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post 1635686843 04-07-2021, 08:02 PM
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TFW drinking a beer on the back porch

Sup boyos, anybody else taking advantage of this gorgeous spring evening, kicking back and enjoying a brew on the porch?
Nights like this really makes you think about the highs and lows of life.
Don’t get me wrong, I’m not doing too bad. But it does make you reminisce.

Makes me think about the better days of being 15 and in love, having a girl who would do anything for you. Blow jobs whenever I wanted, that intoxicating smell, the unique feel of newfound love.

Sure, she had her drawbacks, was kind of bishy, wouldnt let me hit it raw, however you upon further evaluation she really was probably the best thing that could’ve ever happened
Can you guys relate?

Knowing I might have lost the one moment of true love really makes me lost in the feels.
Surely I’m not the only one?
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post 1635686983 04-07-2021, 08:04 PM
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what if it wasn't about the low quality kunt you were briefly involved with but actually the fact that she is a temporal bookmark in your life?

what if you don't lament the loss of her, but actually the loss of your youth?

perhaps it's not that she was the best, but actually that you were the best in your youth

young, lithe, virile

a perfect specimen

i become as tumescent as a belaying pin just thinking about it

neau homme eau
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post 1635687183 04-07-2021, 08:06 PM
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I mean, its possible that I could be going through a bit of a mid life crisis.

L’appel du vide has been felt as I drive over every overpass.

However, don’t think it was about my youth, but rather the loss of perfect, virginal love.
~The BRAVE Kreme De La Kareem of the Fraiche Klan, founder of the 3.50th Elite Division, called the Ph@ggot Freedom Fighters~

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post 1635687663 04-07-2021, 08:11 PM
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Thread started out cool then turned gay as fuk cuz
post 1635687743 04-07-2021, 08:12 PM
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Originally Posted By WinningBrah
Thread started out cool then turned gay as fuk cuz
might wanna change your username, brehther
Make Europe Germany Again
post 1635688193 04-07-2021, 08:18 PM
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Originally Posted By CremeFraicheBro
I mean, its possible that I could be going through a bit of a mid life crisis.

L’appel du vide has been felt as I drive over every overpass.

However, don’t think it was about my youth, but rather the loss of perfect, virginal love.
Should I try to get her back? I feel like it would be kind of weird to just hit her up after 12 years
~The BRAVE Kreme De La Kareem of the Fraiche Klan, founder of the 3.50th Elite Division, called the Ph@ggot Freedom Fighters~

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post 1635691993 04-07-2021, 09:09 PM
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this thread is making me miss my ex
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post 1635692133 04-07-2021, 09:10 PM
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Originally Posted By Better
this thread is making me miss my ex
That feel when she was full of glow
~The BRAVE Kreme De La Kareem of the Fraiche Klan, founder of the 3.50th Elite Division, called the Ph@ggot Freedom Fighters~

Femalewarriorxo is my love <3

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~SS is my hater crew~

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post 1635692173 04-07-2021, 09:11 PM
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I miss monkeying around on my porch too. Those were the good old days srs. Now I live in an appt and the balcony is like 10 feet from a wall with no scenery. Das not it mang
post 1635693203 04-07-2021, 09:25 PM
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Originally Posted By GainersNeverDie
I miss monkeying around on my porch too. Those were the good old days srs. Now I live in an appt and the balcony is like 10 feet from a wall with no scenery. Das not it mang
May these reps bring you good luck on regaining your porchmog status once gain (srs).

And hopefully this karma will work on brining my ex back
~The BRAVE Kreme De La Kareem of the Fraiche Klan, founder of the 3.50th Elite Division, called the Ph@ggot Freedom Fighters~

Femalewarriorxo is my love <3

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post 1635693843 04-07-2021, 09:34 PM
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Originally Posted By CremeFraicheBro
TFW drinking a beer on the back porch
Still Cuckin On Four Fours, Wrapped In Four Voes
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