now stop imagining


Spoiler!

patrick collison is known to be THE most hung guy in hollywood, possibly one of the biggest in the world. his cock has been described as "like an evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival shane diesel and shorty mac. im estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. he would have absolutely destroyed john collison's pussy.

they would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting himself wet enough just so he can take it. i can just imagine him begging for it, with patrick barely able to force it past the knob, and collison moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. he would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to his cervix.. the orgasm would have been powerful, with his angus muscles clamping down on patricks throbbing monstrosity, his whole body quivering in euphoria..

i bet he still masturbates to the memory of it

You could give those guys eternal youth and 10 000 years of fighting training and they still wouldn't stand a chance against an average athletic man. They are practically women

I think it’s funny when people use net worth as the ultimate mog.

Where do you think the stereotype of the rich lawyer/business dude’s wife sleeping with the pool boy came from?

Financial freedom is a wonderful thing but thinking it eliminates you from getting fitmogged is simply incorrect.

Trophy wives always go for the pool boys, poor musicians, firefighters, whatever.

Nobody cares if you’re a rich tech startup dude; look at Zuck’s wife.

those aren't soyboys srs.

Those soyboys get mogged by this Gigapajeet

dont care they look like beta soyo cucks