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Forum » Do you brahs wipe front to back or back to front?

View Poll Results: How do you wipe?

Voters: 26.
Front to Back
16 61%
Back to Front
8 30%
I'm a filthy animal that doesn't wipe at all
2 7%
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Thread: Do you brahs wipe front to back or back to front?

post 1635263143 04-02-2021, 12:38 PM
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Do you brahs wipe front to back or back to front?

I just discovered wiping back to front gets in there a tad bit better, and get the angus really clean and spotless. No more dingleberries or streak stains for me! (No Homo)
post 1635264233 04-02-2021, 12:50 PM
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wipe with hand indian crew checking in

In India you dont do back to front or anything of that kind, u just scrub the fuk up with ur hand
post 1635264443 04-02-2021, 12:52 PM
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Side to side
post 1635264623 04-02-2021, 12:55 PM
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Originally Posted By Beast92⏩
wipe with hand indian crew checking in

In India you dont do back to front or anything of that kind, u just scrub the fuk up with ur hand
Makes sense. You guys have to scrub all that stinky curry out, otherwise your stench will be unbearable in public. (Ded fkn Srs)
post 1635264663 04-02-2021, 12:55 PM
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No wipe crew.
post 1635264733 04-02-2021, 12:56 PM
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Originally Posted By mommaofobama⏩
No wipe crew.
That doesn’t even work if you’re not stacking it with no pillow, no bed, no shampoo
post 1635265023 04-02-2021, 12:59 PM
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post 1635265053 04-02-2021, 12:59 PM
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post 1635265153 04-02-2021, 01:01 PM
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lol @ toiletpaperonlycels walking around with literal dried chit in between their cheeks srs
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post 1635265483 04-02-2021, 01:05 PM
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post 1635265613 04-02-2021, 01:07 PM
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post 1635266083 04-02-2021, 01:12 PM
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Why not both?
I don't answer questions
post 1635266133 04-02-2021, 01:13 PM
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I used paper towels with soap and water, wet wipes and regular TP.
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post 1635266513 04-02-2021, 01:19 PM
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post 1635266593 04-02-2021, 01:19 PM
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shower after every **** crew
post 1635275443 04-02-2021, 03:21 PM
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Originally Posted By DrumsNotDead⏩
shower after every **** crew
No one has time for that Jeff...
post 1635276423 04-02-2021, 03:36 PM
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i go front to back back to front etc etc until it bleeds
best way to ensure its clean
post 1635276993 04-02-2021, 03:45 PM
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I go twice back to front to get most of it first, then go front-back to get the rest.

I need a bidet.
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post 1635279173 04-02-2021, 04:21 PM
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baby wipes crew
post 1635279513 04-02-2021, 04:25 PM
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Originally Posted By Beast92⏩
wipe with hand indian crew checking in

In India you dont do back to front or anything of that kind, u just scrub the fuk up with ur hand
Indians might be the grossest mother fukkers on the planet with their squatting over a disgusting hole and pouring a pail of water in their fingers and massaging their ass holes. Every Indian friend I've had stunk like a dirty ass hole too.
post 1635281003 04-02-2021, 04:51 PM
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Originally Posted By POTA⏩
Indians might be the grossest mother fukkers on the planet with their squatting over a disgusting hole and pouring a pail of water in their fingers and massaging their ass holes. Every Indian friend I've had stunk like a dirty ass hole too.
Agreed. They are definitely on the bottom tier, when it comes to being a human. (Ded fkn Srs)
post 1635281063 04-02-2021, 04:52 PM
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My gimp versatile wipes me however I tell him to wipe me
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I'll misc you, brahs!
post 1635281333 04-02-2021, 04:55 PM
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Originally Posted By POTA⏩
Indians might be the grossest mother fukkers on the planet with their squatting over a disgusting hole and pouring a pail of water in their fingers and massaging their ass holes. Every Indian friend I've had stunk like a dirty ass hole too.
your biggest mistake was befriending an indian and smelling his angus rubbing fingers
Originally Posted By gmenfan40⏩
Agreed. They are definitely on the bottom tier, when it comes to being a human. (Ded fkn Srs)
ever dated an indian trans?
post 1635281393 04-02-2021, 04:56 PM
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Originally Posted By Beast92⏩
your biggest mistake was befriending an indian and smelling his angus rubbing fingers

You're telling me
post 1635281623 04-02-2021, 04:58 PM
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Lol if your diet isn’t dialed in to the point of no-wipe chits
post 1635282023 04-02-2021, 05:05 PM
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I use a removable shower head after wiping to clean my ars with water. Just wiping alone, even with a baby wipe is just like if you got chit on your arm and just wiped it off. if it's a public restroom though not really an option
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Originally Posted By SmashinYoungVag⏩
Side to side
In and out works for me
Damn
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stick cheeks between tub faucet with soap crew
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