go over and sniff the seat and tell her "Wow, good workout huh?"
In Hoots We Trust.
post 1633544153 03-11-2021, 07:07 PM
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Just walk up to her and say hi
post 1633545213 03-11-2021, 07:22 PM
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In for answers and advice
Originally Posted By Hutrapper
Dated/ was engaged for 7 years to a girl I met at a gym.

Same thing as anywhere. Don't be a fkin autist, don't be creepy, and actually be interesting.

Or play law of averages and just ask if she wants to fuk...
Mirin and hope inspiring
Originally Posted By lucrative
Better yet, while you are in the gym go up to her and say "Hey, I think you go to my gym"
fkn lmao. True miscer style
post 1633545403 03-11-2021, 07:24 PM
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Just Be Confident Bro.
post 1633545523 03-11-2021, 07:26 PM
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