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post 1634425043 03-23-2021, 08:51 AM
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Michael Jackson ARRESTED for breaking lockdown rules (UK)



Michael Jackson was arrested for breaking covid lockdown rules, trying to bring some joy to the town of Morecambe, England with classics such as Billy Jean and Dirty Diana.

He was taken 30 miles away to Blackpool Police Station, detained for 6 hours and charged with a section 5 public order offence. He was also fined £90.

"It's madness" blubbered MJ "It's such a dark time for everyone. What harm is a song and a dance?" he also complained about the aggression of the Police "The heavy handed nature of my arrest was truly shocking. I felt violated. They grabbed me in places no man should be grabbed and openly mocked me in the Station. They need to take a long hard look at the man in the mirror"
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post 1634425153 03-23-2021, 08:53 AM
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His pronouns are He/Hee
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Originally Posted By LtGoose
His pronouns are He/Hee
lmao


But what did he actually do? Just sing in public?
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post 1634425303 03-23-2021, 08:54 AM
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Originally Posted By LtGoose
His pronouns are He/Hee
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post 1634425433 03-23-2021, 08:57 AM
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those same officers that are just 'following orders' will b the same ones shooting people on sight in 2050 for breaking curfew... clown world boyos
post 1634425743 03-23-2021, 09:01 AM
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he’s bad. he’s bad. really really bad
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guess he found out what it feels like to be grabbed and molested huh? lol
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When he saw the cops he tried to Beat It and the chase was a real Thriller and quite Off the Wall but he was breaking the rules and was stupid to be so obviously dressed, not a Smooth Criminal at all. When he gets out he'll need to take a good look at The Man in the Mirror and will probably still feed Bad enough that he'll tweet something angry like They Don't Care About Us.
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Leave MJ alone!
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Originally Posted By ninetynine8
those same officers that are just 'following orders' will b the same ones shooting people on sight in 2050 for breaking curfew... clown world boyos
This

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All that for him dancing alone without anyone in a 30 foot radius?
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he couldve moon
walked away.
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for a virus with a 99.8% survival rate
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Originally Posted By ninetynine8
those same officers that are just 'following orders' will b the same ones shooting people on sight in 2050 for breaking curfew... clown world boyos
This. And it's not hyperbole or sarcasm, it's just truth. There are seriously dark times coming.
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Trend-setting mofukka was adhering to mask mandates before it was cool...



Shame he never socially distanced from those kids.
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Originally Posted By LtGoose
His pronouns are He/Hee
fkn ayyyyyyyylmao

I was really expecting him to moonwalk and dance his way out of that one. What a disappointment.
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