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Forum ยป IS IT ALPHA TO NOT FLUSH YOUR #2s IN PUBLIC RESTROOMS?
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Thread: IS IT ALPHA TO NOT FLUSH YOUR #2s IN PUBLIC RESTROOMS?

post 1635113303 03-31-2021, 05:06 PM
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IS IT ALPHA TO NOT FLUSH YOUR #2s IN PUBLIC RESTROOMS?

So for the last 3 months, I have been leaving my poops un-flushed in every public restroom...primarily my work restroom. There is nothing better than making eye contact with the beta who walks in after you as you walk out from a single stall restroom and assert your dominance by forcing him to look and smell your digested and partially undigested food wastes. The best part is I don't even wipe so the entirety of the turd can be appreciated by the unsuspecting victim. I can't help but giggle as I hear the toilet flushing on my way out, knowing I just cucked the beta who's about to plop down on that toilet seat that I just left my brown baby batter in.
post 1635113453 03-31-2021, 05:08 PM
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Not wiping has nothing with the way the turd looks you idiot.
post 1635113553 03-31-2021, 05:09 PM
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The true Alpha shits in the sink and smiles when his co-workers walk in.
BORN: 6/15/2006 DIED: 5/31/2021

I'll misc you, brahs!
post 1635113603 03-31-2021, 05:10 PM
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Originally Posted By LethalGunz34⏩
Not wiping has nothing with the way the turd looks you idiot.
The toilet paper covers the poop if you wipe brah
post 1635113643 03-31-2021, 05:11 PM
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absolutely schittening
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
post 1635113703 03-31-2021, 05:11 PM
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Originally Posted By PassiveLearner⏩
The true Alpha shits in the sink and smiles when his co-workers walk in.
Not sure if I am that alpha yet....Maybe I'll work up the courage eventually
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