Log In

Your email is not your username

Register

If you were a member of the old Bodybuilding.com forums and would like to reuse your previous username, you can request it below. We use your email only for registration and do not store it. For more information, please see our Privacy Policy.

Confirm your email

A registration code was sent to your email. Enter it here.

Welcome

You have successfully setup your account.

Sign in

Quick Navigation Bottom Misc
Forum » Just spent the last hour trying not to chit myself in a meeting.
  1. Results 1 to 19 of 19
  2. Page 1 of 1

Thread: Just spent the last hour trying not to chit myself in a meeting.

post 1634525483 03-24-2021, 12:14 PM
-
#1
  1. badbl00d
  2. Registered User
  1. badbl00d
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Jul 2015
  4. Age: 44
  5. Posts: 42,044
  6. Rep Power: 363602

Just spent the last hour trying not to chit myself in a meeting.

Have a meeting with rep on behalf of a company we're doing business with, and I decide to eat my wifes famous bean soup. I thought I'd be fine...First half hour goes by fine. Around the 40 minute mark the stomach starts a bubblin. Ok, clinch butthole, take deep breaths you're gonna make it. 50 minutes kick in and the meat and potatoes of the meeting is over and we're just kind of shooting the chit, getting to know each other better. Hour mark hits and I'm hurting...Letting out the little whispy farts to alleviate the pressure, and this motherfuker wants to talk more. So we end things, and I'm walking him out and he wants to continue talking and at this point I'm kind of leaning on my intestines at this point. He finally leaves, and I jet off to the bathroom to take a high test dump of the gods.
No man is your friend
No man is your enemy
Every man is your teacher

Black Crew
Lol @ Tradies Srs
AP4 crew
post 1634526023 03-24-2021, 12:23 PM
-
#2
  1. Jms89
  2. Oh, i like that
  1. Jms89
  2. Oh, i like that
  3. Join Date: May 2012
  4. Location: United States
  5. Age: 37
  6. Posts: 13,070
  7. Rep Power: 42129
Been there before brah....but with taco bell. Never had to chit so bad in my life. That high T dump felt better than sex with Beyonce no homo.
This fool's running a Honda 2000
O|||||||O Misc Jeep Crew O|||||||O
30 Year Old Boomer Crew
Just lol at officels *Tradie Crew*
Grumpy Old Married Guy Crew
post 1634526323 03-24-2021, 12:25 PM
-
#3
  1. Voidgaze
  2. Real Azz Misca'
  1. Voidgaze
  2. Real Azz Misca'
  3. Join Date: Feb 2018
  4. Location: Texas, United States
  5. Posts: 54,578
  6. Rep Power: 603960
Lol.

Glad your angus survived.

"High test dump of the gods" Lmao
post 1634526503 03-24-2021, 12:27 PM
-
#4
  1. Jaydawg08
  2. Registered User
  1. Jaydawg08
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Apr 2014
  4. Age: 37
  5. Posts: 23,502
  6. Rep Power: 133988
Worst feeling in the world. Hate that "I gotta take a CHHHHIIIIITTTTTT!!!!" feeling and people are either in your way or you gotta clench that butthole
post 1634526833 03-24-2021, 12:31 PM
-
#5
  1. stupid000
  2. Registered User
  1. stupid000
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Jan 2020
  4. Age: 56
  5. Posts: 8,683
  6. Subscribers: 1
  7. Rep Power: 94249
Did your poop try to talk to you too?
post 1634527013 03-24-2021, 12:32 PM
-
#6
  1. badbl00d
  2. Registered User
  1. badbl00d
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Jul 2015
  4. Age: 44
  5. Posts: 42,044
  6. Rep Power: 363602
Originally Posted By Jms89⏩
Been there before brah....but with taco bell. Never had to chit so bad in my life. That high T dump felt better than sex with Beyonce no homo.
I know they heard me yell out in pure pleasure. It was better than cooming srs.
Originally Posted By Voidgaze⏩
Lol.

Glad your angus survived.

"High test dump of the gods" Lmao
It was touch and go for a minute, but my angus pulled through.
Originally Posted By Jaydawg08⏩
Worst feeling in the world. Hate that "I gotta take a CHHHHIIIIITTTTTT!!!!" feeling and people are either in your way or you gotta clench that butthole
bro I full on sprinted to the bathroom...They knew to get the fuk outta my way or they were gonna end up getting the Terry Tate treatment.
No man is your friend
No man is your enemy
Every man is your teacher

Black Crew
Lol @ Tradies Srs
AP4 crew
post 1634527163 03-24-2021, 12:34 PM
-
#7
  1. Thunderpants
  2. Registered User
  1. Thunderpants
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Sep 2010
  4. Posts: 6,537
  5. Rep Power: 172595
You’re lucky you didn’t produce a chocolate rooster tail and ruin the PowerPoint presentation
post 1634527233 03-24-2021, 12:34 PM
-
#8
  1. sg1976
  2. NandBroLone
  1. sg1976
  2. NandBroLone
  3. Join Date: Mar 2014
  4. Posts: 29,435
  5. Rep Power: 218658
Originally Posted By badbl00d⏩
Have a meeting with rep on behalf of a company we're doing business with, and I decide to eat my wifes famous bean soup. I thought I'd be fine...First half hour goes by fine. Around the 40 minute mark the stomach starts a bubblin. Ok, clinch butthole, take deep breaths you're gonna make it. 50 minutes kick in and the meat and potatoes of the meeting is over and we're just kind of shooting the chit, getting to know each other better. Hour mark hits and I'm hurting...Letting out the little whispy farts to alleviate the pressure, and this motherfuker wants to talk more. So we end things, and I'm walking him out and he wants to continue talking and at this point I'm kind of leaning on my intestines at this point. He finally leaves, and I jet off to the bathroom to take a high test dump of the gods.
I thought bean soup was a white person thing. She Caucasian? Does she put ham in it?
Mother north, united we stand, together we walk
Phantom north, I'll be there when you hunt them down.

Absolutely Love This For You! ❤️💕

Take America Back Again!

Verified 37 Going on 60
Verified Fat Boy
post 1634527303 03-24-2021, 12:36 PM
-
#9
  1. Jaydawg08
  2. Registered User
  1. Jaydawg08
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Apr 2014
  4. Age: 37
  5. Posts: 23,502
  6. Rep Power: 133988
Originally Posted By sg1976⏩
I thought bean soup was a white person thing. She Caucasian? Does she put ham in it?
Yeah badblood.. do you have a nubian queen or a PAWG?

post 1634527363 03-24-2021, 12:37 PM
-
#10
  1. Procta
  1. Procta
  3. Join Date: Feb 2006
  4. Location: Jacksonville, Florida, United States
  5. Posts: 132,712
  6. Subscribers: 8
  7. Rep Power: 1750729
home cooking last night got ya?
Subscribe for extra premium content (no noodz sorry guys)
post 1634527463 03-24-2021, 12:38 PM
-
#11
  1. MetroBrah
  1. MetroBrah
  3. Join Date: Mar 2010
  4. Posts: 60,357
  5. Subscribers: 3
  6. Rep Power: 490957
lmaooo know this feel all too well
post 1634527493 03-24-2021, 12:39 PM
-
#12
  1. Vexidi
  2. ( . )( . )
  1. Vexidi
  2. ( . )( . )
  3. Join Date: Mar 2012
  4. Location: Texas, United States
  5. Age: 48
  6. Posts: 37,351
  7. Rep Power: 459730
tfw you finally make it to the can and the chocolate demon exits with such velocity that your feet come up off the floor and you start speaking in tongues

post 1634527943 03-24-2021, 12:46 PM
-
#13
  1. PTzFree
  2. Sarcastic Sage
  1. PTzFree
  2. Sarcastic Sage
  3. Join Date: Mar 2010
  4. Location: United States
  5. Posts: 7,402
  6. Rep Power: 69078
I can quasi empathize.

I was once in a post-lunch meeting with a design company presenting us with magazine template concepts. I had to get up halfway through to take an emergency sh*t. It was one of those ones where you feel your soul leaving your body, your as$hole hurts, and you're never quite sure you're finished. Ended up taking the entire remainder of the meeting. Super embarrassing and did not look good from a performance stand point.
AP7 Crew
Rogue Home Gym Crew
Officecel Crew
Motorcycle Crew

“When you want to succeed as bad as you want to breathe, then you'll be successful.”
― Eric Thomas, The Secret to Success
post 1634529143 03-24-2021, 01:01 PM
-
#14
  1. badbl00d
  2. Registered User
  1. badbl00d
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Jul 2015
  4. Age: 44
  5. Posts: 42,044
  6. Rep Power: 363602
Originally Posted By Jaydawg08⏩
Yeah badblood.. do you have a nubian queen or a PAWG?

Lmfao you know my wife is Hungarian.
Originally Posted By sg1976⏩
I thought bean soup was a white person thing. She Caucasian? Does she put ham in it?
Yep. She puts pork neck in it with Beans, carrots, onions, red/green peppers and romaine lettuce. Even cooks up extra bacon to add.
No man is your friend
No man is your enemy
Every man is your teacher

Black Crew
Lol @ Tradies Srs
AP4 crew
post 1634529643 03-24-2021, 01:06 PM
-
#15
  1. aceroa
  2. Aztec Warrior
  1. aceroa
  2. Aztec Warrior
  3. Join Date: May 2012
  4. Location: Cuidad Azteca, Mexico
  5. Posts: 8,830
  6. Rep Power: 31816
Yep I've had that happen before.

It's always super risky letting those farts out. You never know what might come out lol.
Mexican Crew
post 1634529833 03-24-2021, 01:09 PM
-
#16
  1. badbl00d
  2. Registered User
  1. badbl00d
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Jul 2015
  4. Age: 44
  5. Posts: 42,044
  6. Rep Power: 363602
Originally Posted By Vexidi⏩
tfw you finally make it to the can and the chocolate demon exits with such velocity that your feet come up off the floor and you start speaking in tongues

feet did not come off the ground but eyes did cross, and I let out a similar sound. I might have to go home and jump right in the shower just to cleanse myself and reflect.
Originally Posted By PTzFree⏩
I can quasi empathize.

I was once in a post-lunch meeting with a design company presenting us with magazine template concepts. I had to get up halfway through to take an emergency sh*t. It was one of those ones where you feel your soul leaving your body, your as$hole hurts, and you're never quite sure you're finished. Ended up taking the entire remainder of the meeting. Super embarrassing and did not look good from a performance stand point.
Bro I looked down in the toilet and it was like an exact mock up of my intestines. Long, circling the bowl, and uniform in shape. Can also confirm my butt is on fire.
No man is your friend
No man is your enemy
Every man is your teacher

Black Crew
Lol @ Tradies Srs
AP4 crew
post 1634529893 03-24-2021, 01:10 PM
-
#17
  1. badbl00d
  2. Registered User
  1. badbl00d
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Jul 2015
  4. Age: 44
  5. Posts: 42,044
  6. Rep Power: 363602
Originally Posted By aceroa⏩
Yep I've had that happen before.

It's always super risky letting those farts out. You never know what might come out lol.
I was actually getting to the point where I was prepared to shart. I would have just taken off my underwear, cleaned up, rinsed my underwear off and freeballed the rest of the day.
No man is your friend
No man is your enemy
Every man is your teacher

Black Crew
Lol @ Tradies Srs
AP4 crew
post 1634530393 03-24-2021, 01:16 PM
-
#18
  1. jtaylor2010
  1. jtaylor2010
  3. Join Date: Mar 2010
  4. Location: United States
  5. Posts: 33,185
  6. Rep Power: 441422
Originally Posted By aceroa⏩
Yep I've had that happen before.

It's always super risky letting those farts out. You never know what might come out lol.
This. Brave as hell trusting your butthole with being the gatekeeper in that situation. One of the worst things ever, even worse than being in a long road when you don’t know how long you can make it or where the next bathroom is. At least then you’re all alone. In social situations you have all of that discomfort, except you’re trying to interact in a normal way when up to 85% up brain resources are assigned to making sure you don’t sh!t your pants in front of everyone.
post 1634530923 03-24-2021, 01:23 PM
-
#19
  1. Jaydawg08
  2. Registered User
  1. Jaydawg08
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Apr 2014
  4. Age: 37
  5. Posts: 23,502
  6. Rep Power: 133988
Originally Posted By badbl00d⏩
Lmfao you know my wife is Hungarian.
I'm messing with you

Quick Navigation Top Misc
Bookmarks
Digg.com
Digg
del.icio.us
del.icio.us
Stumbleupon.com
StumbleUpon
Google.com
Google
Facebook.com
Facebook
Posting Permissions
  1. You may not post new threads
  2. You may not post replies
  3. You may not post attachments
  4. You may not edit your posts