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Thread: Pissing at night with an erection is harder than physics srs.

post 1635215953 04-01-2021, 08:55 PM
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Pissing at night with an erection is harder than physics srs.

I wake up every morning with piss on the bathroom floor, and it's starting smell. When I wake up in the middle of the night I'm in a semi-conscious state. This state negatively affects my cawks aim. My enlarged prostate in combo with my hardened cawk makes my stream super inconsistent; and results in spurts of piss with random cessation of said piss, which lands on the floor. Almost slipped last night on my own piss. I could just sit down but my erection would drag against the bowl and I don't want to cause any more pain to my delicate cawk.

Any other bph /big cawk *******s with this issue. sucks.

Why lift when it's all about the jawline ©
post 1635216713 04-01-2021, 09:05 PM
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thats why i keep my piss jug beside the bed. wake up with stiffy, turn over sideways and let er rip into the jug.
Halal
post 1635216763 04-01-2021, 09:06 PM
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Guys have the weirdest problems.
post 1635216833 04-01-2021, 09:07 PM
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I've been thinking about building some kind of water feature/urinal outside for morning glory sprays. But for now, I just wait it out brah, 30 minutes max. Not really a big deal tbh. I just don't drink much after 5.30pm.
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post 1635217163 04-01-2021, 09:13 PM
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Brb having to lean to get the aim right
post 1635217383 04-01-2021, 09:15 PM
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sit down and pee with chubb crew
post 1635217593 04-01-2021, 09:16 PM
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Morning wood + having to piss a gallon urgently is possibly the worst predicament.

brb contorting myself to align with the toilet
brb bursts of braking the piss stream as it's coming out too forcefully and will spray everywhere
brb the forceful piss velocity and trajectory is greater than anticipated
brb wet floor
brb painfully bending downward (upward curve crew) to further aim
brb euphoric relief once all is right in the penor world
post 1635217643 04-01-2021, 09:17 PM
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My secret? Texting between sets.
post 1635217863 04-01-2021, 09:20 PM
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How have you not realized to just sit down yet? Lol @ u.

Sit down master race
post 1635220573 04-01-2021, 10:07 PM
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Feels brah.

I walk out the front door and pee straight off the deck
Damn
post 1635220693 04-01-2021, 10:10 PM
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I've had the piss stream shoot at a dam near 90 degree angle. srs.
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**rolls waist band for shorter short shorts crew**
**short shorts nearly at banana hammock status crew**
post 1635220973 04-01-2021, 10:15 PM
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I remember those days.
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