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» Anyone else remember getting traumatized by hearing 1/both parents having sex?
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post 1633769663 03-14-2021, 07:34 PM
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Anyone else remember getting traumatized by hearing 1/both parents having sex?

Anyone suffer or enjoy hearing? Got traumatized by it? Got bullied because of it because friends heard too?

I imagine it's far more common than is normally discussed
post 1633770543 03-14-2021, 07:49 PM
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Anyone secretly get turned on by it?
post 1633771123 03-14-2021, 08:00 PM
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i loved it.

just lol if you didn't get off to your dad making your mum squeal like a pig out to slaughter.
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post 1633771783 03-14-2021, 08:13 PM
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I remember the first time I made OP's Mom scream and curse like a sailer.

I wasn't traumatized at all, but she did say some crazy stuff.
post 1633771803 03-14-2021, 08:14 PM
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By todays dysfunction standards that would be the best trauma one could experience.
post 1633772023 03-14-2021, 08:18 PM
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Originally Posted By DarthCholo
By todays dysfunction standards that would be the best trauma one could experience.
lol imagine how much worse it is for all the children of single moms who invite a different tinder Chad every week to loudly slam her holes and choke her
post 1633773423 03-14-2021, 08:41 PM
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luckily never experienced it

i prob would have gone off on them. dead srs
post 1633773503 03-14-2021, 08:43 PM
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My son just walked in on my wife and I 69’ing the other night
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post 1633775463 03-14-2021, 09:15 PM
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken
lol imagine how much worse it is for all the children of single moms who invite a different tinder Chad every week to loudly slam her holes and choke her
Legit lol’d lmao repped. We need more empowered single moms srs
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post 1633775863 03-14-2021, 09:22 PM
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post 1633779213 03-14-2021, 10:30 PM
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I thought they were just having a tickle fight. srs.
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post 1633779913 03-14-2021, 10:42 PM
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Originally Posted By gayindian
My uncle and his "friend" lived in a far away village, about a 2 day donkey ride to our town. So they would stay the night on holidays. I used to here him and his friend doing man things and it made my little dicklet hard
Was the donkey involved?
Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken
lol imagine how much worse it is for all the children of single moms who invite a different tinder Chad every week to loudly slam her holes and choke her
Buddy I had back in the day. His father was a truck driver and they had the driveway made so you could park a tractor and trailer in it. His dad came home about every other week, but there was almost always a different truck in the driveway every night his dad wasn't home. Know him to this day, and although he turned out okay he has had serious relationship issues as he's never had any real long term relationships or ever been married.
post 1633780473 03-14-2021, 10:51 PM
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I wasnt bothered I just went to a different area of the house or outside.
post 1633780703 03-14-2021, 10:55 PM
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Better they do it than not
post 1633780723 03-14-2021, 10:56 PM
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ur momma gotta have a life too OP


post 1633781433 03-14-2021, 11:11 PM
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no but I remember the sound my Dad's hand made when it slapped against my mother's face.

now that's trauma.
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post 1633781613 03-14-2021, 11:15 PM
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Originally Posted By 5x10
My son just walked in on my wife and I 69’ing the other night
did he join in like in the movies?
post 1633782333 03-14-2021, 11:31 PM
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Totally, OP. When I was a kid I heard my dad and sister having sex - scarred to this day
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Originally Posted By DarthCholo
By todays dysfunction standards that would be the best trauma one could experience.
Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken
lol imagine how much worse it is for all the children of single moms who invite a different tinder Chad every week to loudly slam her holes and choke her
exactly!!!
post 1633783093 03-14-2021, 11:46 PM
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Originally Posted By DandyDink
i loved it.

just lol if you didn't get off to your dad making your mum squeal like a pig out to slaughter.
what the hell
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my parents didn't have sex lol

yes their marriage was terrible
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post 1633783153 03-14-2021, 11:47 PM
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Originally Posted By me12inch
ur momma gotta have a life too OP


lmao
that scene made me want to get with a skinny black milf when I saw it as a kid
still do
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post 1633784083 03-15-2021, 12:08 AM
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Originally Posted By xbluexhawkx
my parents didn't have sex lol

yes their marriage was terrible
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Originally Posted By 5x10
My son just walked in on my wife and I 69’ing the other night
"Proud dad"




Strong. Got a lock on that door?
Originally Posted By wagtail
no but I remember the sound my Dad's hand made when it slapped against my mother's face.

now that's trauma.
Sorry but I lol'd. Hang in there brah.
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken
lol imagine how much worse it is for all the children of single moms who invite a different tinder Chad every week to loudly slam her holes and choke her
This was my life for like 3 months when parents had a trial seperation thing. Was so embarrassed because my friends teased me like crazy because my mom was already called a "milf"
post 1633786363 03-15-2021, 01:10 AM
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Op's mom is actually decent looking
post 1633790233 03-15-2021, 03:34 AM
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Fkn lmao at not having 2 dads and leather outfits hangin on the wall.
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Originally Posted By me12inch
ur momma gotta have a life too OP


Lmao what movie was that again??
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