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Thread: How do you groom 'The Boys in The Basement'?

post 1634017053 03-17-2021, 08:46 PM
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How do you groom 'The Boys in The Basement'?

1. Razor is out of the question.

I've tried different ways, they all lead to harm to my junk: nicks, burns, cuts

Clippers are great but the metal gets hot, also don't cut close enough with a guard.

I just tried a MicroTouch, that nicked my stuff a couple times.

Starting to think one of those foil electric shavers might be the solution?
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post 1634017333 03-17-2021, 08:51 PM
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works like a charm

no nicks, doesnt get hot, you can even use it in the shower
post 1634017413 03-17-2021, 08:52 PM
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Ask your dad to do it while in the shower. He's got a gentle touch
Thanks for your input, you frauding fat slampig-Sirfapsalot '20

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post 1634018033 03-17-2021, 09:00 PM
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Is this code for showering with your dad?!??!
Your schtick sucks and it screams insecurity.
post 1634018333 03-17-2021, 09:04 PM
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normal hair clipper with maybe 3mm (1)
Splitting wigs and busting cheeks™
post 1634021993 03-17-2021, 10:16 PM
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are you asking for ur uncle
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post 1634022973 03-17-2021, 10:35 PM
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I researched this heavily after my older wahl trimmers got to gross to pull double duty on the face and balls/but/crack/shaft.

Philips norelco bodygroom 3500 is the move

Rechargable. Comes with a handle for shaving back.

Would recommend for ball use. I have not cut my self with it yet at all.. Nick free. FTW
post 1634023673 03-17-2021, 10:48 PM
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Originally Posted By ChrisLS8⏩
Ask your dad to do it while in the shower. He's got a gentle touch
Hell, they could take turns doing it to each other.
post 1634023883 03-17-2021, 10:51 PM
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Seconding Philips Bodygroom. I own it and it's arrite.
Disposable woman's razor and shaving cream for shaft and balls.
I know genitals supposed to be clean and smooth, but I have no idea how to trim bodyhair around and the pubes lol
post 1634023943 03-17-2021, 10:52 PM
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I’m sure your dad can help with that in the shower u *******
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post 1634024023 03-17-2021, 10:54 PM
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i don't think you have to worry about this
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post 1634024453 03-17-2021, 11:02 PM
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Originally Posted By xbluexhawkx⏩
i don't think you have to worry about this
Imagine grooming your twig n berries just for no women to ever see it
Thanks for your input, you frauding fat slampig-Sirfapsalot '20

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