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Thread: I'm a father now

post 1634776603 03-27-2021, 03:45 PM
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I'm a father now

A few hours ago m'lady gave birth to our twin boys. Biggest one weighed just over 1700g, the smallest one weighed just over 1500g.
I have always wanted to become a tampon. My dream is to be inserted into a woman's chamber of love and absorb her lady juices.

My gyno surgery video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Td12mDeyVH8
post 1634776673 03-27-2021, 03:46 PM
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Awesome, twins too! Congrats
Das not it mayne.
post 1634776753 03-27-2021, 03:48 PM
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So about the size of 7 chicken breasts?
post 1634776763 03-27-2021, 03:48 PM
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Awesome, twins too! Congrats
post 1634776783 03-27-2021, 03:48 PM
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Awesome, twins too! Congrats
post 1634776813 03-27-2021, 03:48 PM
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how long were they? this is the misc height matters.
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post 1634776833 03-27-2021, 03:49 PM
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Hey Op! post in here —>

https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showt...hp?t=179935903
post 1634776963 03-27-2021, 03:50 PM
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when those baby checks and benefits start coming in.....

post 1634777273 03-27-2021, 03:54 PM
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Congrats man. Total life changer. And two boys will be fun to deal with once they can run around!

Look forward to teaching them how to throw balls, wrestle and ride bikes like maniacs.
post 1634777723 03-27-2021, 03:59 PM
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Congrats bro. Got 3 kids myself. Did you watch em pop out I did and got damn was it a weird experience on the first go. Like your excited happy but sick at the same time lmao.
post 1634781443 03-27-2021, 04:55 PM
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Congrats man!

Can you still breast feed after your surgery, or no?
Damn
post 1634781743 03-27-2021, 04:59 PM
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post 1634781853 03-27-2021, 05:00 PM
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Originally Posted By Anorexilla⏩
A few hours ago m'lady gave birth to our twin boys. Biggest one weighed just over 1700g, the smallest one weighed just over 1500g.
Congratulations
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post 1634781893 03-27-2021, 05:01 PM
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Congratulations OP!

Also check out Babynames.com
post 1634781903 03-27-2021, 05:01 PM
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Congrats opie, what did you name them?
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post 1634782033 03-27-2021, 05:03 PM
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Originally Posted By Jandels⏩
Congrats man!

Can you still breast feed after your surgery, or no?
Rofl

I’ve got nipples Greg, could you milk me?
post 1634782943 03-27-2021, 05:18 PM
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congrats
enjoy the rest while you still can
post 1634783453 03-27-2021, 05:24 PM
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post 1634783603 03-27-2021, 05:27 PM
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post 1634784993 03-27-2021, 05:45 PM
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Thanks everyone. Just changed the first diapers of my life.
I have always wanted to become a tampon. My dream is to be inserted into a woman's chamber of love and absorb her lady juices.

My gyno surgery video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Td12mDeyVH8
post 1634786993 03-27-2021, 06:13 PM
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Congrats bro. Enjoy no sleep for the 1st years of your kid's lives.
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post 1634788093 03-27-2021, 06:31 PM
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So who's actually the father?
post 1634788283 03-27-2021, 06:34 PM
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Congratulations!

Those are some small babbies.
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post 1634788863 03-27-2021, 06:41 PM
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FL > PA
post 1634789073 03-27-2021, 06:45 PM
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Congrats OP!
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post 1634789283 03-27-2021, 06:48 PM
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Congrats. Teach them to be strong.
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post 1634789413 03-27-2021, 06:49 PM
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Comgrats brah


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post 1634789693 03-27-2021, 06:53 PM
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Nice, congrats OP

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