My job is very lefty blue pill simp and all the people there are talking about their experiences getting vaccinated. How long the wait was, side effects, etc.

I may eventually get it, but I'm waiting. I already have a mild case of Tourette Syndrome and I don't want to risk it just yet. The odds that it will make my condition worse are slim, but real. If I let them know I didn't get it yet they will nag me, and I never tell anyone of the Tourrette's, especially since the medication I'm on eliminates 90% of my tics and I can pretty much pass for normal these days.

People have said they had a headache a few hours later, some have said they didn't have any side effects. One guy said he was extra thirsty for a few hours after and another guy said his wife's vision was blurry for about an hour. My sister has heard reports of people starting to wet the bed after they got the shots, but these are all rare side effects.

If they bring it up next week, I plan on saying I got the 'one and done' shot by Johnson & Johnson at my local CVS on the 25th and claim the injection site was sore, but no side effects. That's only if they want to know if I've gotten it yet, which they keep asking everyone there and bringing it up to see who is holding out.

What else would you guys say if you were pretending to have gotten the vaccine?

Honestly I’d be loud and proud that I was the only one of them not dumb enough to do this for a fad to show my virtue.

And then you'd make it awkward AF with the people you have to spend 8 hours a day with, 5 days a week.