Thread: Is soccer a talentless sport?
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Is soccer a talentless sport?
All you have to be able to do is have cardio endurance, other than that a 5 year old can kick a ball on the floor.
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You have to be a good actor. Who can flop the best
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Originally Posted By Bigdumogre⏩
Best hit the treadmill then *******, because it's free money by your logic.All you have to be able to do is have cardio endurance, other than that a 5 year old can kick a ball on the floor.

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Originally Posted By p7nk⏩
Hockey gotta learn to ice skateyou can literally say that about all sports.
Football gotta learn to catch and throw a football
Baseball hitting a ball with a bat at 100mph
Basketball gotta learn to dribble and shoot
All those take practice and skill but anyone can kick a round ball.
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Originally Posted By AverageKenneth⏩
Kardashians make more for shaking their asses so money does not equal skillBest hit the treadmill then *******, because it's free money by your logic.


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Lmao no. Easier said than done. Try dribbling the ball or volleying a ball from 30 yards or heading a football without fukin up.
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Originally Posted By Amleben⏩
Woods was still the highest paid golfer last year (2019 Master's win for you), only made $62 mil.where tf are the golfers on that list??
Originally Posted By Bigdumogre⏩
If you record yourself doing this and post it I'll paypal you $100. Srs. Should take you 5 minutes if its that easy.Kardashians make more for shaking their asses so money does not equal skill
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Football is incredibly skilled at the highest level, and because of its world wide appeal it also attracts some of the best talent.
I'll leave it there since this is 350% a troll thread
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Originally Posted By TheBrentmeister⏩
LMAO, bet the kunt can't even do five keepy ups.Lmao no. Easier said than done. Try dribbling the ball or volleying a ball from 30 yards or heading a football without fukin up.
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Originally Posted By AverageKenneth⏩
I’ll double down on this and PayPal you too. Ded fkn Srs.If you record yourself doing this and post it I'll paypal you $100. Srs. Should take you 5 minutes if its that easy.
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and whoever is the best actor
nah srs tho, soccer is a hard sport. if it was as easy as you say, Americans would probably be the best since they tend to have the best athletes.
In the UK you have kids scouted out as early as 8 years old to go to club academies and training camps based on their talent and their knack for the game. Dribbling and kicking a soccer ball is harder than throwing a football or dribbling a basketball. Requires a good amount of footwork, skill and accuracy, plus add defenders on top of that and having the IQ to anticipate and make good reads and passes.
- brb american football all you need is to musclemax or runmaxx (or throw a football)
- brb basketball all you need to do is throw the ball into the hoop
- brb hockey just learn to skate and how to handle a stick
soccer at the highest levels absolutely takes a lot of skill, even the average starter player in say the EPL is really skilled.
nah srs tho, soccer is a hard sport. if it was as easy as you say, Americans would probably be the best since they tend to have the best athletes.
In the UK you have kids scouted out as early as 8 years old to go to club academies and training camps based on their talent and their knack for the game. Dribbling and kicking a soccer ball is harder than throwing a football or dribbling a basketball. Requires a good amount of footwork, skill and accuracy, plus add defenders on top of that and having the IQ to anticipate and make good reads and passes.
- brb american football all you need is to musclemax or runmaxx (or throw a football)
- brb basketball all you need to do is throw the ball into the hoop
- brb hockey just learn to skate and how to handle a stick
soccer at the highest levels absolutely takes a lot of skill, even the average starter player in say the EPL is really skilled.
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Originally Posted By AverageKenneth⏩
That’s not soccer. Those are circus actsWoods was still the highest paid golfer last year (2019 Master's win for you), only made $62 mil.
If you record yourself doing this and post it I'll paypal you $100. Srs. Should take you 5 minutes if its that easy.
If you record yourself doing this and post it I'll paypal you $100. Srs. Should take you 5 minutes if its that easy.
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Originally Posted By AverageKenneth⏩
To be fair juggling skills have no bearing on how well someone can actually play. 99% of soccer is basic ball movement/keep away and setup in front of the goal. There are guys who can do that juggling footwork bs all day long and still get absolute smoked on the pitch.Woods was still the highest paid golfer last year (2019 Master's win for you), only made $62 mil.
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Originally Posted By sooby⏩
I had a friend from England in elementary school who was dead set on becoming a pro footballer in England. His dad was a coach and a soccer analyst on TSN when it first came out. He was ridiculously good and just light years ahead of every kid his age. He literally dedicated his entire life to getting better at soccer and from what I heard he only ever made it to the league that's still one or two levels below the EPL.soccer at the highest levels absolutely takes a lot of skill, even the average starter player in say the EPL is really skilled.
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Playing hackysack with the ball = playing soccer? That atleast takes some skill, kicking a ball doesn’t.
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are you trolling or are you really that dumb?
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Ya it takes a lot more skill to be incredibly fat and run into another incredibly fat man
Such skillful
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I've always viewed team sports as a gigantic distraction to keep the pleb masses entertained while the elite run off to the bank and make all the money. It also really does bring out basic, defunct and obsolete evolutionary impulses in people, so at least it's entertaining and interesting to observe human behaviour from that angle. Imagine wanting to physically attack and cause harm to another human being because they support a different tribe than you - in 2021. Absolutely pathetic.
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Sure OP, upload videos of you doing this plz...
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Go see a professional match in person if you can. You’ll see how fast-paced and aggressive it is. A lot of the famous players that dive do it because they normally get the roughest tackles for being big-names and having the best skill w/the ball (a lot of obvious exceptions).
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Ever accidentally hit your shin on something while walking? Imagine that at high speed and force.
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